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Clips from Friends - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt (S05E05)

"- I was watching her at the pizza place. - Mm-hm."
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"And she was just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little..."
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"Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni."
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"She forgot my vegetarian."
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"This is perfect. She'll have to come back here with your pizza."
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"And when she does, I will turn on the charm "au" Ross."
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"Oh, I am so glad you don't eat meat. Ha, ha."
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"Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English."
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"I've done it again."
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"Nonnie's my biggest fan."
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"My big fat Joey star."
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"Yeah, I weighed, like, 27 pounds when I was born."
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"Hey."
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"- Happy anniversary. - Happy anniversary, 10 months."
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"- Oh! Mm. - Mm."
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"Um, in the shower I was thinking about our first night in London."
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"- The one who speaks English? - The one who doesn't."
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"That was some hot love you gave me. Ha-ha-ha."
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"- I'll get ready. - Wear those earrings I got you."
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"Oh, that's a great idea. I was saving them for something special."
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"Mm."
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"- You've got to go home. - But I like it here."
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"Go home and get the earrings you borrowed. He wants me to wear them."
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"I think they're in my purse. Go get dressed and I'll look for them."
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"Okay."
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"Ahem, Rach. Hi."
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"I need those earrings you borrowed."
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"Oh. Um..."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- Here you go. - Thanks. Wait, where's the other one?"
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"Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?"
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"Okay, okay. Look, just don't freak out, but I kind of lost it."
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"What'll I tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight."
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"- Tell her to wear her own earrings. - These are her earrings."
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"- Why not? - Because I lose her stuff!"
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"You see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later."
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"Oh, uh, my big scene's coming up. Uh, the big scene coming up."
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"If you said, "Big lima bean bubbling up," would she know the difference?"
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"Oh, I just can't watch. It's too scary."
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"- Huh. - It's a diaper commercial."
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"- Pizza delivery. - I'll get it! I will get that!"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- One vegetarian pizza. It's 12.50. - Ah."
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"Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better, uh..."
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"...I happen to like 8-year-old boys."
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"Oh, I mean... No, no, no. The, uh..."
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"Your hair. Before. Your hair."
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"You said you thought your hair looked like an 8-year-old boy's..."
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"All I'm looking for is the money."
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"Here you go. Now, stop bringing us pizzas, you."
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"- I'm gonna try. Ha, ha. - Okay."
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"You're welcome."
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"You couldn't let me have her, could you?"
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"- What? - This is a girl I really like..."
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"Thank you for that."
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"I was not flirting."
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"It's okay. I don't care. Ha, ha. It's fine."
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"- Really? - Really?"
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"It's no big deal. I do it all the time."
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"So, uh... Ahem. You flirt with guys all the time?"
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"Sure. It doesn't mean anything. Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you."
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"But there's a big difference. You're a lot hotter."
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"Ha, ha. This actually bothers you?"
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"And thank you for that."
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"But I never had anything to worry about."
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"Ross was never very good at the flirting thing."
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"What...? What...? Ha, ha."
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"What are you talking about? It worked with you."
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"All right. All right."
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"You know what I'm gonna do? I am gonna order another pizza."
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"...I will show you how well I flirt."
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"- I will get her phone number. - Oh, well..."
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"And not the one on the menu."
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"- I found it. - Oh, thank God! Where was it?"
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"- Okay, that is the one we already have. - Oh."
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"- What do you bet nobody heard anything? - No bet."
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"Anybody home?"
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"- Oh, my God. - What?"
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"- Oh, what is it? - Uh, they cut me out of the show."
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"What?"
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"- Are you sure? - Maybe your scene's coming up."
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"- Yeah. - I'm in it."
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"This is terrible. What'll you do?"
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"I don't know. But this little old lady lives for my career."
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"When they dumped me off Days of Our Lives, she almost died."
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"That's not good."
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"You're not smiling. Not that face! Smile, everybody smile! Ha, ha."
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"There I am!"
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"No."
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"Sam Waterston!"
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"Oh, no, no. That's me. That's me!"
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"No. Sam Waterston."
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"I need those earrings. We're leaving when the show's over."
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"But I already gave them back to you."
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"No, you didn't."
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"All right, I already didn't gave them back to you. That's what I said."
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"Make sure you check Chandler's jewelry box."
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"Okay, we have 10 minutes. Do you want me to get into that now?"
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"Hey, Pheebs."
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"...vegetarian pizza working out for you, huh?"
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"Why are you being weird?"
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"Do you like it?"
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"No. That would be, "Why are you being cute?""
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"Okay. I'm working on my flirting."
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"So, uh, Monica, do you like Law and Order?"
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"- Yeah, it's good. - Oh."
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"I found out all this stuff about you. You like Law and Order..."
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"...and you've flirted with every guy in the tri-state area."
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"Okay, let me get this straight."
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"It's okay for you to flirt, but not for me?"
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"Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up."
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"Okay. I've already taught you so much already, but whatever."
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"When you flirt with a guy, you think, "No big deal.""
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"- No way! - It's true."
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"Then we go to sleep."
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"All right. It's another commercial and I still haven't told her."
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"You are not gonna run out and leave her here."
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"Yeah, all right. Oh!"
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"Joey?"
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"Uh, Joey's gonna be right back. Right back?"
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