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Clips from Futurama - Law and Oracle (S06E06)

"You think you can just waltz in here"
Futurama
"with no pants and become a cop?"
Futurama
"I got no pants on, either."
Futurama
"I can see that. You're quite a bit taller than me."
Futurama
"I'm the Sound Effects 5000."
Futurama
"Wow. That would be impressive if you were a human."
Futurama
"On your feet for Chief O'Manahan."
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"At ease, cadets."
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"'cause I'm PMSing like a lumberjack."
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"Police Academy is not for everybody."
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"You're gonna get your boob scuffed."
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"But if you've got the vulva to stick it out,"
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"I'll be proud to call you ladies "policemen.""
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"Sir! Yes, ma'am!"
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"Yeah. That's great."
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"I don't have any hands."
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"Well, it's that time of the month."
Futurama
"Graduation day."
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"So grow a pair and put them together for our new officers!"
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"Hooray for the pigs!"
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"Graduates, you are hereby officially cops."
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"Now move it along, nothing to see here."
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"Police brutality!"
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"Nice. All right."
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"with their ironically matched partners."
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"Sound Effects 5000,"
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"My tinnitus!"
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"Fry, due to the unfortunate loss of Officer Smith,"
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"you'll be riding with URL."
Futurama
"What happened?"
Futurama
"He took a early retirement. Damn."
Futurama
"Let's get down to business."
Futurama
"Aren't you going to say, "Good news, everyone"?"
Futurama
"I just said that for Fry's benefit."
Futurama
"Made the poor fellow feel better about his pointless job."
Futurama
"As much as I miss him,"
Futurama
"he didn't really serve much purpose around here."
Futurama
"Though he did walk Zoidberg."
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"In any case, I've improved on Fry"
Futurama
"by sticking some wheels on a board,"
Futurama
"so Leela and Bender can easily make the next delivery without him."
Futurama
"Neat. So, where we going?"
Futurama
"That dangerous 3D planet?"
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"Can't we just send our avatars?"
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"That's a violation of the law of Lorentz invariance, baby."
Futurama
"I can't see the harm in peeing on that."
Futurama
"Sunny D commercial."
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"DNA and career chip, please."
Futurama
"Erwin Schrödinger, huh?"
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"The cat, is it allve or dead?"
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"Answer him, fool."
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"It's a superposition of both states"
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"Says you."
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"There's also a lot of drugs in there."
Futurama
"So, you're a robot?"
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"You boys did good."
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"Nailed a major violator of the laws of physics."
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"He's going down. Cat's gonna testify."
Futurama
"Guys like this really bust my uterus."
Futurama
"You're both getting a promotion."
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"Ever heard of the Future Crimes Division?"
Futurama
"Tomorrow, I have."
Futurama
"I can't make out a thing."
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"Screw that! I ain't no delivery boy."
Futurama
"You're the chef, are you?"
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"Then why don't you make us something nice to eat?"
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"Here's your damn peanut butter and jelly sandwich!"
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"we can arrest most perpetrators"
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"before they even perpetrate anything."
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"That's what we used to think."
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"Until we invented this."
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"Slow down, baby."
Futurama
"We call him Pickles."
Futurama
"On account of it's like he's floating in a jar?"
Futurama
"Exactly."
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"Green is larceny. Black is fraud."
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"Floater in the bowl!"
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"Woo!"
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"Suspect, male, 6'1"."
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"My kajigger!"
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"Victim, Hattie McDoogal."
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"Look, the clock says 5:08."
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"It's 4:30 right now."
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"Oh, Hattie."
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"When I look into your one good eye, I see a reflection of beauty."
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"Yeah?"
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"My kajigger!"
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"No. See, he knew you left everything to your parakeets"
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"and then poison them with an arsenic-laced cuttlebone."
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"Classic move. Aw, yeah."
Futurama
"Congratulations on your big bust."
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"Keep it up, and you boys might just make detective."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
Futurama
"I got to go drop a big one."
Futurama
"Wow. I can't believe it."
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"like Sherlock Holmes or Speed Buggy."
Futurama
"Mazel tov, Chief. That's a beautiful bathroom baby."
Futurama
"Ain't you heading home, Phil?"
Futurama
"In a minute. I just want to finish this paperless work."
Futurama
"We got a lot of people to shoot tomorrow."
Futurama
"Hello! Anyone?"
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"There's never a cop around when you need one."
Futurama
"The thief seems to be some sort of ghost."
Futurama
"Or is he?"
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"Item seven, our corporate tax rate"
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"That's not funny."
Futurama
"It's not supposed to be funny. It's a business meeting."
Futurama
"Things used to be funny around here."
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"Only Fry could say, and he's gone."
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"We had nothing to say to each other,"
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"Beats talking to you, witchy woman."
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"Your pants go almost all the way to your ankles."
Futurama
"Normally, when a cop asks me that,"
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"I spray whip cream in his eyes and run away,"
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"Are you planning a big heist?"
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"Usually, but not at the moment."
Futurama
"a major theft next Thursday."
Futurama
"Next Thursday, you say?"
Futurama
"Pray, continue."
Futurama
"Are you familiar with this particular location?"
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