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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - How Mac Got Fat (S07E07)

"who has all these one-liners and hilarious jabs I throw at the customers,"
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"and I add all that charm to the place."
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"That's- That's probably doing it."
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"takes pride in his personal hygiene, has great hair."
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"You put a guy like that behind the bar, and people will eventually flock to this man."
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"That-That's what you're saying, yeah. That's what you're saying."
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"- Sort of. - I didn't think it was-"
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"Look, the point is that we gotta keep doing what it is that we do."
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"No matter how psychotically vain- Right."
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"- Or needy and pathetic or, I mean, just plain sad. - Right."
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"If we keep doing all of it, then we will keep tipping up."
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"In order to maintain this success, I do think though we need to get some rest."
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"Let's do the right thing here for once in our lives, go home and get a good night's sleep."
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"Hey, Charlie, you asleep?"
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"Charlie. Are you asleep? No- No!"
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"I had a great idea. I don't want to hear it."
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"Frank, I'm a successful man now. Okay?"
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"'cause that brings me off my excellence, okay?"
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"And “pa-chow!” We blow it up!"
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"Wh-What are you looking to do? Flash-cook a- a gyro sandwich?"
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"Flash-cook a sandwich. Oh, my God. Do you-"
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"What y0u're talking about is just a meat bomb. That's a waste of a good lamb."
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"A meat bomb! Y-Y-Y-You blow it up. [Groaning]"
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"I mean, like, just take the thing and stick it- [Yelling ]"
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"[ Imitates Bleating ] Aah!"
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"Charlie, don't go in the crevice. I'm going in the crevice, Frank."
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"Don't go in the crevice. Oh, come on, man."
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"Yell0. Hey-o. /z"s Mac. I/I/hafis up?"
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"Hey-d. "Sup? Yeah, I'm gonna go out and rage."
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"I don't care. I'm in the crevice."
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"He's in the crevice. Shit. He's in the are vice ?"
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"I'll come out with you. We'll go together, have a ball. [ L ine Clicks, Dial Tone j"
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"You want to know all the key players and how success affected them, right?"
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"Well, I think your time could be better spent if you focused more on yourself."
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"But I haven't done very much wrong."
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"You know what, Father? I'm just going to plow ahead."
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"So, the bar's success continued."
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"But Dee's inflated ego about her comedy was keeping her from doing her job."
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"Kids these days, they have so many more choices than we had when we were little."
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"Am I right? I mean, it's like- Excuse me? Excuse me."
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"Right in the middle of a joke. And now where was I with it?"
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"That'd be great. Yeah. Can I finish the joke?"
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"They're not landing because I'm not getting to the punch line,"
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"so if you could just be patient and let me get it out."
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"- I'm not gonna even listen. I just want my margarita. - Do you want Kung Fu Panda-"
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"Why do we have this? What is this?"
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"Oh, God. Well, because I drank three bottles of champagne..."
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"It was sweet."
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"Can I please get, like, 2O margaritas so this bitch will listen to my kid joke?"
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"Okay, first of all, yourjokes never land. All right?"
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"So please don't concentrate on your comedy anymore. 'Cause it's terrible, all right?"
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"I'm in over my head, I'm yelling at customers 'c:ause I'm getting a little agitated here."
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"Okay, company meeting in the bathroom. Okay, guys?"
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"Uh, I'm in here. Good, man. Hop on out. Company meeting."
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"- I don't want to. - You have to. it's a company meeting."
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"No. What's going on in there?"
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"Oh, no. No, no, don't bash. l-l-I'll come out."
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"- Oh! - [All Gasping, Exclaiming ]"
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"Uh, I saw a couple gray hairs, and I was, like, “I'll eradicate those,” and then-"
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"I feel very sensitive right now. It's hard to maintain all this."
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"You look like Superman."
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"The original what? S-Superhero."
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"He was, like- Is that what you're going for?"
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"- No. - Dude, come on!"
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"It wouldn't be that obvious if you didn't know me. You'd be, “Shit. Maybe that's Superman.”"
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"No, you wouldn't! Everyone knows who Superman is, and they know it's not you!"
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"- Shit. Right. - Guys, come on!"
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"Yeah, no shit. I'm running around like an animal out there."
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"All I'm doing is serving drinks!"
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"You're supposed to serve drinks. You're a waitress."
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"People need their drinks, and we need a waitress to serve those drinks!"
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"Guys, don't change now. All right?"
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"We have a certain chemistry that got us here to begin with. We don't need to start-"
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"Aw, that's terrible! Let's just get back out there and step it up a little bit."
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"Please? Let's just get back to work, man, and do what we do. Okay?"
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"I'm Charlie, and I'm in charge all of a sudden.”"
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"Are you eating in there?"
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"Uh,yeah."
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"I could pass them through if you want some."
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"I'm sorry, Father. I have enough."
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"You better put that away or come back when you're finished."
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"Okay. I-I'm done. Done."
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"Uh, so Charlie was up all night working,"
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"Oh, shit."
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"Ow! [Laughs] Hey, that's good."
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"It's a plan. We'll do it to people. We'll go around-"
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"All right, I got something else I've been working on all night. Come with me. Lock up."
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"Don't hit me with the stick again. Come with me."
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"Okay, Charlie? All right, look at this now."
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"I put two extra stop signs. Yeah."
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"So no cars can go. [ Laughing ]"
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"Frank, you've just created a four-way intersection."
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"If anything, you've made this intersection safer."
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"Look, dude, I don't have time for these shenanigans. All right? I need sleep."
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"And Charlie was, like, “I'm gonna jam that stick up your ass!”"
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"And then Frank was, like, “Come here, you little bitch! Goddamn it!”"
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"You don't need to repeat all of the obscene language."
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"Oh. I'm sorry, Father."
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"- [ Groans] - Anyway, I was being super prudent."
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"I've always wanted to sail."
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"I was really the only one who was handling the success with class, to be honest with you,"
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"when Dee interrupted me with some lazy plan to get out of working."
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"- Lazy's a sin, right? - Uh, you mean sloth?"
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"No. No Africa for you, huh?"
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"Successful guy like myself, I'll have a target on my back. Right."
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"Too angry. Oh, the whole thing."
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"Yeah. I don't blame you for that."
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"While you were planning all of this, I came up with an amazing idea..."
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"that's gonna save everything for us."
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"You ready for this? We get ourselves replacements."
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"That's not a very good idea. Well, stay with me."
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"They're not just any replacements."
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"They'll be the total embodiment of us in looks and personality,"
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"So they'll be like our avatars? Sure, if that helps you."
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"- I'm not sleeping. - What are you doing? Why are you hiding under the covers?"
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"' Klee Q -"
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"Do I look foolish?"
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"Well, what in God's name have you done to your face?"
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"I got a chemical peel."
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"I was just trying to live up to all of your expectations of me."
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