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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Canning Randy (S06E06)

"Hey, uh, it just occurred to me."
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"So, anyone going to see the, uh, Halloween parade?"
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"I mean the one that takes place the morning of November 1..."
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"## [Upbeat Pop]"
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"was intelligence, hard work and professionalism."
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"Boats! Boats! Boats!"
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"- Aw. - Oh, Robin."
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"I will answer that."
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"Lily, I don't want to get into it, okay?"
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"If it was some ding-dong we didn't know, you'd just give me his name."
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"Fine. It's Bill Pepper."
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"Ooh! Ooh! Is the Arcadian Greek Revival?"
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"- [Johnny Shouting] - [Children Laughing]"
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"Something bad happened."
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"- Damn it! - No..."
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"you were feeling vulnerable... and drunk."
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"That's..."
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"A piece of New York history is being torn down..."
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"The one day I miss the sack circle, you guys sub her in?"
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"I know that smile."
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"Wait a minute."
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"If I don't shred it, I could use that money to start my own brewery."
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"I can't. I need my severance check."
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"Randy, on behalf of everyone at GNB..."
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"and I figured fear was worth a try."
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"[Sighs] Fine. I didn't sleep with anyone."
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"[Ted] And so, due to one architectural oversight..."
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"the Toledo bridge disaster of 1906 claimed the lives of 75 people."
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"Now, I hate to stop while I'm on a roll..."
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"but happy Halloween, ya crazies!"
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"[Laughing, Whooping]"
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"Hey, Professor "Bros-by"..."
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"you gonna come get beers with us later?"
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"Nah, I got a thing."
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"But you kids have fun trick-or-treating."
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"This is our treat. You're the coolest, Professor Mosby."
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"- Well, hot dog. - [Students Laugh]"
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"- [Lily] Did it hurt? - [Ted] What?"
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"Getting that kid's nose surgically removed from your ass."
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"It's not her nose that's in my ass, Lily."
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"It's her heart."
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"My class loves me. I am really makin' an impression on those guys."
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"I'd like to make an impression on those guys."
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"And I love the office Halloween party."
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"It is so much sluttier than the office Christmas party."
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"Though, not as freaky..."
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"as the office President's Day rave."
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"Or the office Tu B'shvat pajama jammy-jam."
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"Hey, guys. Hey, boss."
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"Hey, Randy. Uh, you want a beer?"
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"Oh, no, thank you. I brew my own."
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"At the risk of bragging, my hazelnut pilsner won fourth prize..."
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"at the Weehawken Retirement Home Clambake..."
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"and Wheelchair Maintenance Picnic."
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"I wouldn't consider any part of that bragging."
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"Is your friend... What's her name? Gobin, Flabin?"
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"- Robin? - Robin. That's it, yeah."
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"Is she comin' tonight? Not that I really care."
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"- Robin has another party to go to. - Oh, damn it! I'm leaving!"
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"Oh, wait. But she might stop by later."
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"Guess I can hang out a little longer."
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"[Ted Narrating] We were big fans of New York's annual Halloween Parade."
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"the Annual Post-Halloween Walk Of Shame Parade."
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"Look at 'em."
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"Headin' home after their dirty, filthy hookups."
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"- Ooh. Looks like that bee got busy. - Ha."
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"Looks like that French maid didn't turn down somebody's bed."
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"Uh-oh, looks like Pocahontas has a couple of wounded knees."
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"- Come on, Marshall. - There's a line."
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"- No, it's because that girl... - We get it."
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"Does it get any better than this?"
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"Uh, yes. Yes, it does."
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"[Groans] Crap."
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"## [Man Vocalizing]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"There she is..."
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"Florence "Night In Bed With A Stranger.""
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"- So who's the lucky patient? - I don't wanna talk about it."
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"Please tell me you're not hooking up with one of your co-anchors again."
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"- My co-anchor's a woman. - Tell me you are hooking up with one of your co-anchors."
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"[Ted Narrating] Robin had always believed..."
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"that the key to success..."
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"Her new co-anchor, Becky, had a different philosophy."
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"[Announcer] It's the Farhampton Boat Show..."
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"Boats! Boats! Boatsl"
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"B-B-Boats!"
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"Come on downl"
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"[Electronic Effect] B-B-B-Boats!"
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"- You did a commercial? - Why not?"
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"You're a journalist. Don't you want to be taken seriously?"
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"No. I'm cute."
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"Okay, if you really think..."
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"this is going to help your image..."
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"Hi, Becky. Boats, boats, boats."
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"Robin, little help here."
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"You gotta not worry so much about being liked."
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"Oh, easy for you to say. Everybody loves you at your job."
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"- Mmm. That's true. - [Ted Narrating] That was true of my teaching job..."
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"but I was also designing the new headquarters..."
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"for Goliath National Bank, and, well..."
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"Ted Mosby, we don't like you!"
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"What do you have to say for yourself..."
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"tearing down a beautiful old building..."
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"just to put up a stupid bank headquarters?"
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"Hmm."
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"Boo-freakin'-hoo."
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"- Boo-freakin'-hoo? That's it? - Yeah."
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"- The Arcadian is an architecturally significant... - Architecturally significant?"
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"Zoey, you're very pretty. Your hair smells great."
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"Shampoo. You should try it sometime."
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"You don't know the first thing about architecture."
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"Key Ted Mosby's car."
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"Go on."
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"I'm a professor. Okay?"
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"I teach this stuff at one of the best colleges in the country."
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"I don't go down to your place of non-employment..."
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"and lecture you about how your little protest..."
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"is a misguided waste of time."
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"Except, whoops... I just did. Ha! Burn."
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"- Oh, good, the eggs are here. - Well, I should head up."
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