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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Brentwood Trash (S01E01)

"they just gave me the tape."
Mr. Mayor
"Arpi, I wanna do the right thing here."
Mr. Mayor
"I wanna be a good mayor,"
Mr. Mayor
"but I'm going to go out to dinner with her,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I will fold."
Mr. Mayor
"Probably gonna buy her a Mercedes."
Mr. Mayor
"- What the hell do you want me to do?"
Mr. Mayor
"If she's really your Harvey Milk,"
Mr. Mayor
"this train's off the tracks."
Mr. Mayor
"- I don't know."
Mr. Mayor
"Just do something."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hi, there, stranger."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hey. Where were we?"
Mr. Mayor
"- This is Sophia Ladaro."
Mr. Mayor
"She used to call me "Teen Wolf.""
Mr. Mayor
"Now look how sad and ugly she is."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, it says she's at her mom's funeral."
Mr. Mayor
"- Yeah, so that's her dressed up."
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, I have a zit, and it's picture day."
Mr. Mayor
"For our photo IDs? My life is over."
Mr. Mayor
"- How is this any different than high school?"
Mr. Mayor
"- What?"
Mr. Mayor
"- You've spent hours making fun of people,"
Mr. Mayor
"this guy's freaking out over a pimple,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I'm pretty sure you're only talking to me"
Mr. Mayor
"because of who my dad is."
Mr. Mayor
"- What? No. Orly, we're buddies."
Mr. Mayor
"I requested to follow you on Instagram."
Mr. Mayor
"Did you see it, or--"
Mr. Mayor
"- And those ladies."
Mr. Mayor
"They've spent all day reading people to filth."
Mr. Mayor
"- [speaking Spanish]"
Mr. Mayor
"[laughter]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Yeah, don't mess with them."
Mr. Mayor
"We call them "Las Plasticas.""
Mr. Mayor
"- You were wrong, Mikaela."
Mr. Mayor
"Real life is high school. It never ends!"
Mr. Mayor
"- No, Orly, that's not true. - Guys, I'm freaking out."
Mr. Mayor
"I know Valerie is perfect or whatever, but I'm worried"
Mr. Mayor
"that Derek won't wanna be my friend anymore"
Mr. Mayor
"if I don't pick him, and he's so cool,"
Mr. Mayor
"and he drives stick, and also my mom packed me raisins"
Mr. Mayor
"if anyone wants to trade."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, my God. It never ends."
Mr. Mayor
"High school never ends."
Mr. Mayor
"- What? No!"
Mr. Mayor
"I don't wanna have to run the mile again."
Mr. Mayor
"- Everybody get out of my room!"
Mr. Mayor
"[both sobbing]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Mercedes has this paint finish"
Mr. Mayor
"they call "Denim Blue.""
Mr. Mayor
"I think it would look great on you."
Mr. Mayor
"- Excuse me, Mr. Mayor?"
Mr. Mayor
"I'd like to ask some questions."
Mr. Mayor
"- No, shut up. You're not from Brentwood."
Mr. Mayor
"[whispering] No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Mr. Mayor
"Please help me."
Mr. Mayor
"- You're right. I'm not from Brentwood."
Mr. Mayor
"Eastside, beast side. [crowd mutters]"
Mr. Mayor
"As a resident of Greater Los Angeles,"
Mr. Mayor
"I'd just like to know where"
Mr. Mayor
"the president of the Brentwood Homeowners Association"
Mr. Mayor
"thinks this trash should go."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh. Well, anywhere else, really."
Mr. Mayor
"- Because Brentwood is so special."
Mr. Mayor
"- Thank you. Yes."
Mr. Mayor
"And the people that live here like clean, open spaces."
Mr. Mayor
"- And other neighborhoods don't."
Mr. Mayor
"- Apparently not."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, just look at those places."
Mr. Mayor
"Everywhere you turn, there is a graffito."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, come on."
Mr. Mayor
"The taxes that we pay."
Mr. Mayor
"We don't deserve this."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, God."
Mr. Mayor
"- But someone like me deserves your trash?"
Mr. Mayor
"- That is an amazing solution."
Mr. Mayor
"I think that you would love my trash."
Mr. Mayor
"- What? No. No, no, no."
Mr. Mayor
"- You know, my trash has perfectly good food in it."
Mr. Mayor
"Clothes with the tags still on it."
Mr. Mayor
"And I throw out all the skincare products"
Mr. Mayor
"that companies send me because I don't need 'em."
Mr. Mayor
"- This is wonderful. What else do you throw out?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Honestly, anything that doesn't spark joy."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, you know, normally, I give my old bags to my maid,"
Mr. Mayor
"but if you like it..."
Mr. Mayor
"It does have a monogram, though."
Mr. Mayor
"- I love it! And, hey, what do you know?"
Mr. Mayor
"AM. Those are my initials."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, I can't wait to tell my psychic!"
Mr. Mayor
"Well, it's settled."
Mr. Mayor
"Our trash goes there."
Mr. Mayor
"[applause] - No!"
Mr. Mayor
"No! You people are awful!"
Mr. Mayor
"We're building the facility, Andie, in Brentwood,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I'm not buying you a Mercedes."
Mr. Mayor
"You're nothing like your character from "Groundhog Day.""
Mr. Mayor
"I can't believe that I fantasized"
Mr. Mayor
"about settling down in Punxsutawney with you."
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, I can't believe I was gonna let you comb my hair."
Mr. Mayor
"[laughing] Oh, dear, I'm so sorry."
Mr. Mayor
"I need the bag back. I've got a dog in there."
Mr. Mayor
"Thanks. Whew!"
Mr. Mayor
"."
Mr. Mayor
"- There you are."
Mr. Mayor
"Holy crap. Did you eat all that candy?"
Mr. Mayor
"- This is what I used to do in high school."
Mr. Mayor
"Do you wanna ditch and go memorize"
Mr. Mayor
"the dance from "Toxic"?"
Mr. Mayor
"- I don't know what that is."
Mr. Mayor
"- [humming Britney Spears' "Toxic"]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Actually, I'm gonna take off."
Mr. Mayor
"My dad said to call a car and meet him at home, so--"
Mr. Mayor
"- Ugh, dads. Am I right?"
Mr. Mayor
"As if our days could get any worse."
Mr. Mayor
"- You mean the orchestra thing? - Mm-hmm."
Mr. Mayor
"- Turns out, Abby totally blew the solo"
Mr. Mayor
"in front of the whole school,"
Mr. Mayor
"and Ceviche Twitched the whole thing,"
Mr. Mayor
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