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Clips from Scrubs - My Hard Labor (S07E07)

"My last few days have all started the same."
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"Saying this to Kim."
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"You're amazing."
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"... to our baby and hoping that Kim wasn't wondering"
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"That is so gross, I might vomit."
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"Nice seeing you."
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"and give Bobby Frank in there a shot of penicillin?"
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"Why can't he do it himself?"
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"He's, like, the only paediatrician kids like because he never gives shots."
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"Hey, remember when you wanted to be the doctor who never said "terminal"?"
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"It's okay. I mean,"
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"Didn't I tell you two to treat Mr Meltzer?"
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"Remember our new system so that I never have to hear your voice again?"
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"and a little frowny face at the end. It's incredible."
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"and say these words, "I'm your doctor. Deal with it.""
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"- I am your doctor. Deal with it. - Peachy."
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"Why you looking so sad, Nilla Wafer?"
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"You were right about Kim. I don't love her."
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"That's tough. Wanna get some exercise and clear your head?"
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"Statistics say that kids end up way better off"
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"So I'm in for good. Plus, Kim's amazing,"
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"so hopefully one day I'll wake up and just be head over heels."
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"Come on! I just got this thing and I'm already on the fifth level."
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"- Oh, you can have it. - Family comes first, Turk."
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"- can improve a surgeon's dexterity. - You can have this one."
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"Oh, my God! I'm gonna be a bluncle!"
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"Oh, right."
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"You guys, I know when I first brought this up"
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"Oh, I just want a healthy baby. I mean, what more can you ask for?"
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"J.D., I know we've had our ups and downs,"
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"but I'm really glad we're going through this together."
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"I'm hoping there's a pill you can give me"
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"Why does she think I'm joking? I hate her and her chipmunky face."
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"The delivery nurses usually get the anaesthesiologist"
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"to deliver your pain medication, but we're a little understaffed, so..."
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"and as soon as you're ready, I'll have them make you so numb,"
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"But that sounds sticky and uncomfortable."
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"Okay."
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"And over the next couple of years,"
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"Totally legitimate argument."
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"There's nothing like scoring a Caddy and mowing down street hos."
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"We're friends at night. I'll play."
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"Oh, no. Wrong time for this conversation, but there's no way out."
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"We heard that you were having a baby"
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"that the dominant genes are yours."
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"Thank God."
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"There's no way Kim remembers what we were talking about."
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"What were we talking about?"
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"Dr Cox, we heard that you were waiting for the paediatrician."
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"But you said we were the future of the hospital and we need to learn."
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"Why don't you always talk that way?"
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"Okay, all we have to do here is kill space goblins."
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"Yeah, but am I killing them because I hate them"
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"Whatever you want."
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"Are you kidding me right now?"
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"If it were not for the novice level setting"
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"Despite your arm-mounted cannon and your insatiable taste for human flesh."
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"You realise that while you're talking,"
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"Well, that is just rude."
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"Get some!"
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"Let it go, woman!"
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"Look, I think you're amazing, right? I've mentioned that."
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"And even though I'm not, you know, in love with you right now,"
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"he could fall in love with me someday."
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"The words "cute as a button""
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"Step away from the child."
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"Or you simply intended to get closure on a video game."
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"And though you have every intention of making a horrible situation better..."
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"Kim, you're fully dilated. It's too late for the epidural."
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"... you often find out that you've made it worse."
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"You're amazing."
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"- I do. He just broke up with me! - What?"
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"No, he didn't."
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"Oh, hey, Kim!"
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"but thanks again for coming in there, Dr Callahan."
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"- to practise medicine on small children. - This will only take a second."
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"Sure, if my name was Dr Occasional Shot, but it's not."
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"- That's insane. - Yeah."
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"My daughter to forever associate me with pain."
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"Why don't you ask one of the nurses to give it to her?"
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"There's only one nurse in this dump I'd let touch my daughter."
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"- Hit him with the fire sabre. - Hit him with a lamp."
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"- There's no lamp in this game, sir. - I was talking to your wife."
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"I can't do it. I'm literally shaking with rage. See?"
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"All right."
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"Baby, why'd you have to go and say that?"
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"- Hey, Keith. - Burn in hell."
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"Okay."
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"Do you have the time to give my daughter a shot"
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"Oh, damn. Fine. Okay. Fine."
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"- ride of some sort. - Oh!"
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"Listen, I discovered the game when lzzy had colic"
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"That's actually the main reason why I want it out of the apartment."
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"But every now and then, I gotta do my own thing."
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"Turk, you think you're the only one who gets pangs?"
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""to see if anybody honks" pangs. They do, actually."
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"and I still get the urge to slip away during his visits."
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"so the whole normal part was never gonna happen."
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"- And you didn't mess up his life. - Come on."
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"Statistics show that kids whose parents stay together..."
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"As I looked around the room,"
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"What do you mean, he stole your fillings?"
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"- Game. - Game. And that's game."
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"And that's how we do! And that is how"
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"- we do! That's right. - We do!"
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"even if it meant taking some well-deserved abuse."
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"- Get out of here, you jerk! - No."
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"- You're a piece of crap! - You're doing great. That hurt."
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"Anyway, I hope you weren't too worried about us."
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"This is the end of our relationship. But it's sort of just the beginning."
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"- Can I hold him? - Of course."
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"Then whispering..."
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"I love you."
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"why I hadn't said the same thing to her."
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"There are some images that even doctors can't stomach."
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"Oh, is it the patient with the infected neck wound?"
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"Hey, guys."
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"- How's it going, Keith? - You ruined my life."
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"Excuse me, nurse? Could you be a doll"
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"Because, Carla, he's Dr No Shot."
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