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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Fancy Brudgom (S01E01)

"You hear that, bitches? ♪ I'm gonna last forever"
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"Said my skin looked dope."
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"I can't keep it straight."
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"Childhood is truly a time of wonder."
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"(holt) an orange wedge, three cashew nuts,"
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"Did you hear what he did last night?"
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"What's up your tiny sleeve?"
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"Why is there a bow tie in here?"
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"What kind of shop would I set up?"
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"The danes throw the most beautiful weddings in the world"
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""best man." just "best man" is fine."
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"Let me grab this! Grab me!"
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"And it almost got filed with the wrong case."
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"Vivian and I have a wonderful intercourse itinerary"
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"But this one's closer, so I'm gonna do that."
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"I don't have a model's body like you."
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"Come on, show me what you got."
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"Fred astaire, gene kelly."
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"Charles, charles. You're not scottish."
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"It's my something borrowed."
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"Get back in there."
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"I feel like we just had our snack"
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"An hour and 17 minutes ago."
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"Though I did take diet pills in the '70s."
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"Oh, it's a sloppy jessica."
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"Mac 'n' cheese, chili, pizza on a bun."
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"Thanks for being so supportive all day."
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"But I will get you one."
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"I mean, suburban ottawa's great."
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"We've never fought."
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"She's your fiancee."
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"We can write a bunch of stuff down."
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"Makes the testicles clap."
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"Detective diaz."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"I've been sucking on it so long, it's smooth."
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"[pained gasp]"
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"Move along."
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"We have got some great opening lines here,"
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"As to why you don't want to go to canada,"
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"Well, I like "romantic opening 'c.'""
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"That is an excellent choice."
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"To keep me company."
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"Where is she?"
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"I failed, sarge."
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"This is my second burger."
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"I can even sing the high parts!"
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"And your weird goose body."
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"Then I panicked and totally bailed."
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"And you're gonna talk to her for me. Oh, no."
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"Vivian! [laughing]"
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"Because of it being such an important one."
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"Charles, can I see you in the bathroom for a second?"
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"What? Get off of me! That was a fake excuse."
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"Fine. I'll try."
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"I'm constantly talking about suburban ottawa."
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"[sighs]"
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"Is it cool if I just stare at your croissants"
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"Sarge!"
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"You need to stop this diet."
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"It was a great burn, sir. Now please eat. You look weak."
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"What is happening?"
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"Speaking of, where does the best maple syrup come from again?"
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"Oh, and canada."
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"In charles's life,"
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"I wonder if that's the best thing for him."
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"That's so sweet of you to care, but..."
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"Charles and I both want to move to canada."
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"Is that true, charles? Is that what you want?"
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"And frankly, I have no idea why you're getting involved."
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"I gather that, once again, things did not go well"
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"It's like scientist zapping a rat"
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"I was that rat and got zapped."
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"And throw some lightning bolts."
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"Please, diaz. No need to make a scene."
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"And I tried to help him, and he fully threw me under the bus."
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"I did everything right."
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"I was loyal. I put up with all his dumb ideas,"
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"Okay. That's hard to hear."
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"I can't believe he would turn on me like this."
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"Maybe because he's facing a terrible decision"
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"Yeah, that sounds right."
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"That would be helpful!"
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"Go to heck!"
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"Listen, boyle,"
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"Without telling vivian how you feel."
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"Oh, really? And how are you gonna stop me?"
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"Didn't know you did that, but thank you for the apology."
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"Those people don't even know you."
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"For throwing me under the bus like that."
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"It's just I don't know what to do."
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"So I don't care how many buses you throw me under,"
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"Boyle, no!"
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"Why the long face?"
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"Just stop. You're in perfect shape."
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"Just hand me that milkshake."
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"Hey, what are you doing? What..."
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"Ah, hello, vivian. Charles has something"
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"In case he tries to flee."
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"[sighs]"
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"Jake."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Thanks for being the best best man."
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"All right, gang, diet day four."
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"How's everyone holding up?"
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"(amy) I'm doing great."
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"This morning the homeless guy on my stoop"
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"What's going on?"
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"Why do you all have matching bags?"
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"We're doing a diet together. My wife found it."
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"Wait, it might've been toddler karate."
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"[chuckles] she takes our little ladies to so many classes,"
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"(amy) this diet is very scientific, sir."
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"This is our breakfast."
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"And a solitary grape."
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"It's actually more than you realize."
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"This seems unnecessary to me. You're all in perfect shape."
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"You can always be healthier, sir."
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"(amy) and I like the challenge."
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"Plus, it's good team building."
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