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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Fancy Brudgom (S01E01)

"We're gonna get through this together."
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"Hey, guys, pro tip."
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"Lick the baggie. There's food molecules in there."
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"Oh. Oh, that's so smart."
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"What are you doing here? Isn't it your day off?"
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"Yeah, stalker. It is my day off."
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"But I am here to meet charles."
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"Jake peralta, will you be my best man?"
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"Yes. Yes! A thousand times, yes!"
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"Wow. Best man."
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"So are you gonna set up shop in a strip club?"
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"Hand sanitizer. I would sell hand sanitizer."
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"And no."
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"I was hoping that my best-man duties"
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"Would be all whiskey and cigars,"
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"But this is charles we're talking about."
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"So we've got two straight days of wedding planning,"
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"Plus, he gave me this to prep."
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"Fancy brudgom!"
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"It means "fancy groom" in danish."
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"And the most violent funerals."
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"This does not look like something you'd be into."
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"But I am now charles's forlover--"
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""best man," danish."
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"So it is my duty to support him,"
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"No matter what weird, crazy, charles-y ideas he has."
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"Let's do this."
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"There he is! My groom!"
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"Hello, my big, beautiful b.M.!"
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"I hope you're rested."
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"I am totally prepared. I even bought some nurse shoes."
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"I love them! Mm-hmm!"
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"Let me grab this! Let me grab this!"
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"First stop, kagesmagning! Cake tasting!"
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"You wanted to see me, sir?"
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"I understand you stopped"
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"By the patrol officers' morning briefing."
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"Officer deetmore helped me out with my crime scene,"
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"Hey, deetmore."
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"If you're gonna bag evidence like a five-year-old,"
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"It's a "my first police kit.""
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"The walkie-talkie blows bubbles."
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"He mislabeled the weapon, like an idiot."
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"You humiliated officer deetmore in front of his peers."
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"He submitted an official complaint against you."
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"Did he fill it out in crayon?"
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"But he did use a green pen, which seems crazy to me."
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"The good news is, if you go down there and apologize,"
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"He'll let the whole thing go."
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"Fine. I'm great at apologizing."
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"Out of my way, chunk."
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"[sighs] jake, I got to tell ya, the engaged life is amazing,"
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"Especially sexually. Well, I don't want to pry."
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"You're not prying. I want you to know this. No."
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"That we have planned. Ah, ha!"
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"I'm usually more of a chocolate guy,"
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"Oh! Hot, hot!"
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"Spicy cake! Why?"
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"That's habanero pepper frosting,"
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"Because our marriage is going to..."
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"♪ sizzle"
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"Unless you think it's a bad idea."
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"Sounds like a great idea, oprah."
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"Two...One."
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"Liberace, diane keaton."
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"Roger that."
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"Yeah, get back in there, braveheart."
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"Summer linen suit--"
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"One question-- can you see my underwear?"
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"Ah, thong! Why are you wearing a thong?"
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"[cell phone beeps]"
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"(both) yes!"
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"Lunchtime. Wait's over."
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"That was easy. Totally."
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"I never got into diets..."
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"I love these pills. They give me so much energy."
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"And I can eat whatever I want."
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"Oh, god!"
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"Actually, I was in a coma."
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"When I woke up, I had so much mail."
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"Weight-loss science has come a long way since then."
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""ingredients--carrot." got to respect that."
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"[groans] damn, gina!"
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"What is that?"
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"It's everything I've wanted to eat"
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"For the last 48 hours."
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"What happened?"
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"You hear that, bitches?"
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"I gave up so easy!"
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"Thank you!"
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"To eat all this shawarma right before your tux fitting?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Mm-hmm. Hey."
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"Best man-- whatever you need, I will do."
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"Actually, there is one thing."
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"You bet I don't have a pen. I never do."
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"What is it, some sort of marriage license thingy?"
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"Oh, no, it's my retirement paperwork."
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"What? Shut up. What? Yeah."
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"And you committing suicide at my funeral out of respect."
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"I know."
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"But vivian needs to make this move for her career,"
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"And I'm excited to go."
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"It has everything brooklyn does."
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"Really? Yes..."
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"Other than my job and my friends and my family,"
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"That you maybe don't want to retire in canada."
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"Jake, you're such an amazing detective."
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"Okay, boyle, let's strategize"
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"On how you're gonna tell vivian"
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"That you don't want to move to canada."
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"No, jake, I'm not gonna say anything."
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"Just drop it."
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"We have the perfect relationship."
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"I don't want to mess up and ruin it."
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"She's my everything."
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"Move your testicles to the left. 10-4."
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"You can't be scared to talk to her."
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"Testicles to the right."
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