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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - How Mac Got Fat (S07E07)

"What expectations?"
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"Physical perfection."
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"So now I'm hanging on by a thread."
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"Why don't you lay off the skin treatments for a while?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Oh. You don't think I should mess with my face anymore?"
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"Well, right now it looks like you're wearing a mask of yourself over your face."
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"- Uh-huh. - Not a good one?"
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"- Not a nice mask of myself? - Not a good one."
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"Do you guys think that a normal mask of me would look good?"
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"- Oh, my God. - And if there was, would you guys wear it?"
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"What is happening? I'm very confused."
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"I'm going to be alone."
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"Okay."
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"[ Mac ] And without Dennis to shit all 0 ver Dee's ideas with me,"
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"I was lured into her very lazy, slothy, sinful avatar plan."
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"Mmm. I got to say, I like what I'm seeing here."
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah, let me, uh-"
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"Let me just fill you in on what we're doing here."
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"See, Mac and I run the hottest bar in Philadelphia,"
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"and we are looking for a couple of employees to fill our shoes, literally."
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"Mmm. That said, there's a set of dumbbells to your feet there."
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"I'd like you to lift those and curl them, but don't do it in a normal way."
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"- Now, this is for a bartending job, right? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, this is all part of it. Now, get to work, beefcake. Okay."
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"[ Chuckles ] He said “fire off.” I like that."
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"- Yeah, I heard him. - I like that. Look at that. Excellent!"
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"Yeah, of course. What do- He looks nothing like you."
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"Well, no. Since we've been working, I've been neglecting my fitness regimen. He understands."
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"No,no,no,no. You never, ever once in your life have looked like that."
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"When I leave the gym, and I have a full pump- Yeah?"
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"[ Mac ] Dee was right though."
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"I had to put on some serious bulk."
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"So did you go to the gym?"
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"Father, when Peter did the statue of David, he wasn't just hammering at pebbles."
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"First, he ordered the Jews to bring him a massive slab of marble."
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"But the customers were getting just as frustrated as he was."
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"Hang on a second. I got this guy. I got my man right here."
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"You're the one who wanted the, uh, two Coors Lights and the gin and tonic. Right?"
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"You've been waiting half an hour? Half an hour?"
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"Because I'm dipping them in bleach so that I can clean them faster."
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"I don't have time to wash every single glass."
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"- I'm not drinking bleach. - Then get out of my bar! Get out of my bar!"
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"Get out! [ Shrieks ]"
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"Unbelievable. What's going on, man?"
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"I suck at bartending! I'm going crazy! Everyone's yelling at me!"
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"They're getting all pissed off! Why is your face shiny?"
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"I had my skin peeled off with chemicals."
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"- Yeah? - Want to know why?"
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"- Not really. - Well, it's just, uh,"
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"You know, I'm running at a 1O of excellence,"
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"and I'm used to being at whatever number."
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"The point is that I'm not going to let the bar down."
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"♪♪ [ Up-tempo Dance]"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"I stick the M-8O under its wing. I blow it up."
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"No, Frank. I'm not gonna help you detonate a pigeon."
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"That would be terrible publicity for a young comedienne."
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"Well, you don't have to do anything."
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"We stick the pigeon in there, we run,"
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"Shut up!Shut up! What's going on? Where is everyone?"
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"Coming from in the back. Back here?"
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"What? Hey! What the hell are you dick bags doing back here?"
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"We might as well sin and get high."
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"[Sniffs]"
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"Also, I'm pro-abortion, so I'm probably going straight to hell."
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"You're so fat, and,uh- Oh, big, fat, big, fat."
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"[ Frank ] Big, fat titties. Big, fat ass."
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"You got big, fat titties. And I like to kill babies. Unborn babies."
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"[ Explosion ]"
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"We're not idiots. Of course I'm going to take the precaution of boiling the blood..."
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"before I use it. That goes without saying."
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"You can't replace Frank's blood with bags of blood that you found behind a hospital."
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"Dennis, he's not going to replace my blood."
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"So you're just gonna be bursting at the seams with blood?"
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"Yeah! [ Dee ] Oh, yeah."
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"Hey-o! What's up, bitches?"
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"I did it. I'm 200 pounds."
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"- I'm as big as my avatar. - What's an avatar?"
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"You know, the avatar that we're going to get to do all of our work for us,"
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"Are we still doing that? No. We gave that plan up a really long time ago."
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"Yeah! I've been trying to get as big as my avatar, so we don't tip."
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"All of us, including you,"
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"we've been engaged in many other plans and schemes since then. Wh-Where have you been?"
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"Wh-Why wouldn't somebody tell me that we dropped the plan?"
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"D-Don't make fun of me, okay?"
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"I'm busting my ass out there trying to do the avatar plan,"
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"a-and now you guys are laughing at me!"
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"- But you have candy coming out of your pocket! - [All Laughing]"
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"Don't laugh at me! [ Mocking ] “Don't laugh at me!”"
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"[Grunting] [ Dee ] He can't do it!"
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"What are you doing? Is he trying to rip his shirt off'?"
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"You guys are going to hell! Okay? You guys are going to hell!"
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"- Don't laugh at me! - [ Mocking ] Don't laugh at me!"
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"I understand none of it."
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"They became successful, egotistical monsters."
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"They forced me into this avatar thing, and now they're totally ditching the plan."
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"But you weren't gonna understand that unless I told you the whole story."
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"L-I'm going to be perfectly honest."
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"Okay, urn, let me start at the beginning, because clearly you didn't understand it."
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"No,no,no!No,no,no. That won't be necessary."
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"L-if, uh- If I smite your friends and absolve you, will you leave?"
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"Yeah. You're absolved, and your friends are smited."
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"In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Please leave."
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"[ Laughing ] Okay, great. Oh, urn, when should I see the results?"
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"- What are you talking about? - When does the spell kick in?"
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"Wh-When is God gonna shed some of this weight for me?"
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"- Six weeks. - Great."
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"Not hard. Perfect."
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"that created us all and predetermines everything."
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"[ Chuckles ] I'll see you in six weeks. [ Priest Groans]"
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"[ Voices Speaking Backwards]"
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"and then they became monsters, which in turn made them make me fat."
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"Right. All right. Sorry, Father. You need the context."
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"Look who's back! [Laughs]"
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"Yeah, good-looking guy like myself, takes pride in his personal appearance,"
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"because success was about to change everything."
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"We take the M-80's that I have..."
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"Cook the meat immediately."
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"- Kids these days have so many more choices- - Don't try to finish the joke."
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