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Clips from The Simpsons - She Used to Be My Girl (S16E16)

"I'm going to show you some moves I learned from G. Gordon Liddy!"
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"Let me think about it."
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"No."
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"Is this a step I'm really willing to take?"
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"I don't know. The more I think about it..."
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"Bart!"
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"Thanks for helping me make up my mind."
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"Thanks for cushioning my fall."
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"I saw your report on Kuala Lumpur."
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"Thanks, Tom. I really appreciate that."
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"Would you like to come to my celebrity racquetball tournament?"
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"I'll have to check my schedule."
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"Gotta go, Tom."
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"Lisa, breakfast!"
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"I know you're mad at me,"
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"Homer, we've gotta get Lisa!"
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"All right."
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"While I'm gone, boy, you think about what you did."
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"What did I do?"
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"I'll fix your wagon!"
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"Hello."
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"Chloe, forget about the women's conference!"
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"Don't we have a reporter who specializes in natural disasters?"
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"But seriously, he's dead."
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"Now get going!"
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"Hey, there!"
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"I'm your cameraman for this here 'cano story."
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"Let's see. I've been to Afghanistan, Serbia, Lebanon..."
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"Just Fort Worth!"
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"Hello, U.N. Women's Conference!"
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"Lisa, we may not make it,"
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"but at least we can go out as the great journalists we are. I'm not a journalist."
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"I'm not a journalist."
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"You are now."
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"Remember to keep my boobs in the shot."
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"And I'm growing ashamed of my penis."
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"Homer, look!"
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"I'm here at the long-dormant Springfield Volcano,"
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"How male."
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"With me is my eight-year-old cameragirl,"
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"Lisa Simpson."
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"She's taken my daughter to an erupting volcano?"
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"She is off the Christmas card list."
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"Marge, that's crazy talk."
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"Now look. I'll save Lisa."
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"What do women want?!"
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"Okay. I'll run as fast as I can, but I'm full of potato salad."
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"I'm sorry, folks."
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"You're not allowed to go up there."
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"In fact, I don't even know why I'm here."
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"This lava is not a criminal. It hasn't hurt anybody."
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"then a boat enthusiast..."
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"then I'm a cop again..."
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"I'll save you, Lisa!"
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"Be careful, Mom!"
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"There's hot lava under the ground!"
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"lava is called magma."
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"Shut up!"
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"Mom, your hair!"
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"I'm about to die!"
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"Chloe, when you left me, I was devastated."
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"With you beside me,"
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"How 'bout a half hour of pity sex?"
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"In the wake of the devastating eruption,"
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"one Springfielder proved herself a hero:"
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"Marge Simpson."
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"sandwich at Springfield Sub Shops."
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"Extra charge for warm-ups!"
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"Mom, I wanna be just like you."
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"Pretend to care!"
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"I know I made the right choice in life."
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"Well..."
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"reporting from Lake Placid"
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"where the miracle on ice never happened."
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"Lisa, what are you doing in there?"
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"Praying to Buddha,"
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"Jesus, SpongeBob."
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"Screw her!"
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"Transcript by Raceman"
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"Mr. Mayor, just how many illegitimate children are you hiding?"
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"Those records are sealed."
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"you claim to be faithful to your wife,"
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"Marge?"
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"with Chloe Talbot."
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"Oh, excuse me."
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"in the thrill-a-minute world of high school journalism."
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"And over here, write in what you did."
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"I just hate to see you upset, honey."
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"Chloe !"
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"You want to come with me?"
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"You don't know when to quit!"
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"I'll give you a first-round bye."
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"Yeah, he's busy covering Julia Roberts' last haircut."
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"Help! Help!"
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"I'm coming, sweetheart!"
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"what might have happened if things had gone differently?"
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"There's no time to be picky."
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"Kent, I'm hiding nothing..."
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"and you're married to King Stink!"
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"That was such an exciting night."
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"I need you to get over to Mount Springfield."
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"This is Marge Simpson"
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"Thinking is for losers!"
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"I'll think about it."
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"Actually, when it's underground,"
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"Hello, Ned."
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"You made a chore wheel that's both fair and wise."
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"Our top story tonight:"
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"which is now spewing noxious debris into the air."
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"Free cheese!"
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"I think I could make it work."
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"Your place is here with the women."
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"Marge, it's my fault we're a little late."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"Ladies, it is my great pleasure to award you these certificates of merit."
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"This is the dance the Chinese government makes dissidents perform"
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"I'll get the spare."
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"Would you like to come over for dinner tomorrow?"
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"You barfed in my tuba."
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"No. We must wait for God to jack us."
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