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Clips from The Good Place - Janet and Michael (S02E02)

"[dramatic music swells]"
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"Go back to the void, babe. I'll be there in a minute."
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"- Okay, I'll miss you like crazy. - I'll miss you more."
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"No."
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"I'll miss you more. Bye!"
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"That's my first time making someone"
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"Get rid of him immediately."
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"[laughs] He's helping me forget about Jason."
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"- [chime] - [groans]"
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"Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason."
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"- Honey... - Jason, Jason, Jason..."
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"Babe. Babe! Don't be jealous."
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"- I love you now. - [groans]"
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"We are going to spend every second together."
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"Janet, no one can know about..."
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"Derek Hoffstetler."
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"If anybody finds out about him, we are doomed."
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"He has to stay in your void."
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"It's our void now. [laughs]"
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"- We moved in together! - What?!"
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"Can you believe it?"
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"I got my own hanger for my jumpsuit."
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"Well, when you know you know."
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"And we know literally everything."
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"We are so in sync, we're finishing each other's..."
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"Derek!"
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"[dramatic movie music plays]"
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"Michael, you frightened me."
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"Jason's making me watch this horror film"
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"about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder"
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"in this house, aren't you?"
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"I am a bit, actually."
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"All this time indoors has degraded my skin"
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"Me? Dewy?"
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"Well, there is going to be plenty of sun and fun"
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"at the private campsite that I set up for you"
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"at the edge of the neighborhood."
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"so just relax. Live it up. Out you go, here."
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"Now sadly, Janet is still offline"
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"so you can't call her, okay?"
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"The best news is none of this is suspicious."
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"I don't know what's going to happen to us,"
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"but I need to tell you something."
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"What are you watching?"
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"Again?"
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"But you can never watch it."
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"This copy's mine. Uh-oh."
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"I guess I'm still pretty selfish."
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"Help! I need another ethics lesson, quick!"
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"Very weird energy coming off you right now."
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"Hey guys, whatcha doing?"
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"Nothing? Great."
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"How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?"
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"What if the reason you want to murder someone"
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"Is there a problem here, bud?"
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"Okay, I'll just tell you. Um..."
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"No, too hard to explain."
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"- Hi, there. - Hey, there!"
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"Who the fork is that?"
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"Derek Hoffstetler, P.I."
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"Oh."
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"Did you do that because of what I said?"
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"Yes, because of what you said."
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"Thank you, Eleanor."
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"You know, you seem so sad."
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"- Ooh, I could have a brother? - Yes!"
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"She's not going to make you anything."
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"- Janet, that will be all. - Okay, goodbye."
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"- Say "goodbye," Derek. - Ah, good-bob."
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"I hope we same place again very now."
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"[both laugh]"
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"hard enough that it goes through the wicket"
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"whimsy and restraint."
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"who called croquet "barely a game.""
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"It's kind of fun I guess,"
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"but can I teach you a different game?"
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"In this one, you just whack it as hard as you can"
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"in whatever direction you want."
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"[glass shatters]"
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"Whoa, nice."
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"Okay, here's where I am on this:"
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"What if Vicky calls for Janet, and Derek shows up too?"
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"She's got to have a lot of questions"
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"But Derek does seem to be"
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"Right? No earthquakes since he showed up."
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"then maybe Janet will start glitching again..."
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"Okay, if we can't kill Derek,"
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"If that relationship ends,"
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"then Janet won't feel sad anymore,"
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"and maybe she'll get rid of Derek herself."
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"but that's also ethically kind of dicey."
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"Here comes the egghead."
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"Well, look, Jason and Tahani are happy together,"
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"It's not permissible to ruin"
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"Wait, but isn't keeping a secret from someone"
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"basically like lying though?"
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"and telling them that secret might cause harm."
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"- Noice! - Cool."
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"I'll tell you what else would cause them harm,"
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"to be tortured for eternity, which will happen"
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"if Derek blows our cover."
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"in times of stress."
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"Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?"
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"Everyone."
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"Constantly."
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"[imitates a trumpet]"
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"Dope."
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"Where did you learn how to do this?"
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"It was a finishing school I attended before Oxford,"
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"and then, of course, the Sorbonne."
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"Do you know what, I don't think I ever asked you were educated."
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"I went to Lynyrd Skynyrd High School"
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"in Northeast Jacksonville,"
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"which was really just a bunch of tugboats tied together."
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"we just sold dirty magazines door-to-door."
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"deeply disturbing."
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"And yet, I envy you."
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"I was never allowed to goof off."
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"Never even had a friend I could just be myself around."
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"Maybe I can be that friend."
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