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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - How Mac Got Fat (S07E07)

"C) great and angry God, I command thee to smite my friends!"
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"and a few weeks ago, we became more successful than we ever have before."
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"It was insane."
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"Out of my way, Frank."
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"Oh. Hey. [ Clears Throat ] Whoa."
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"Not now, Frank. We're packed."
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"I just can't wrap my head around this. Were we doing anything different?"
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"eventually you will get to a point where you tip and you become successful."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And my comedy, you know."
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"You know, I'm like the cute, funny waitress..."
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"Let's not put labels on it, 'c:ause we don't know which one is the one that is the most-"
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"[ Mac ] Bu! that sleep would ne ver come, Father,"
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"I need to maintain a certain level of excellence,"
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"so I can't have you telling me terrible ideas all night,"
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"Okay, but this is a great idea. I don't want to-"
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"Yeah. That's a good idea."
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"So if you're done with coming up with terrible ideas, um, I'm going to go back to bed."
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"[Si h [Phone Ringing] g S]"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"ls Charl/e there ? Hey, it's Mac. He wants to go rage."
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"I-I'm not seeing how this relates to your weight gain."
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"Uh, I'm telling a story, Father. [Scoffs]"
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"Frank's not a guy that usually comes up with plans."
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"Because I'm sensing some resistance."
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"Dennis always tells me, never let someones resistance stop you from getting what you want."
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"Can, um, we get those margaritas that we ordered a while ago as well?"
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"'Cause the funny part comes at the end, so you're going to miss it if you don't-"
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"- You keep trying to tell jokes- - Well, you keep interrupting me, and that's why I'm not-"
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"You're not getting your margarita. Thanks."
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"Dude, where the hell have you been?"
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"Uh, slept in."
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"You slept in? it's almost the middle of the night, man. Why were you sleeping in?"
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"and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge, okay?"
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"I'm sorry. I said it. Look, can we just do what we normally do?"
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"I shouldn't even be bartending."
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"Dennis is in the bathroom, and he's been there for, like, an hour!"
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"Company meeting. Let's go."
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"Dennis! Where are you, bud? Company meeting!"
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"- With black paint? - Well, just go easy on me. Don't make fun of me."
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"Clearly, success is starting to get to all of us!"
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"We can't be Superman!"
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"I got some doughnuts and some M&M's and some, uh, chips."
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"You aren't allowed to eat in here!"
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"If you want a doughnut, I could give you one."
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"and Frank kept coming up with plans, and they were not good."
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"Look at that. Look at the look on your face. That's so good!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"No shit."
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"Ow! You need sleep?"
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"You little bitch!"
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"I was mapping out my successful lifestyle- you know, champagne, sailing."
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"And she's pro-abortion."
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"Hey. Okay, listen to this."
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"I don't want to go to any poor places, you know."
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"So,lguess that's,uh- (Dkay;VVeH-"
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"Just gonna sail around the United States is what it looks like. That's all-"
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"Uh, well, I probably want to avoid, like, this."
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"And I don't know what happens out here. Okay, I tell you what."
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"so that we maintain the same group chemistry and avoid tipping."
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"Let's tell Dennis. Okay, yeah."
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"You look like a monster, dude."
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"What?"
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"Clearly, the success of the bar has proved that I have achieved physical perfection."
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"And now there's nowhere else for me to go but down from here."
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"Knows exactly what I'm talking about."
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"I'd like to fast-track him, Dee. He's perfect. What? For you?"
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"For me to use that gorgeous muscle monster as my avatar,"
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"Right. Okay, so Charlie was working his ass off."
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"Well, with an attitude like that, you can wait another half an hour, buddy."
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"- I don't want to see you! Is that your buddy? Go with him! - No. I don't even know him."
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"you know, I've created a level of success for myself that, uh-"
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"I just don't know if I can live up to it anymore, man."
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"Hey, being on the tipping point is about working hard..."
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"and caring about that work and really giving it your all."
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"Maybe we tipped too soon. No. No! I was just starting to get a taste of success."
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"I need more. ♪♪ [ Continues]"
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"What's that? Music."
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"The bar is completely empty!"
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"It looks like we did tip, Deandra."
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"I mean, I'm a sinner too, right? [ Chuckles ]"
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"Ho-ho! And I got fat. I'm much fatter than Mac!"
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"I'm not exactly sure how that conversation went, but I imagine it was along those lines."
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"But wait, wait- It just won't work."
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"He's going to add to it to make me more virile. I'm just pumping more in."
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"Is that why you've been stuffing your face for six weeks?"
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"Dude, that was, like, a million plans ago."
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"I thought we were just putting it on the back burner until I hit two hundo."
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"Stop chewing on food and start thinking about what's going on in the bar and in your life!"
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"And that's it. So now you understand."
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"Father, my friends totally boned me."
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"But it's all about the avatar. The beefcake avatar."
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"English - US - PSDH"
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"[ Mac ] Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
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"It's been one week since my last confession."
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"Okay, my son."
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"In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit, what is your confession?"
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"I'm fat."
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"Now, calm down, son! Calm down. Let's try and remain composed."
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"Okay, Father, I'll try, but I can't promise anything 'cause I'm pretty excitable."
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"Also, I'm super-pissed because my friends made me fat."
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"How did your friends make you fat? Were they force-feeding you?"
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"Well, no, not exactly."
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"This whole thing started because we became incredibly successful,"
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"So, really, I'd like to confess on them, because they're sinners and pricks."
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"[Chuckling ] Son, I don't think you understand the purpose of confession."
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"Let me start at the beginning."
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"My friends and I own and operate a bar in South Philly,"
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"Oh, oh, oh! [ Chattering ]"
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"I scored a shitload of fireworks."
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"North Carolina. What a hell of a state."
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"What the shit is going on around here?"
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"[ Charlie ] I really don't get it. I don't see how we're so popular now."
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"No, this is a good thing. This is what happens with success in business."
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"Hmm? Okay, if you keep making the right decisions over time,"
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"- It's like that book, The Tipping Point. - I totally buy that!"
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"Like, check out this decision. I keep a very clean bar every day, very tidy."
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"I think people respond to that."
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"They say, “What was that clean bar I was at the other week?” And then they show up again."
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"And then someone says, “Hey, did you see that clean bar? Let's go there.”"
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"All my- All my funny jokes and stuff that I throw out."
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