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Clips from The Simpsons - She Used to Be My Girl (S16E16)

"You're the major?"
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"That's mayor, you fertile moron."
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"the mayor is in deep trouble,"
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"and the local newsmen in this town are idiots."
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"Channel Six News rocks."
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"And if she doesn't, you win a pizza."
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"Chloe sure turned out successful."
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"You're successful, too, Mom."
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"Mayor Quimby is my father. Give me one million dollars."
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"Diamond Joe's got to go! Diamond Joe's got to go!"
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"Only if it is submitted in writing."
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"Checkmate."
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"Marge Simpson?"
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"Chloe, hi."
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"where are you living now?"
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"Evergreen Terrace."
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"Just like you always dreamed."
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"Terrace."
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"The street that smells like pee."
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"This is my daughter,"
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"Lisa."
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"and became such a success."
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"Hey, only the lame-os stay."
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"Super lady."
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"I'm getting so sick of these greasy catered meals."
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"You insult me, you insult Italy."
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"Which is shaped like a boot."
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"Homer Simpson."
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"I sawed you on the television."
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"I remember you from high school."
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"are as good or better than anything I've ever had at this table."
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"Homer."
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"My back pain's completely cured."
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"That was one too many."
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"I got the recipe for these in Istanbul."
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"I was writing a story for Harper's Magazine."
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"I have a picture of Lewis Lapham on my binder."
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"Oh, but I've been yapping about myself all night."
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"Well..."
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"We finally found out why the dog was scooting around on his butt all day."
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"The excitement never stops."
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"Boulevard Recreational Center?"
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"Ooh, my show's on."
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"Mind if we watch a little?"
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"I guess."
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"Tonight, Chloe interviews Bob Dylan."
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"So Bob,"
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"what religion are you converting to now?"
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"Well, I'll tell you one thing..."
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"Springfield."
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"Hey, Comic Book Guy,"
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"Krusty the Clown..."
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"I thought he was dead."
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"You know, Chloe, some of us stayed in this town"
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"and made it a better place."
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"Oh, come on, Marge."
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"The only reason we don't move out of this dunghill"
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"I'm here! I'm here! Quit buggin' me."
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"Why do you always have to show that to company?"
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"It's a conversation starter."
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"before they shoot them."
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"Homer, what are you doing?"
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"I swallowed a chicken bone."
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"Chloe, you've lived so many fascinating places."
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"I'll always be the girl who wanted to leave Springfield."
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"Gee, with all that travel,"
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"you probably haven't had much time to find that special someone."
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"Bill Clinton."
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"Schwarzenneger."
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"But not all of us can be as lucky as you, Marge."
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"Homer's a wonderful man."
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"Did you just swallow another bone?"
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"Same one."
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"Chloe is amazing."
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"Even her serving bowl smells glamorous."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"No one's bowl smells..."
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"It's like Christmas in Aspen."
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"Back then, we were both stars..."
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"I'll teach you to give me my first job out of prison."
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"When we published the story,"
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"fill in your names."
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"I'll be back."
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"Oh, that Moe."
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"But good for you, Mom!"
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"Why didn't you follow Chloe into journalism?"
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"Well, we both faced a tough decision..."
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"...go off to journalism school,"
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"or stay in Springfield with our sweethearts."
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"Stay with me, Marge,"
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"I love you, Chloe..."
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"and I love you too, brake fluid."
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"Chloe left town as soon as Barney proposed."
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"when God brought me a wonderful little boy..."
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"Mom, Chloe just won the Peabody Award!"
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"Oh, Mom, don't feel bad."
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"Everybody appreciates your..."
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"with Chloe!"
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"Good news, Marge!"
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"I've learned to walk naked on stilts!"
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"There's Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw hanging out with Kent Brockman!"
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"You want your mic back, local anchor?"
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"This just in... I'm pissed off!"
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"Hi, fellas!"
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"Chloe has such an amazing life."
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"a TV tray from Expo '67,"
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"Marge, listen to me."
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"You're like the electrical tape that holds the two halves of my car together."
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"You know what would be a good name for Maggie?"
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"Morley Safer has the biggest head I've ever seen."
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"I really had fun."
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"It's gonna be a let-down going to school tomorrow."
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"We have to make a pilgrim out of felt."
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"I'm covering the U.N. Women's Conference in Capital City tomorrow."
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"That'd be wonderful!"
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"I'd... I'd have to ask my Mom."
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"Well, you can ask her right now."
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"She's glaring at us from the front lawn."
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"How dare you show my daughter a life of fun and possibility?"
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"our electric dishwasher is on the fritz."
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