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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Glitter (S06E06)

"- [Liquid Splashing] - [Screaming]"
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"Space Teens?"
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"Yeah, come on, Barney. It's just a cute little story about..."
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"I have to say, as much as I hate to agree with Barney..."
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"- You can't do that on television. - Exactly."
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"It's just bad camera work, okay?"
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"To the joystickl"
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"- Punchy! - [High Voice] Schmosby!"
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"- Yeah, you too. If you're ever in New York. - Definitely."
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"And I haven't talked to her in, like, five years, so just drop it."
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"- [Door Closes] - Whoa."
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"But if either of you makes even one peep about this show being dirty, I'm turning it off."
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"Feels like you're dreaming? But check your totem, brah."
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"And as a future mother, I'm gonna need the support..."
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"- You've been chopped. - Okay. Yeah, I know."
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"Give me a jacket and leave Hell's Kitchen!"
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"You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen."
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"[All] Charge!"
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"Hey!"
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"I don't know if I can do that, bro."
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"but I feel bad about leaving you out here."
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"- [Screeching] Schmosby! - Punchy!"
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"Definitely."
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"[Exhales]"
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"Doesn't have a backyard. It's just a bummer."
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"Wow. She sounds pretty great, Punchy."
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"Whoo!"
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"English - US - SDH"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, in the fall of 2010..."
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"it seemed like Aunt Lily could only talk about one thing... babies."
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"Oh, God. I have been craving this burger all day."
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"Do you know what plays a huge role in helping a woman conceive?"
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"- Mmm. - Cervical mucus."
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"[Gags] Oh, God."
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"Oh, my God. I can't wait to see this movie. I hear it's really scary."
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"Oh, change of plans."
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"I thought violent images wouldn't be good for my future fetus..."
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"so instead, I rented this video of a live water birth."
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"They don't know what it is. It just showed up on my mom's X-ray."
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"Look at this crib."
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"[Ted Narrating] But all and all, it wasn't a problem."
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"That is, until the night of Barney's boutonniere."
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"- [Marshall] Oh, you're wearing a flower. - Thank you."
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"- I didn't compliment. Just observed. - I know, isn't it?"
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"- Why are you wearing that? - Why does Barney do anything ever?"
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"Exactly! Science!"
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"There is an 83% correlation..."
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"between the times men wear boutonnieres and the times they get laid."
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"Think about it... proms, weddings, grandmas' funerals."
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"Thanks for the redhead, Nana. [Kisses]"
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"The everyday boutonniere, by Stinson."
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"And nope. I'm sorry, Barney, but no girl is going home..."
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"with a guy with a flower on his chest..."
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"unless he's a clown and she's in the trunk of his car."
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"Along with 50 other clowns. [Laughing]"
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"It's a clown car."
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"Robin, did you know that "boutonniere" is French for "booty is near"?"
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"- Hmm. - True story."
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"- Une histoire vraie. - Hmm."
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"Did you know that " Barney" is French for " sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid"?"
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"- [Lily Chuckles] - Woman, you best check yourself."
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"Yeah, on the bright side, I guess suits are pretty boring without them."
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"[Gasps] Madam, that is an insult that cannot be borne!"
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"I demand satisfaction!"
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"What, are we gonna duel?"
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"No, I'm gonna show everyone this embarrassing video of you."
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"It's Robin Sparkles 3, y'all."
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"[All Screaming]"
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"## [Upbeat Pop]"
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"## [Man Vocalizing]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, by this point we knew Aunt Robin..."
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"had been a teen pop sensation in Canada known as Robin Sparkles."
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"And we also knew that her Robin Sparkles character..."
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"came from a Canadian TVshow which we'd never seen..."
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"until now."
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"I cannot wait to see what's on this DVD!"
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"- You haven't watched it yet? - No, of course not."
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"I wanted my first time to be with someone I cared about."
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"- [Lily] That's so sweet. - I get that a lot. Well, once."
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"Hey, Robin, do you wanna go get a Korean massage on Saturday?"
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"I'd love to. I've got this knot in my neck that's so annoying."
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"Yeah, I figured I should get one now..."
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"because once I get pregnant, no more massages."
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"- Just so annoying. - Okay."
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"Is this a porno?"
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"- No, dude! Dude! It's a kid show. - [Gasps]"
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, yeah!"
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"[Barney Whistles]"
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"I don't know. This does have all the earmarks of porn."
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"Stripper pole. Bad lighting."
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"Delusional girl who thinks it's a stepping stone to mainstream success."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a big ol' bowl of porn flakes."
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"Whoa! And who is this exquisite keytarist..."
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"I assume you're about to make sweet love to?"
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"Oh, that's Jessica Glitter."
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"She was my B.F.F. on the show and in real life."
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"Ah, B.F.F.'s."
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"Did you guys have sleepovers, get mad at each other and wrestle..."
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"but then end up kissing in a tender embrace?"
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"- Here, show us on Lily. - You know what?"
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"If you're gonna be disgusting, we're not watching this, okay?"
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"What exactly is this about?"
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"Two average Canadian teenagers who solve crimes in space using math."
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"- That sounds ridiculous. - So sue me..."
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"like the producers of Milky Way Mathletes tried to."
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"[Both Giggling]"
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"Great job using long division to catch that space burglar, eh?"
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"What can I say? He'll be in galactic jail for the remainder of his life."
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"[Both Giggling]"
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"[Electronic Voice] Sparkles, Glitter."
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"We're about to enter an asteroid belt, eh?"
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"[Gasps] Brace for turbulence!"
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"this does seem to be a veritable pornucopia."
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"Okay, guys, come on! It's a kid show."
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"Like, uh, Electric Company or Sesame Street or, um..."
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"No. You can't do that on television."
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"Robin, this show is so dirty..."
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"I don't know whether to hug you or run a shower for you..."
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