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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Brentwood Trash (S01E01)

and everyone was like,

"and everyone was like,"

Mr. Mayor

"Orly should have had it anyway."

""Orly should have had it anyway.""

Mr. Mayor

And then Josh Booker, who's a senior at Westlake...

"And then Josh Booker, who's a senior at Westlake..."

Mr. Mayor

- No. - Found out I went home early,

"- No. - Found out I went home early,"

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and he DM'd me and asked if I was feeling okay.

"and he DM'd me and asked if I was feeling okay."

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- Cool. [both laugh]

"- Cool. [both laugh]"

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High school's so awesome.

"High school's so awesome."

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I love that life is just high school forever.

"I love that life is just high school forever."

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♪ Josh Booker [door opens]

"♪ Josh Booker [door opens]"

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- Okay, bye! - Yeah, I'm gonna go, too.

"- Okay, bye! - Yeah, I'm gonna go, too."

Mr. Mayor

- Oh, Dios mío. [door closes]

"- Oh, Dios mío. [door closes]"

Mr. Mayor

- You did good in there, boss. - Thanks.

"- You did good in there, boss. - Thanks."

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I'm just glad you were there to ruin it all for me.

"I'm just glad you were there to ruin it all for me."

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- Hey, anytime you need some interruptus,

"- Hey, anytime you need some interruptus,"

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I'm your gal.

"I'm your gal."

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My class at Reed was the only one

"My class at Reed was the only one"

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in the history of the school where no one got pregnant.

"in the history of the school where no one got pregnant."

Mr. Mayor

[cell phone rings]

"[cell phone rings]"

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- What is it, Jayden?

"- What is it, Jayden?"

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- I can't decide between Derek and Valerie.

"- I can't decide between Derek and Valerie."

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- I'm gonna assume those are two speechwriters.

"- I'm gonna assume those are two speechwriters."

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- I mean, I know Valerie is super qualified,

"- I mean, I know Valerie is super qualified,"

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but isn't friendship more important than job goodness?

"but isn't friendship more important than job goodness?"

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Why do these people go on reality shows

"Why do these people go on reality shows"

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and say that they're not there to make friends?

"and say that they're not there to make friends?"

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Are they crazy? - Arpi.

"Are they crazy? - Arpi."

Mr. Mayor

- Listen up, Kwapis, in this job,

"- Listen up, Kwapis, in this job,"

Mr. Mayor

your best and only friend is the city of Los Angeles.

"your best and only friend is the city of Los Angeles."

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She will help you move.

"She will help you move."

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She will pick you up at the airport.

"She will pick you up at the airport."

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She will show up at 3:00 a.m. with a pint of ice cream

"She will show up at 3:00 a.m. with a pint of ice cream"

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and tell you you're better off without him.

"and tell you you're better off without him."

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"Him" being Fresno, maybe. I don't know.

""Him" being Fresno, maybe. I don't know."

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This is getting away from me. Do the right thing.

"This is getting away from me. Do the right thing."

Mr. Mayor

- Yes, sir. - Hmm.

"- Yes, sir. - Hmm."

Mr. Mayor

This sorting facility isn't just about

"This sorting facility isn't just about"

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cleaning up my predecessor's mess.

"cleaning up my predecessor's mess."

Mr. Mayor

It's the start of a new, cleaner tomorrow

"It's the start of a new, cleaner tomorrow"

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for all of LA.

"for all of LA."

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- Now, that's a speech.

"- Now, that's a speech."

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He sounds like Winston Churchill

"He sounds like Winston Churchill"

Mr. Mayor

or Glenn Close in "The Wife."

"or Glenn Close in "The Wife.""

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- Thank you, Thomas.

"- Thank you, Thomas."

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I thought the implicit zeugma of "clean" really--

"I thought the implicit zeugma of "clean" really--"

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- Ugh. Yeah, great job, Valerie.

"- Ugh. Yeah, great job, Valerie."

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I'm so glad that I hired you and now all of Neil's speeches

"I'm so glad that I hired you and now all of Neil's speeches"

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are "good" and "different from each other."

"are "good" and "different from each other.""

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[blows raspberry]

"[blows raspberry]"

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- Even if it cost me a chance with Tarzan's bride.

"- Even if it cost me a chance with Tarzan's bride."

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- And he's off script.

"- And he's off script."

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- I just thought me and Derek would be best friends forever.

"- I just thought me and Derek would be best friends forever."

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Now he doesn't even return my texts.

"Now he doesn't even return my texts."

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- Welcome to high school, Jayden,

"- Welcome to high school, Jayden,"

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where everything sucks forever and--

"where everything sucks forever and--"

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"Orly Bremer followed you"? Orly Bremer followed me!

""Orly Bremer followed you"? Orly Bremer followed me!"

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I can't hang out with you anymore.

"I can't hang out with you anymore."

Mr. Mayor

Hey, girl...

"Hey, girl..."

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- Well, best friend, at least I got you.

"- Well, best friend, at least I got you."

Mr. Mayor

Ooh, why is my best friend so filthy?

"Ooh, why is my best friend so filthy?"

Mr. Mayor

Bleh!

"Bleh!"

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- Do you guys know how hard it is

"- Do you guys know how hard it is"

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to get a bee startup going?

"to get a bee startup going?"

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I mean, I got J.J. Abrams in early,

"I mean, I got J.J. Abrams in early,"

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but now this guy's calling me,

"but now this guy's calling me,"

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like, 50 times a day like, "Where's my money?"

"like, 50 times a day like, "Where's my money?""

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I'm like, "I don't really know what I'm doing,

"I'm like, "I don't really know what I'm doing,"

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but I hope they're in there making honey."

"but I hope they're in there making honey.""

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I need them to work and focus. I'm taking new investors.

"I need them to work and focus. I'm taking new investors."

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Afterwards, just find me.

"Afterwards, just find me."

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- I am strongly opposed

"- I am strongly opposed"

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to these new energy-efficient streetlights.

"to these new energy-efficient streetlights."

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[sighs] You know what?

"[sighs] You know what?"

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Actually, I don't even care about the streetlights.

"Actually, I don't even care about the streetlights."

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I don't even live here.

"I don't even live here."

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I just go to these town halls to get out of the house.

"I just go to these town halls to get out of the house."

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I love my husband.

"I love my husband."

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I love his cooking.

"I love his cooking."

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He's a wonderful father

"He's a wonderful father"

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to our birds,

"to our birds,"

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but the music, it's just constant.

"but the music, it's just constant."

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I don't get it.

"I don't get it."

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Everything, whoa, all the time.

"Everything, whoa, all the time."

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I mean, what's the point?

"I mean, what's the point?"

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Why not just say it?

"Why not just say it?"

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It seems easier

"It seems easier"

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and less stressful.

"and less stressful."

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I mean, music is dumb, right?

"I mean, music is dumb, right?"

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Do you know his last name's not even Legend?

"Do you know his last name's not even Legend?"

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It's McGruff, like the crime dog.

"It's McGruff, like the crime dog."

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Anyway, anyone wanna go play

"Anyway, anyone wanna go play"

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paintball or something?

"paintball or something?"

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I have a car,

"I have a car,"

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so I can drive us.

"so I can drive us."

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All right. Okay. Go to hell, Culver City.

"All right. Okay. Go to hell, Culver City."

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- Good night, everybody. - Good night.

"- Good night, everybody. - Good night."

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