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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Brentwood Trash (S01E01)

"I see you've used my being an idiot against me."
Mr. Mayor
"A pipe burst at school, so they let us go early."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, no. Shoot. His schedule changed."
Mr. Mayor
"Well played."
Mr. Mayor
"But you can hang out here, little homey."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hi. David."
Mr. Mayor
"Listen, we cannot have a trash facility in Brentwood."
Mr. Mayor
"Homeys gotta homework. Homework. Boo."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, come on, I moved here to give my bees a better life."
Mr. Mayor
"- I can't believe her. Whatever."
Mr. Mayor
"- And I'm sure they appreciate that."
Mr. Mayor
"- What's wrong? Leaked nudes? Frenemy?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Listen, if this affects the flavor profile of my honey,"
Mr. Mayor
"- Just a stupid orchestra concert today."
Mr. Mayor
"- Today? What about the pipe?"
Mr. Mayor
"you're gonna have to explain it to Chrissy Teigen,"
Mr. Mayor
"because she has been..."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, are you in the orchestra?"
Mr. Mayor
"she's been my champion through all this."
Mr. Mayor
"I was orchestra manager, so more on the biz side."
Mr. Mayor
"- Who the hell is this guy? - David Spade, "SNL.""
Mr. Mayor
"- I play flute, but it's not like anyone's gonna miss me."
Mr. Mayor
"- Never heard of him. - "Joe Dirt"? No?"
Mr. Mayor
"- So you lied about the pipe"
Mr. Mayor
"- It says under "special skills" that--"
Mr. Mayor
"because you're nervous about the concert."
Mr. Mayor
"[speaking Dothraki]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, my God, no. "Nervous"?"
Mr. Mayor
"I murder the flute like Lizzo."
Mr. Mayor
"- [speaking Dothraki]"
Mr. Mayor
"I practiced all summer to make first chair,"
Mr. Mayor
"[both laugh]"
Mr. Mayor
"and I did make first chair,"
Mr. Mayor
"- I would never. - Good, 'cause..."
Mr. Mayor
"but then Mr. Kenny gave the solo in "Peer Gynt""
Mr. Mayor
"to Abby Shapiro because he's a fascist,"
Mr. Mayor
"[both laugh]"
Mr. Mayor
"Look, obviously, I don't have any experience in politics."
Mr. Mayor
"and it's like, what's even the point of the chair system?"
Mr. Mayor
"It's so unfair, and I hate high school!"
Mr. Mayor
"- You've done a lot of writing."
Mr. Mayor
"[door slams]"
Mr. Mayor
"Have any of your screenplays ever been produced?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Hey, FYI, the mayor's daughter's here,"
Mr. Mayor
"- Not yet."
Mr. Mayor
"Hollywood's all about who you know,"
Mr. Mayor
"and my uncle won't introduce me"
Mr. Mayor
"so this is how I'm going to play it."
Mr. Mayor
"I'll do everything wrong"
Mr. Mayor
"to anyone at the studio he runs."
Mr. Mayor
"so that she runs out of here furious."
Mr. Mayor
"- Right? - Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, you beat me to it?"
Mr. Mayor
"- There you are. Are you okay?"
Mr. Mayor
"Guess Mikaela wins again."
Mr. Mayor
"Look, I get it."
Mr. Mayor
"- [sighs]"
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"I was your age just, like, ten years ago."
Mr. Mayor
"."
Mr. Mayor
"- That's such a long time."
Mr. Mayor
"- Listen. Listen."
Mr. Mayor
"- It's actually--it is."
Mr. Mayor
"I know interviews can be nerve-racking."
Mr. Mayor
"High school was really rough for me, too."
Mr. Mayor
"If you want, you can picture me in my underwear."
Mr. Mayor
"I had a widow's peak that connected to my unibrow."
Mr. Mayor
"I brought a pair if it helps."
Mr. Mayor
"I gave the nurse the other half of my "Best Friends" necklace."
Mr. Mayor
"Then I found it in the trash later."
Mr. Mayor
"So this would be a bit of a change for you."
Mr. Mayor
"- Please stop. - Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"You spent your whole career in Puerto Rico."
Mr. Mayor
"- I get it. - Mm-hmm."
Mr. Mayor
"- Um, that's PR. - For short."
Mr. Mayor
"But look at me now."
Mr. Mayor
"I went there once. I got bit by a beach puppy."
Mr. Mayor
"Two eyebrows, a whole forehead, kickass job,"
Mr. Mayor
"- Yeah, I meant public relations."
Mr. Mayor
"and Nurse Kelly has a pretty big opioid problem."
Mr. Mayor
"Be careful. - Oh, the chair?"
Mr. Mayor
"- High school's so stupid."
Mr. Mayor
"Don't worry. Not my first chair rodeo."
Mr. Mayor
"[laughs] Catch me!"
Mr. Mayor
"Being first chair doesn't mean anything."
Mr. Mayor
"- America so cool."
Mr. Mayor
"Being class president doesn't even mean anything."
Mr. Mayor
"USA number one party. Diet starts Monday."
Mr. Mayor
"My only power is choosing the themes for school dances,"
Mr. Mayor
"- Great, well, we'll be in touch, Sforg."
Mr. Mayor
"- Supers dupers, Jaydens. I love you."
Mr. Mayor
"and the faculty adviser overruled"
Mr. Mayor
""Consent Under the Sea.""
Mr. Mayor
"I cannot wait for you to meet my house."
Mr. Mayor
"- Just wait."
Mr. Mayor
"- [sighs] It is lonely at the top, Tommy."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hmm... interest level exceeded."
Mr. Mayor
"Grown-up life isn't high school."
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, the mayor told me to hire someone"
Mr. Mayor
"I promise."
Mr. Mayor
"that would make my life easier,"
Mr. Mayor
"- Thanks, Mikaela."
Mr. Mayor
"but so far, the best of the bunch is Sforg,"
Mr. Mayor
"Your eyebrows look really separate."
Mr. Mayor
"and he's only here because he's on paid vacation"
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, my God. Thank you."
Mr. Mayor
"from a Swedish prison."
Mr. Mayor
"Now, let's go get on Instagram,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I'll show you what all that sun damage"
Mr. Mayor
"- For knife murders!"
Mr. Mayor
"- Europe is different. - Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"and drinking does to the cool kids."
Mr. Mayor
"- Excuse me, Mr. Kwapis? I'm Derek Joshua."
Mr. Mayor
"They look so bad. [both laugh]"
Mr. Mayor
"I applied for the speechwriter job."
Mr. Mayor
"- [laughs] Easy."
Mr. Mayor
"- Your tie is so funny. - I know, right?"
Mr. Mayor
"Marry Ms. Butterworth. - Yep."
Mr. Mayor
"It's like, "Uh, we're gonna need a bigger shirt.""
Mr. Mayor
"- Eff the Land O' Lakes chick, - Damn right."
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