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Clips from Peep Show - Are We Going to Be Alright? (S09E09)

"This programme contains strong language throughout and adult humour."
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"Hmm."
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"I think it rounds it off nicely."
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"who, for whatever reason, won't return my calls."
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"'I made the fatal error of letting her get to know me.'"
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"'You're going to have a party to remember, my elderly friend.'"
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"He's 30 next year."
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"29, 39, OK."
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"'Right, I'm going to have the most horribly healthy fucking lunch"
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"Piss. Urine is packed with nutrients."
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"Johnson seemed very jazzed."
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"Oh, not with a sandwich! Not as your drink!"
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"HE SLURPS Be quiet when you come back."
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"I'm gonna pull myself off and sleep for 100 years."
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"Good morning, Mr Corrigan."
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"'Do I smell corporate lube?"
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"'Am I about to get organisationally fucked?'"
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"In a matter of seconds, wild beasts are gonna fly to your delicate areas"
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"and tear you to shreds. Is this about the permanent markers?"
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"Ah, sorry, mate. You're getting shit-canned, Mark."
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"You're getting fucked by a flagpole in your tiny little vagina."
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"He does not wish to be responsible for another Greece"
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"reducing his attention span against his own will."
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"but it's certainly not ours. 'Shafted by a piss addict.'"
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"I've cleared out your desk, mate."
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"Jeremy... Jeremy!"
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"Mark! I'm trying to sleep."
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"'Cold brown, no job, no woman, no jam, just cold brown.'"
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"You were the one who sold me the ball-crushing loan in the first place."
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"You started it. Hmm? Eh?"
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"'He's not luring me back in like that with a lovely, savage argument.'"
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"Come on, let's have it out. 'Appealing, but no dice.'"
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"Oops! Apologies. I'll just tidy these away."
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"'I'm not going to lick him.'"
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"PHONE CHIMES 'April!"
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"I need a bit of headspace. Molly."
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"She piles her dirty socks in the basket"
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""What, do you think it's gonna eat 'em like the fucking Cookie Monster, love?""
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"Hang on."
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"Mark, did you piss in my piss? Cos this piss looks funny."
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"Super Hans, will you please inform your friend, Specimen A,"
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"It's Molly. I'm in fucking bits."
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"I'm sorry, Mark. I'm sorry your life is ruined and it's partly my fault."
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"Is there a buzzing, an irritating, backstabbing sort of buzzing?"
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"He wanted his loan written off and, well, he succeeded."
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"Yes! Sorry."
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"But he's lost a friend in the process."
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"You can't be City and United, can you? Look, Hans, can you shut up?"
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"the love of my life is buying cruise tickets with her husband"
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"Look, mate, I can't just let you sit there feeling sorry for yourself."
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"is the most thoughtless, selfish, venal idiot I've ever met in my life."
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"'He's talking to me! I win!'"
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"I know, you don't have to tell me after every sentence."
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"but they still turn up every week, don't they, the pricks?"
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"maybe try and make Angus fall in love with me, fuck him if need be."
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"talking about sending Philip Hammond"
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"No, right, I mean, I just..."
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"Look, could we grab a coffee for five minutes?"
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"I've got a couple of things I need to say."
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"They're certainly not spending it on lampshades."
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"To Athens. Um, the ferry leaves tomorrow, all the islands except Corfu."
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"'He asked innocently.'"
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"Cos that's where Angus had his affair."
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"Oh, of course, sorry, I'd forgotten."
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"Anyway, what I wanted to say, just before you go,"
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"In fact, I'm not even probably average."
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"and he's not sure we should go on this cruise."
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"'Alone?'"
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"April and I just had an overpriced coffee and did it in the toilets."
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"clear for me to go off with his wife on the cruise."
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"Me and April, April and me!"
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"Ergh-ergh!"
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"MAN: Help! HANS: Shut it."
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"and never paying you any rent"
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"and for falling in love with Dobby, for everything."
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"They said they were gonna chop my penis off and put it into another orifice."
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"Did you send the text?"
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"I've cleared the coast, the coast is clear."
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"This is bad."
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"Sucky-fucky is not a long-term plan."
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"then work on her, cement things. You're in pole position."
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"She does hate her phone. Exactly."
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"HE SIGHS, DOORBELL RINGS"
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"Who's that? Oh, er..."
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"When have I ever hidden my true feelings?"
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"ANGUS GROANS"
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"Right, gag him, Hans. ANGUS GROANS: No, no!"
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"Look tired."
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"Tickets? It's your dream trip."
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"fly to Belfast, rave, get on the party boat to Bristol"
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"- yes, it really exists -"
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"we stay up for a week."
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"'Which will be within a week.'"
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"HE CHUCKLES Great."
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"You definitely said you were turning 39, the big 3-9."
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"I didn't, I just misspoke."
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"I want to stay up till about one and then go to bed"
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"Bed at one. One isn't even the night."
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"You drink your own piss? Yes, I eat cashews"
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"Maybe I'll ask Megan if she wants to come instead."
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"Joe... Don't go, Joe."
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"'Yeah, Megan, you're 29 now, but one day you'll be, like, 56.'"
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"a nice man..."
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"like him."
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"There, I've said it, hope he's happy. GUESTS APPLAUD"
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"us two - brains and the funny one,"
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"and the sexy, pep-up-the-party, acid-in-the-punchbowl one."
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"Er, yeah, and if I could just say one more thing, um, Jeremy, Jez, er,"
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"Oi, April! Angus?"
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"Bring back smallpox? We all had fun with the smallpox, didn't we?"
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"Will you pull me off? I'm not about to pull you off, Jeremy."
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"If I was going to kill you,"
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"Bang!"
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"I think I'd just come at you in the night, pillow on the face, cark!"
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"Yeah, that's you all over."
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"You don't have one that just says, "You are 40 years old"?"
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"Um...we have, "Life begins at 40," or, "40 today.""
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"No. I want one that reads..."
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".."Jeremy, you are 40 years old.""
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"Do you need "old"?"
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