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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - A Farewell (S03E03)

"- NADJA: What? - LASZLO: What?"
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"- DOMINYKAS: Okay. - NADJA: Bon appétit. Your wish is my command."
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"- DONAL: Hmm. - DOMINYKAS: Well, there it is."
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"[WHISPERING] Mom."
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"Mom."
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"The President kissed me."
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"GUILLERMO: Let's try this."
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"What does this look like? Huh?"
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"Nandor's deprogramming is taking longer than we thought."
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"Bat. Okay, let's try this. Who am I?"
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"[with accent]: "It's me, Nandor. The world's greatest vampire.""
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"I'm you."
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"[sighs]"
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"Okay, how about this?"
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"COLIN: Well, well, well."
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"Seems like what we have here is a failure to communicate."
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"The prisoner will be reminded not to try to bend these bars,"
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"- or he might just end up getting the prod. [scoffs] -[electrical crackling]"
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"[Colin laughs]"
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"It's, uh... it's, uh, getting hot."
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"[chuckles]: It got hot."
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"Can I have the-- Thank you, Nandor."
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"NANDOR: So, it has come to this?"
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"My own friends imprisoning me"
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"on the word of my own simpleminded familiar."
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"- Bodyguard. - Familiar. - NADJA: Nandor,"
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"we are just trying to help you."
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"I mean, look at you. You are clearly brainwashed."
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"NANDOR: I am not brainwashed."
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"For years I have single-handedly held this house together."
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"-[scoffs] - You mock me."
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"You disrespect me, you contradict me."
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"Uh, no, we don't."
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"Laszlo."
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"You are the laziest vampire I have ever had"
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"the misfortune of meeting."
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"Thank you."
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"Born with a silver dick in your mouth."
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"- Huh. - Never even lifted a hand to help me in this house."
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"- Nope. - Because they were both too occupied"
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"giving constant self-pleasure."
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"Nadja, you openly laugh and mock me"
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"for my romantic tribulations."
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"-[stifled laugh] - Which are a cause of great pain for me."
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"And when it comes to matters of the Vampiric Council,"
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"when I say to do A,"
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"it is guaranteed that you will say, "Do B.""
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"Uh, do me next. This is fun."
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"I would not even remember your name"
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"if it was not written on a piece of paper"
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"that I keep in my pocket at all times."
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"- Shit, Nandor. That's low. - Yeah."
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"That wasn't as fun as I thought it might be."
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"And you!"
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"I finally find a place where I am happy."
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"You drag me away from my new life back into this hell."
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"I'm sorry, Master."
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"I am sick and tired of being sick and tired,"
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"which is why I've decided there is only one solution."
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"It is time..."
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"for me to take a Super Slumber."
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"- No, no, no, no. That's-- No. -[gasping] Oh, it can't be."
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"- That's a terrible idea. - What's happening?"
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"What's happening?"
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"["You're Dead" by Norma Tanega playing]"
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"♪ Don't sing if you want to live long♪"
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"♪ They have no use for your song♪"
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"♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world♪"
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"♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone♪"
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"♪ You sold out your dream to the world♪"
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"♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world.♪"
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"♪"
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"A Super Slumber is an act performed"
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"by the most desperate of vampire."
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"It is basically a vampire hibernation."
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"It is performed when times are particularly hard for vampires."
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"A way of sitting out a bad epoch in history."
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"The Super Slumber consists of a vampire"
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"-[snoring] - sleeping for either 50 years, 100 years,"
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"or worst-case scenario,"
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"up to 300 years."
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"It is a choice worse than death."
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"Those who enter Super Slumber fall"
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"into a dark, dreamless existence."
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"When they wake, they are weak, pathetic, empty,"
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"- starved nothings. - And every human being they knew is dead,"
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"and every vampire they knew is scattered to the four winds"
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"and started a new life without them."
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"It really is the most desperate measure for any vampire."
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"And it must be respected."
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"[sobbing softly]"
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"I wish it had not come to this, but it has."
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"Perhaps we will see each other again."
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"But probably not."
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"[crying softly]"
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"- Nandor, if I may? - Yes."
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"[clearing throat]"
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"[sobbing]: "Nandor the Relentless,"
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""I have enjoyed our time together"
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"- at the Vampiric Council where we have achieved so much." - Mm."
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"[normal voice]: Because together we get it done."
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"[sobbing]: "May this Super Slumber ease your pain,"
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""and may you awaken to a world"
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"that is kinder to you than we have been.""
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"Thank you, Nadja."
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"- I, too, have written something. - NANDOR: Yes."
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""Nan.""
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"- That's it. -[Nadja scoffs softly]"
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"Sorry, old chap, I thought I'd written more, but I haven't."
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"-[Colin crying] - Thank you for that kind word."
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"There, there, Colin Robinson."
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"Let not my departure upset you."
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"No, it's not that. It's just..."
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"I can't help but think that you're doing this"
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"to get out of coming to my 100th birthday party tonight."
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"[crying]"
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"I did not even know that it was your birthday today."
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"And that's another reason I'm crying!"
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