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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Baptism (S02E02)

"- No, what? What are you talking about? - Didn't you just wear that jacket yesterday?"
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"Yeah, I'm wearing the exact same outfit."
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"that whole decision process of picking out an outfit."
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"because I'm getting some clothes together for that homeless guy..."
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"in case you wanna get in touch with me for some reason."
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"He's getting baptized and the whole thing, whatever."
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"I came up here for the tape, and thank you, but I..."
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"- Bullshit! - Seven years..."
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"- Do me a favor? - What?"
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"I don't have a wife, I don't have, you know..."
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"My parents are dead. You have a family."
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"Don't change that."
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"- Yeah, it was easy. - I thought you had to be here."
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"What does the average gentile wear to a baptism?"
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"- Something... - Blue blazer and a red tie and a white shirt?"
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"Khakis and a blue blazer would be wonderful."
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"Why is he doing that?"
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"Then we have to find a parking space when we get to the airport."
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"We'll leave early, that's okay."
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"I can't find the tickets."
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"When was the last time you had them?"
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"My office."
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"I'll bet you he got into that office. I knew it. He was standing there..."
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"All our information is on there, our address, our phone number."
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"Okay. Hi. Yes, AirWest?"
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"They're connecting."
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"Hi, my name is Cheryl David and I'm..."
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"I'm on hold."
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"We're on our way to the airport right now, our tickets have been stolen."
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"They just put me on hold."
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"- I can't do it on my own, tell me. - Then go Lincoln!"
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"That's what I'm saying, I can't... You cannot help me."
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"There's no spaces."
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"- This is unbelievable. - Yeah, parking is hard to find at the airport."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What's this guy doing?"
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"Yeah."
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"So I guess we'll just run to the gate... Maybe he's already in our seat."
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"What's taking this guy so long?"
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"Yeah, it's all right, take your time. Nobody's waiting for you."
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"And then have a nice bagel."
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"What are you doing in there?"
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"Yeah."
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"What?"
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"- Did he not... - Mister!"
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"They shouldn't even give you a ticket."
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"Gotta drive around like an idiot for 15 minutes?"
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"We'll have to go to the front and tell her."
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"- Where are you guys going? - Hi."
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"I understand that, but you need to get to the back of the line, please."
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"You're all set."
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"What I'm talking about?"
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"- Yeah, right. - I have my own ticket."
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"- It's your ticket, right? - You wanna see my ticket?"
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"- Yeah. - What's the name right here?"
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"is now boarding rows 16 through 30."
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"- I know. - What?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I don't have your ticket. What are you talking about?"
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"Okay, you know, your flight won't leave for another hour..."
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"so you have plenty of time. We're not even boarding that yet..."
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"Hi. We lost our tickets. We need to get on this flight right now."
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"Somebody's sitting in our seats on the plane."
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"But what I can do for you is I can get you on the next flight..."
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"That'd get you in by about 2:00, and that should work for you."
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"You are so clever. I'm sitting here with my wife..."
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"- Come on, Cheryl. - Stop it."
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"Okay."
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"I'm gonna check the machine."
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"What's going on? The machine's not even coming on."
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"The message that you changed from your office?"
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"Yeah."
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"Maybe we should move up here. Think we should?"
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"I think you should look at the map and find out where we are exactly."
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"Settle down? Are we settled down, do you think?"
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"that's the continental United States."
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"Hold on!"
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"Anybody need a change of dry clothes?"
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"I don't care if I lose Jews. Take them all, I don't need them."
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"Come here. You don't know me, Dave Levin."
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"- Right. - What do you mean, go back in?"
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"Not complete."
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"That's not my fault, I did what I was supposed to do."
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"But you gotta go back in."
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"Get back in, a couple of dunks, you're done."
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"You're a genius."
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"- Yes, of course, we have a tub. - We can fill the tub up."
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""You're Jewish and that's okay.""
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"It's wonderful for you, we resent the recruitment."
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"It's good to be home."
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"There's my jacket, there's the guy you gave my jacket to!"
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"Oh, dear. Yes?"
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"I found these airplane tickets."
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"I tried to call you. The phone number was on there."
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"No."
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"Larry, no."
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"I didn't feel like going through..."
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"It's awful."
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"You know what? I think it's time to get rid of it."
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"What're you talking about? What's the matter with it?"
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"Everything. Look at it, it's maroon."
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"- Maroon, yeah. - It's got..."
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"- It's not. - What?"
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"Why don't you just take it off..."
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"that hangs out by the gas station?"
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"I've had this jacket since I started doing, since Seinfeld."
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"- Yeah, I believe you. - This is my show night jacket."
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"- I wore this on show night. - Okay, great."
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"But you know, it's really time..."
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"to update your wardrobe a little, don't you think?"
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"- Listen. - What are you..."
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"This will be quick and painless. There you go."
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"Richard Lewis is in your office."
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"So, I'm not gonna be around this weekend..."
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"- Where you going? - I'm going to Monterey."
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"- That's nice. - Yeah, Cheryl's sister is getting married."
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"- Becky's getting married? Really? - Yeah, to a Jew. Marrying a Jew."
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"Really? So am I. They make the best husbands."
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"And he's converting."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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