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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Future Dunphys (S04E04)

"- It's good for healing. - There's no scientific evidence to back that up, Dad."
Modern Family (2009)
"I married a doctor. I have three degrees."
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"Girls, where's your little brother?"
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"He didn't get his arm stuck in a vending machine again, did he?"
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"Are you getting this? Yes. They sound just like our kids,"
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"and they all got together to visit their dad. Mm-hmm."
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"Who apparently did a pretty good job raising them."
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"Please. He sounds like an old hippie. A wise, insightful, old hippie."
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"Mm-hmm. A Jeff Bridges hippie."
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"Hey, Dad. There he is."
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"Look at that sharp suit."
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"Oh, my God, Luke gets huge."
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"You've seen this. I wore it to Angela's wedding."
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"Oh, yeah. It's just like the one I had made for my little Jonathan."
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"- Okay, Mrs. Dunphy. Time for your prep. - Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"See what happens when parents get out of the way?"
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"Weddings, babies, sharp suits."
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"You might wanna wheel her by the burn unit. She just got scorched."
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"He's a hairless stray. He needs the suit for warmth-"
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"you know, that thing all of your husbands eventually stop feeling for you."
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"I did not come here to be insulted. I came here for Dad."
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"Dad, I need $500."
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"How can you need money? You have four divorce settlements."
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"Yeah, sorry I'm not some sad, lonely exorcist."
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"Archivist. I'm an archivist."
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"This arguing."
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"I got probation plus time served. Suck it."
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"Hey, look at me for a second."
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"When you die alone in your bed, Jonathan's going to eat you."
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"Yep."
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"Lily! Time for girls' day!"
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"We've always tried to make sure that Lily has a feminine influence in her life."
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"Because I'm sure it is so difficult..."
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"for her to be around so much masculine energy all the time."
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"Yeah. And recently, uh, she's been asking a lot of questions about the female body."
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"And-"
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"Uh, we are not exactly experts, so we'd-Just sit on 'em."
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"We decided to call in the big guns."
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"Hola. Hi, Gloria!"
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"Lily is so excited for girls' day."
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"But don't keep her all afternoon."
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"You know how we miss her. Okay."
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"When am I going to get real boobs?"
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"Okay. So we'll see you whenever."
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"Absolutely. Just have a really great time. Vamos, mami. Vamos."
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"So we'll do a little shopping."
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"We can have our pretty nails done and our pretty hair."
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"Do you think that's fun? Yeah!"
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"And you know what the best part of having a girls' day is?"
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"That you can ask me anything you want."
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"Did you know I'm gay?"
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"This is lucky. At 2:00, the school's award-winning bell players..."
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"will be performing a medley of Civil War drinking songs."
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"What do they call that? Unhappy hour? Hmm. Interesting."
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"This was an all-boys academy when it was established in 1901."
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"Thank God they went away from that tradition, huh?"
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"Yeah. I bet the place is one giant orgy now. Jay, please."
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"- Hey, do you wanna grab a coat? - Grab your own coat, college boy."
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"get the whole Dryden experience."
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"Right. I-I'm sorry, buddy."
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"Hello, parents, prospective Norsemen. Welcome."
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"Our tour will begin in this direction..."
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"Ooh!"
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"It took me right back to 40 years ago-"
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"candy-ass preppies with too many privileges."
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"You know what I hated most about those guys?"
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"They all had these little noses."
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"What is that?"
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"To your left, the world-class Campbell Observatory."
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"Now, of course, if it's stars of the Hollywood kind that you like,"
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"our award-winning theater is just here,"
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"where this June, Ms. Nicole Kidman will be appearing in Picnic."
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"Okay, gun to my head?"
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"Maybe I was a tiny bit jealous of those guys back then,"
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"with their cars and their fancy hair products-"
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"your Brylcreems and your VO5's."
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"We'll now take a short break, where you're free to explore..."
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"the treasures of our rare book library."
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"You know what was a rare book in my school library?"
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"One that didn't have genitals drawn all over it."
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"Who am I kidding?"
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"and 40 years later, I still wanted it."
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"They're liable to ask you about that in the interview."
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"And get the lead out. We don't wanna miss the bell players."
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"Excuse me."
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"But she's so young."
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"Do you really think that she already-I knew when I was five."
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"- Everybody knew when you were five. - Not true."
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"Not everyone knew until I threw myself my second fifth birthday party."
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"Come on. Lily is not gay. It's probably just a phase."
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"Oh, my God. Did I just say that?"
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"Do not tell anyone I just said that."
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"I got my sweater. Can I go now?"
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"Here. Yeah, sweetie. Have a seat."
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"Oh. If this was a hay bale and she was wearing a prairie skirt,"
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"it would be a total flashback."
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"Something about you being gay?"
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"What about it? Okay, very aggressive. Just saying."
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"We're just wondering, you know, why did you say that?"
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"- Because I'm gay. - But why do you think you're gay, sweetie?"
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"- We're learning about it in school. - Oh."
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"My friend Aldo's parents are Italian, so he's Italian."
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"And you and Daddy are gay, so I'm gay."
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"Oh!"
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"When Aldo's talking about him being Italian, he's talking about his heritage."
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"Yeah, and that's a totally different thing than being gay."
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"See, heritage is, uh-Well, it's something that you're born with."
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"And-Oh, my God. What's wrong with me?"
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"And with respect to your heritage, you're not gay."
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"You're Vietnamese."
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"- What's that? - Well, Vietnam is a beautiful country,"
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"and it's near China."
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"Uh, it- it's known for, uh,"
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"its-its farms, with all of the, uh-"
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"Um-"
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"Uh, water buffalo. Water buffalo."
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"Uh, bikes. Lily, there are bikes ever here."
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"Oh! There are so many bikes. So many bikes."
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"People are biking around. Mm-hmm."
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"And then-And they're wearing hats. Hats."
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