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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Future Dunphys (S04E04)

"If something were to happen, which it's not-Not gonna."
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"to lock yourself in your room and study."
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"Step away from the children."
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"as long as I bring my checkbook."
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"Their school song has 36 verses, and I know all of 'em."
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"Hell, I never even finished college, and look at me."
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"Just because he's behind a curtain doesn't make him a wizard."
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"Wait. You made a suit for Jonathan? He's a cat."
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"I might as well have just stayed in court."
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"- Please be a lawyer. Please be a lawyer. - How'd it go?"
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"Maybe now you'll stop siphoning electricity off the grid with a meat hook."
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"Uh, I meant for you. They want us all to wear a school blazer for the tour,"
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"with a view of our renowned equestrian center."
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"I wanted what those kids had then,"
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"Stay with us."
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"So Gloria was telling us about something that you said."
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"First of all, adorable. But that's not how it works."
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"but is it possible that your mom doesn't want you..."
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"If you don't wanna work in that store, I'll help you find something you like better."
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"seeing my son walk in wearing a Dryden jacket."
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"- I want a cheeseburger. - But this is a special soup called pho."
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"Honey, no, you're not gay. You are just confused."
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"- Oh, honey. - It feels so lonely, yes."
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"You're in heaven. That's not funny."
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"Come on. They wouldn't be freaking out if they were fine."
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"Right, 'cause Mom and Dad never freak out over nothing."
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"They don't. They're perfect."
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"Thanks."
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"Yes, I promise I will call you as soon as I get the results."
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"Yes, I am aware that hospitals are a hotbed of infection. Thank you, Manny."
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"A couple of weeks ago, I had a minor heart incident. I am fine."
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"But just to be safe, I'm having an angiogram,"
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"which is when they inject a dye to make sure there's no blockage."
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"It's-It's no big deal."
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"We're not worried. No."
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"I would turn our bedroom into a shrine to Claire."
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"Wow."
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"And this room into a hall of magic."
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"Luke, please stop taking appliances apart."
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"I'm making something. You're unmaking something."
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"'Cause I'm giving my notice today. Wait. What?"
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"But wouldn't we rather have toast that's already buttered?"
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"I love that you're asking these kinds of questions."
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"If only the springs were stronger,"
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"the toast would be catapulted into the pool of butter."
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"Really strong springs, like the ones in your mattress?"
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"You're unbelievable."
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"What do you mean, you're quitting?"
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"Your manager just started letting you open and close the store."
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"It's boring."
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"And Jennifer said that I could get a job at the jewelry store."
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"Honey, you need to learn to stick with things. You just got the big keys."
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"Where's the coffeepot?"
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"You mean the soon-to-be coffee-bot?"
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"Luke! I need caffeine today."
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"You can have juice. How late were you at that party last night?"
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"Oh, please. She snuck in at 10:00..."
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"and spent all night reading under the covers with a flashlight."
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"Alex, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?"
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"I need to do it more often. Exactly."
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"You need to learn to have some fun."
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"You are going on that spring break trip with Nicole."
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"No! No, I can't. I have to study for the P.S.A.T.'s."
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"Luke! Phil, talk to your children."
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"Haley, you're not quitting."
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"You're resigning. It sounds better."
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"- No. Uh-uh. - Alex, you have all of spring break..."
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"But I do like the idea of popcorn kernels in the pancake batter..."
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"so they self-flip. Stop talking!"
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"♪ Hey♪ ♪"
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"¿ Quién es el hombre más herm oso de esta casa?"
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"Ah, perdón. ¿ Quién esel otro hombre más herm oso de esta casa?"
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"- Manny? - Huh?"
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"I am telling you how handsome you are. Oh."
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"Well, next time, tell me in English so I don't miss it."
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"You're forgetting all your Spanish. You never practice."
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"Perdóneme, mami. Soy embarazada."
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"You just told me that you're pregnant."
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"Congratulations. You're glowing."
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"Really? That's what you're wearing?"
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"Really? That's how you talk to your meal ticket?"
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"Besides, those snobs don't care what I wear..."
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"Today I have an interview with the Dryden Academy."
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"It's only the most prestigious prep school around."
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"Settle in."
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"Oh"
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"And the reason you're not bringing him?"
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"He says that I make him nervous, that I care too much."
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"That's why I'm not even allowed to bring him to his haircuts anymore."
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"I never went to private school."
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"That Danish I just ate cost six bucks. I didn't even blink."
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"I've always felt out of place in public school,"
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"like a lone petunia in an onion patch."
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"You felt out of place."
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"Let me tell you something about your prep school buddies."
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"When I was younger, I had a job checking coats at a country club."
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"These smug rich kids used to waltz in there..."
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"and throw their coats at me like I was nothing."
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"That was before your high-tech fabrics. They weighed a ton."
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"- You see that scar? - The one you got in the war?"
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"That's what I tell people."
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"I caught the scalloped edge..."
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"of a Burberry duffel coat toggle."
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"Still not sure there isn't a piece in there."
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"Kids will always wanna quit when things get hard if you let 'em."
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"This is a girl who was kicked out of college."
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"The least she can do is stick it out at a little-Hey, Phil."
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"Sorry. Look, all we can do is give Haley the time to find out who she is."
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"Or we could save that time, and I could tell her who she is."
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"Let me know how that works out."
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"Excuse me? Oh, sorry."
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"But my TV doesn't work, and you're all I've got."
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"I'm Norman. Good to meet you, Norman."
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"What are you in for? Triple bypass."
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"Awesome. And it sounded like you were agreeing with my parenting style,"
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"so please, continue."
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"I've raised three kids,"
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"and the main thing I learned is you have to let them be who they are."
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"Thank you, Norman."
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"Dad, I made you this necklace."
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