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Clips from Scrubs - My Hard Labor (S07E07)

""Dr Won't Say Terminal" is kind of a mouthful anyway."
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"- Yes, but he won't let us because... - No, no, no."
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""He doesn't want to be treated by interns,""
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"with your "l" dotted with a heart"
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"Your handwriting's actually more annoying than your voice."
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"Regardless, you interns are the future of this hospital,"
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"What I want you to do is walk over to Mr Meltzer"
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"Not you. Never you."
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"Okay."
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"Thanks, buddy, I needed this."
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"- So, you gonna break up with her? - No way. We're having a baby, man."
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"if their parents stay together, even if it's not a great relationship."
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"Yeah, that happens a lot."
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"- Hi, guys. - Hi."
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"- Hi. - Is lzzy in her room?"
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"Turk hadn't checked,"
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"so he had a 50-50 shot of answering correctly."
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"Sleeping like an angel."
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"Really?"
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"Because she's on my back."
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"That's it. I want it out of the house."
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"- Just let me finish! - Carla, let him finish!"
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"Baby, studies have shown that using joysticks"
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"I'm having a baby!"
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"- A black uncle. - A black uncle."
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"can we do a three person celebratory jump hug?"
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"Please?"
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"For you."
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"You're right, that was cheesy. I should've listened."
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"Finally gonna get to meet Sam. I wonder what he looks like."
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"Any second now."
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"What the..."
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"So that's what that song's about."
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"Where beer does flow and men chunder"
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"And I really was."
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"Okay, Kim, you're still a few hours away."
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"I understand you'll be wanting an epidural?"
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"Kim, your quiet voice is a little louder than usual."
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"- J.D. - I'll be in charge of the epidural,"
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"it'll feel like you're passing a marshmallow."
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"- Passing a rainbow? - That's better."
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"- Jordan? - Go away."
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"Let's go see Mommy."
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"Our daughter needs to go to the hospital."
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"Her rash is spreading, and she could use a steroid shot."
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"- Why can't you just do it here? - Jennifer has uropathy."
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"plenty of doctors are gonna be poking and prodding her,"
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"and I would like her to see me as her father"
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"and not as just another white coat that she will forever associate with pain."
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"If three-month-olds didn't have the memory of an earthworm."
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"Could you please just support us on this one?"
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"Fine. I'm right behind you."
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"Wow, that's real talent."
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"Baby, I promise you, I will be home as soon as Kim delivers."
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"Okay."
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"All right, people, listen up! I need to beat this video game"
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"before Kim delivers J.D.'s bastard child."
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"It takes two people to do it, so I can't do it by myself."
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"- Who's with me? - I would, Turkleton,"
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"but I only play Pac-Man and that carjack game."
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"- Sir, what are you doing here so late? - I live here."
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"Enid kicked me out of the house six weeks ago."
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"C'est la vie. Now, if you don't mind, I got a za coming."
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"'Cause if we got black ones with orange spots,"
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"our kid would look like Bamm-Bamm."
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"J.D., you've been so great."
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"I'm feeling really connected to you, you know?"
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"How are you feeling about us?"
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"Oh, thank you Perry much."
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"and we just wanted to come by and say congratulations."
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"- Really? - No. I'm looking for the paediatrician."
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"Her name is Jennifer Dylan, not J.D."
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"All the best there, Kim. Please note that the entire world is praying"
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"Hell, I don't even remember what we were talking about."
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"I was asking how you're feeling about us."
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"Damn it."
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"I've been working up the courage to tell you that I'm falling..."
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"- No! Don't say it. - Why not?"
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"Look, I think you're amazing, but I'm just not ready to say it back yet."
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"I really hurt you, so it makes sense"
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"that you would need more time to get there."
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"Bullet dodged."
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"Cool."
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"We heard that you were waiting for the paediatrician."
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"He's at home so we paged him,"
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"and he said that we should give your daughter the shot ourselves."
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"There is no way in hell that I'm letting an incompetent intern touch my child."
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"Ones that I don't care if you kill or maim."
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"Because it hurts my throat too much."
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"And what's my motivation?"
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"Your motivation is to kill space goblins."
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"or because I don't share their space goblin values?"
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"Good shot."
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"What are you doing?"
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"or the 10 cups of coffee I had earlier today,"
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"you might have bested me this day in the marsh of Kothrick."
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"We're not too different, you and I."
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"his alien friends are shooting you in the face, right?"
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"Okay, not answering Kim's "I love you" was awkward, but at least it was over."
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"So, do you think you could ever be in love with me?"
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"And don't lie to me."
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"I really hope that one day I wake up feeling what you said you feel,"
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"- Do you really hope that? - With all my heart."
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"Because I always dreamed of finding a guy who hoped"
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"Really? That's kind of weird."
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"No! J.D., do you actually think that's enough for me?"
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"There are a lot of guys out there who think I'm a good catch."
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"have been thrown around on more than one occasion."
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"I know that, Kim. You're amazing."
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"Stop calling me amazing, okay?"
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"Would you even be with me if I wasn't dropping this kid?"
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"I don't know how to answer that."
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"We're done."
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"What are you talking about? We're having a baby."
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"Yeah, we are,"
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"but I deserve to be with somebody who doesn't need to cross his fingers"
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"and hope that he falls in love with me, maybe someday."
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"It's over, J.D."
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"Get in here with the epidural!"
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"It's funny how even the best intentions can blow up in your face."
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