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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Brentwood Trash (S01E01)

"[both laugh] - I love movie quotes."
Mr. Mayor
"- Kill the Utz girl. - Correct."
Mr. Mayor
""Yes, you called for the Ghostbusters.""
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, speaking of food,"
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, man! Okay."
Mr. Mayor
"On three, say your favorite "Ghostbusters.""
Mr. Mayor
"I don't have any more interviews"
Mr. Mayor
"One, two, three."
Mr. Mayor
"until this afternoon."
Mr. Mayor
"both: First boy "Ghostbusters.""
Mr. Mayor
"Do you wanna maybe grab some lunch?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Why am I still standing here?"
Mr. Mayor
"I know it's only 11:00, but I really like it when--"
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay, I'd like to begin by pointing out"
Mr. Mayor
"- You're the first order on the griddle after breakfast?"
Mr. Mayor
"[scoffs] Yeah, 'cause then your..."
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"that none of you deserve what you have."
Mr. Mayor
"both: Lunch tastes like pancakes."
Mr. Mayor
"In fact, material wealth is, if anything,"
Mr. Mayor
"- My child is not vaccinated,"
Mr. Mayor
"inversely correlated"
Mr. Mayor
"and for some reason, she is very sick all the time,"
Mr. Mayor
"with a person's worth as a human being."
Mr. Mayor
"and now you wanna surround her with trash?"
Mr. Mayor
"Now, here's someone you probably know"
Mr. Mayor
"What she needs is more horses."
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay, get outta here. Next person."
Mr. Mayor
"from your Botox parties, Mayor Neil Bremer."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hi, I'm Andie,"
Mr. Mayor
"[crowd booing]"
Mr. Mayor
"- [laughs]"
Mr. Mayor
"president of the Brentwood Homeowners Association,"
Mr. Mayor
"All right, as a longtime Bel Air resident,"
Mr. Mayor
"and my hair just dries like this."
Mr. Mayor
"[rock music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- You're Andie MacDowell"
Mr. Mayor
"from "Multiplicity" and "Groundhog Day""
Mr. Mayor
"and that Calvin Klein commercial back in the '80s."
Mr. Mayor
"You were wearing jeans."
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"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Sproing."
Mr. Mayor
"."
Mr. Mayor
"[cheery music]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Why do you look like Pikachu week on "Drag Race"?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Because my speechwriter search is over."
Mr. Mayor
"Derek and I just had the funnest time"
Mr. Mayor
"at Universal Studios."
Mr. Mayor
"We both have the same favorite Minion--"
Mr. Mayor
"Stu, duh--"
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"we both love pizza and music, and he's an awesome writer."
Mr. Mayor
"His new screenplay is about,"
Mr. Mayor
"what if Marty McFly had married his mom?"
Mr. Mayor
"[pops lips]"
Mr. Mayor
"- So this Derek would be"
Mr. Mayor
"someone you'd talk to instead of me?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"- Go to him. - Sorry."
Mr. Mayor
"- Excuse me."
Mr. Mayor
"Are you Jayden Kwapis? - Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"- I've been waiting for two hours"
Mr. Mayor
"to meet with you about the speechwriter position."
Mr. Mayor
"- I'm so sorry. Right this way."
Mr. Mayor
"This won't take long."
Mr. Mayor
"Master's in public policy?"
Mr. Mayor
"Deputy speechwriter for Governor Brown?"
Mr. Mayor
"Chief speechwriter for Maxine Waters?"
Mr. Mayor
"And also a felon?"
Mr. Mayor
"Banana!"
Mr. Mayor
"- I know Los Angeles needs a new recycling facility."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, this town certainly has its share of plastic."
Mr. Mayor
"Surgery, that is."
Mr. Mayor
"- [laughs]"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, that's wonderful."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, I knew you could be funny"
Mr. Mayor
"on film, Ms. MacDowell, but--"
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, call me Andie."
Mr. Mayor
"- And you can call me Hoops."
Mr. Mayor
"I played basketball, you know."
Mr. Mayor
"- Obviously, I... [laughs]"
Mr. Mayor
"Oppose your plan."
Mr. Mayor
"[both laugh]"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, what was I saying?"
Mr. Mayor
"[sighs] Doesn't matter."
Mr. Mayor
"- No, no, no, no, no. Take your time."
Mr. Mayor
"I love watching you think."
Mr. Mayor
"- I was saying, call me crazy, but I don't like garbage."
Mr. Mayor
"- Who does?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oscar the Grouch, sure, but he's a puppet being silly."
Mr. Mayor
"- What is he doing out there? Get in the game, Hoops!"
Mr. Mayor
"- Listen, Andie, we're having this dialogue"
Mr. Mayor
"because nothing's set in stone."
Mr. Mayor
"- Son of a bitch is folding."
Mr. Mayor
"- If you would like to discuss this further,"
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"you know, like, over dinner..."
Mr. Mayor
"Do you like food?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Excuse us. Five-minute recess."
Mr. Mayor
"Talk amongst yourselves"
Mr. Mayor
"about your empty, materialistic lives."
Mr. Mayor
"I knew it."
Mr. Mayor
"I knew you wouldn't be able"
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"to stand up to your fellow plutocrats."
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"- No. - You disgust me."
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"- It's not that. No, it's her."
Mr. Mayor
"- Who? Tall-y McBeautiful?"
Mr. Mayor
"Boring. - You don't understand."
Mr. Mayor
"I've been in love before."
Mr. Mayor
"I've been married twice, but..."
Mr. Mayor
"Andie MacDowell..."
Mr. Mayor
"Have you seen "Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan"?"
Mr. Mayor
"She's in this nightgown, combing her hair,"
Mr. Mayor
"and then Tarzan comes in,"
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"and then he starts combing her hair."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, come on."
Mr. Mayor
"Don't you have anyone in your life"
Mr. Mayor
"who just pushes all your buttons?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Harvey Milk."
Mr. Mayor
"I know, I know. He's dead."
Mr. Mayor
"- I rented "St. Elmo's Fire" so many times,"
Mr. Mayor
"when Blockbuster went out of business,"
Mr. Mayor
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