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Clips from Futurama - Law and Oracle (S06E06)

"The Maltese Liquor,"
Futurama
"the strongest and most valuable malt liquor ever brewed!"
Futurama
"And soon it will be mine."
Futurama
"Bender, I'm only telling you this"
Futurama
"so you can avoid committing the crime."
Futurama
""Avoid committing the crime." Got it."
Futurama
"There's got to be some way to stop Bender."
Futurama
"Maybe something in the Oracle's prediction"
Futurama
"that I missed before, due to incompetence."
Futurama
"Wait. Who's the trigger-happy jerk?"
Futurama
"That's me! I recognize the face."
Futurama
"You shot me! You miserable dingus!"
Futurama
"Say what? You're my partner, home Fry."
Futurama
"Besides, I got my own secrets."
Futurama
"Anything big worth checking out?"
Futurama
"Just your big jangly booty, baby."
Futurama
"See you tonight, toots."
Futurama
"Mmm-hmm. We been getting it on."
Futurama
"I would never shoot Bender. Never!"
Futurama
"He taught me how to shave."
Futurama
"Revision ball."
Futurama
"I could never shoot you. Never! You taught me how to shave."
Futurama
"See?"
Futurama
"Just get out of here. Go!"
Futurama
"Now, dig the unintended consequences."
Futurama
"My friends, let us share this booze"
Futurama
"in a toast to our dear friend, Bender."
Futurama
"The Maltese Liquor done destroyed their brains."
Futurama
"Fools should have known it's fatal"
Futurama
"for anyone but robots and Billy Dee Williams."
Futurama
"So, if I don't shoot Bender all my other friends will die?"
Futurama
"Fate is a freaky mistress. Much like the chief."
Futurama
"Something's not right. I refuse to believe it."
Futurama
"Ooh!"
Futurama
"Uh... Sure."
Futurama
"In order to fix your leaky roof,"
Futurama
"I'll need to spend two or three hours down here in the wine cellar."
Futurama
"The Maltese Liquor."
Futurama
"Here, boy. This is for you."
Futurama
"Ahh!"
Futurama
"Yeah, baby!"
Futurama
"210 proof."
Futurama
"Either you're going to shoot me,"
Futurama
"Bender, no!"
Futurama
"You don't have to do something just 'cause it's going to happen."
Futurama
"The future's making a chump out of you."
Futurama
"Oh, yeah? Well, I'm going to make a chump out of the future."
Futurama
"Yes! I stopped the crime without shooting you."
Futurama
"The Oracle was wrong."
Futurama
"Pickles? Yes."
Futurama
"It is I, Pickles."
Futurama
"I set the whole thing up."
Futurama
"Everyone will think Bender's the thief"
Futurama
"while I make off with that glorious brew."
Futurama
"Seriously? Why?"
Futurama
"So I can kill my human brain cells."
Futurama
"Do you have any idea what a burden it is"
Futurama
"To never be surprised."
Futurama
"To know the punch line of every joke hours in advance."
Futurama
"Like watching Leno."
Futurama
"And that is why I faked the prediction of this crime."
Futurama
"Nevertheless, stay with me here,"
Futurama
"Hey."
Futurama
"Man. Why you got to be so Oracle-y?"
Futurama
"Fry, you are going to shoot Bender,"
Futurama
"Sometimes fate has other plans."
Futurama
"You shot me!"
Futurama
"You miserable dingus!"
Futurama
"Everyone will think Bender killed you,"
Futurama
"Ah!"
Futurama
"I have no idea what's going to happen next."
Futurama
"Did you get that, Chief?"
Futurama
"But how could you know my prediction was fake?"
Futurama
"I knew something was wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it."
Futurama
"You showed Bender"
Futurama
"sharing the deadly booze with our friends."
Futurama
"Bender would never share."
Futurama
"The very idea!"
Futurama
"With the added benefit of me and the chief"
Futurama
"being locked in a small room."
Futurama
"Shall we adjourn to the dungeon?"
Futurama
"Well, I got my shield for stopping Bender."
Futurama
"But, then I got fired for tipping off Bender."
Futurama
"Fry, we have no idea what you do around here,"
Futurama
"but we desperately need you back."
Futurama
"I don't suppose there's any chance I could get a promotion."
Futurama
"Executive?"
Futurama
"It's a meaningless title."
Futurama
"I feel better about myself!"
Futurama
"One time was funny."
Futurama
"Ouch! He's not bluffing!"
Futurama
"Hiya!"
Futurama
"I do love a man in uniform."
Futurama
"I like you, kid."
Futurama
"Pandora."
Futurama
"Whoa!"
Futurama
"Look out for that particular individual!"
Futurama
"An electric wall, eh?"
Futurama
"Whoa! Where'd my man learn that?"
Futurama
"What's in the box, Schrödinger?"
Futurama
"Now that we can predict crimes with 99% accuracy,"
Futurama
"of history's greatest detectives."
Futurama
"Red, homicide."
Futurama
"It happens more often than you'd think."
Futurama
"You, too."
Futurama
"One more promotion, and I'll be a real detective,"
Futurama
"Eight pounds. I'm naming her Burt."
Futurama
"Bender?"
Futurama
"remained unchanged this fiscal year."
Futurama
"Hey. Bender and Leela are back from Pandora."
Futurama
"so we had to listen to Bender's Eagles album for 27 hours."
Futurama
"but to ditch these losers, gladly."
Futurama
"Invisible safe, eh?"
Futurama
"That's all the proof I need."
Futurama
"or I'm going to spray whip cream in your eyes"
Futurama
"and I walk away with the goofy juice!"
Futurama
"We got it all from behind this prediction-proof glass."
Futurama
"Sure. What the heck?"
Futurama
"But it helps insecure people feel better about themselves."
Futurama
"Then, it hit me."
Futurama
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