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Clips from Futurama - Law and Oracle (S06E06)

"After centuries as a delivery boy, nothing surprises me."
Futurama
"Hey, Fry!"
Futurama
"Isn't there any room for promotion around here?"
Futurama
"only if we can't bring them back as a zombie, like Scruffy."
Futurama
"And every five minutes I don't get it,"
Futurama
"the non-stop promotions and the free hot rod."
Futurama
"Here are my shorts."
Futurama
"Hello. I'd like to enroll in Police Academy."
Futurama
"That's the plan."
Futurama
"Welcome to Police Academy."
Futurama
"Hi, I'm Fry."
Futurama
"Yeah."
Futurama
"I'll make this short and sweet,"
Futurama
"Now, can you actually turn on the ignition?"
Futurama
"Hooray! Free sky sticks!"
Futurama
"you'll be with Cranski."
Futurama
"And Smitty was just a few days from retirement."
Futurama
"No, it's cheaper just to have you die."
Futurama
"Fifteen miles over the speed of light."
Futurama
"Light 'em up."
Futurama
"Alive or dead?"
Futurama
"until you open it and collapse the wave function."
Futurama
"Oops."
Futurama
"Well, I guess you should have had two eyes."
Futurama
"Just deliver the package, and let's get out of here."
Futurama
"That's ridiculous. Only horoscopes can predict the future."
Futurama
"The Cybernetic Oracle. The ultimate man-machine hybrid."
Futurama
"Programmed with every crime ever recorded,"
Futurama
"and implanted with the brain cells"
Futurama
"The Oracle's visions are recorded on these colored balls."
Futurama
"What's pink polka-dots?"
Futurama
"Clown slaughter."
Futurama
"Red ball. Homicide!"
Futurama
"Distinctive mustard stain on his forehead."
Futurama
"Uh-oh. We only have a half hour to chill out before we head over."
Futurama
"Fresh."
Futurama
"You can't arrest me for future murder after it's right now murder!"
Futurama
"So, he didn't really want to marry me?"
Futurama
"in your will."
Futurama
"Green ball. Larceny."
Futurama
"Noses were picked, pants fell down."
Futurama
"So, what changed?"
Futurama
"How was it? Awful."
Futurama
"Hey, he's back!"
Futurama
"Good afternoon, individuals."
Futurama
"Sir, would you mind stepping out of the building?"
Futurama
"Bender, be honest with me."
Futurama
"I only ask 'cause the Oracle thinks you're going to pull off"
Futurama
"Does the word "Maltese" mean anything to you?"
Futurama
"You wrote "Commit the crime!""
Futurama
"Are you going to turn me in for concealing evidence?"
Futurama
"You and the chief?"
Futurama
"And she's like, "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.""
Futurama
"By deciding not to shoot Bender,"
Futurama
"you created an alternate future."
Futurama
"Oops."
Futurama
"Look out!"
Futurama
"Rewind."
Futurama
"Are you the calloused working man I ordered?"
Futurama
"Whoa!"
Futurama
"Forty ounces of heaven!"
Futurama
"Hmm..."
Futurama
"Put the bottle back."
Futurama
"We both know I won't do that."
Futurama
"and walk out of here like a big shot."
Futurama
"I'm not stealing anything!"
Futurama
"Was I?"
Futurama
"to know everything that will ever happen?"
Futurama
"things will now happen just as I fake predicted."
Futurama
"Bender, you're going to hand me that bottle."
Futurama
"Not that one!"
Futurama
"The real one, which you switched when Fry stupidly looked away."
Futurama
"killing him and shattering the fake bottle,"
Futurama
"just as I predicted."
Futurama
"Do it! It is your destiny!"
Futurama
"Funny thing about destiny."
Futurama
"Nuts."
Futurama
"Finally, blissful ignorance."
Futurama
"So we set up this little charade"
Futurama
"based on an episode of Speed Buggy."
Futurama
"Really?"
Futurama
"I hereby promote you to"
Futurama
"executive delivery boy."
Futurama
"You stink, loser."
Futurama
"Pizza going out! Come on!"
Futurama
"All right. I'll take the Red Rocket."
Futurama
"Not another crank delivery!"
Futurama
"Why don't I read these things ahead of time?"
Futurama
"But every week for 10 years? Not as funny."
Futurama
"True, not as funny. But, still, somewhat funny."
Futurama
"And then they burst out laughing a second time."
Futurama
"I've been a delivery boy for a thousand years."
Futurama
"There'll be no promotions unless somebody dies."
Futurama
"And even then,"
Futurama
"Life and death are a seamless continuum."
Futurama
"Well, could I at least get some encouragement?"
Futurama
"I could use a shot in the arm."
Futurama
"I got shot in the leg!"
Futurama
"Roberto! What are you doing here?"
Futurama
"What? A fella can't drop in on old friends"
Futurama
"and hold them hostage?"
Futurama
"I'm good. And you?"
Futurama
"Attention, criminal robot in the building!"
Futurama
"Come out with your hands up!"
Futurama
"Never!"
Futurama
"Other guy."
Futurama
"Listen up, piggies, I want a hovercopter,"
Futurama
"and an unmarked sandwich,"
Futurama
"someone's going to get stabbed in the ass!"
Futurama
"He's bluffing."
Futurama
"You call for a chopper?"
Futurama
"No, I specifically said hovercopter!"
Futurama
"One chopper coming up."
Futurama
"All right! Way to go."
Futurama
"You know, URL,"
Futurama
"sometimes it's almost too much for me."
Futurama
"There's that, but I'm also talking about"
Futurama
"I mean, a uniform that doesn't involve short pants."
Futurama
"I can see I have no future here."
Futurama
"My only option is to resign with dignity."
Futurama
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