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Clips from The Simpsons - Insane Clown Poppy (S12E12)

"Eh."
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"All right, does anyone have a question for our panel..."
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"- that's not about how much money they make? - Uh, yeah."
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"I'm a techno-thriller junkie, and I'd like to know..."
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"is the B-2 bomber more detectable when it rains?"
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"No, no, no. I was asking Maya Angelou."
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"The ebony fighter awakens dappled with the dewy beads of morn."
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"- Maya Angelou is black? - It is a Mach-five child..."
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"forever bound to suckle from the shriveled breast of Congress."
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"It really showed me how the mother-daughter bond can triumph over adversity."
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"No. That's not what I meant at all. You couldn't have gotten it more wrong."
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"Book writing, what a scam, huh?"
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"- John Updike. - Whoa, whoa. I didn't ask for your life story."
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"So you really know Krusty? What's he like?"
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"Oh, he's wonderful. He would do anything for his fans."
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"Hurry up, kid."
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"- Name? - Hey, it's me, Bart."
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"- Your biggest fan. - Hey, good for you, 'cause I wanna..."
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"uh, know that all my fans are, you know-"
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""K the C"?"
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"- Name? - My name is Sophie."
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"- What? - I finally found my daddy."
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"Shut up, Updike!"
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"- Cokie Roberts? - No, she was a soldier."
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"Chestnut brown hair, kind of shy, 32 confirmed kills-"
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"Saddam Hussein? They should call him "So-Damn-Insane!""
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"Hey! You're just fanning the flames of hatred!"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Now just when you thought the desert couldn't get any hotter..."
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"it's the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders!"
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"Hey, I can't look at that! I have a girlfriend back home!"
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"During the show, a desert wind kicked up."
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"I sought shelter in a nearby tent."
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"Huh? Ohh."
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"Maybe it was the anthrax in the air."
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"We slept late into the morning. And then-"
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"My God! I'm late for my mission!"
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"Here's your mission. Get down with the clown."
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"- I'm supposed to assassinate Saddam! - Wait a minute!"
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"You can't kill Saddam! He's half my act!"
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"When I came to, she was gone, and the war had been over for eight months."
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"Anyway, how'd you finally find me?"
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"All Mom ever said was my father was some pathetic clown."
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"So I typed "pathetic clown" into a search engine and your name popped right up."
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"Hey, how you been? Remember me?"
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"But I was hoping maybe we could do some stuff together, like go to the beach and junk."
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"Look, you're a sweet kid. But I'm not exactly father material."
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"What's wrong with your eyes? You need a Claritin or something?"
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"Oh, all right."
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"- Okay, I'll take you. - Yea!"
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"Dear Lord, bless this humble meal."
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"And did you hear about Krusty? Whoo, man!"
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"Fine. I'll just discuss heavenly matters."
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"Ooh! Yeah, really? All those guys?"
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"Listen, kid, I'm not the kind of dad who, you know, does things..."
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"or says stuff, or looks at you, but the love is there."
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"Where are you? Give Daddy a clue."
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"Aw, that's my girl."
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"Ohh! I gotta sit up now?"
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"Ohh! What am I, Baryshnikov? Ohh!"
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"Hey, you beat me! What a great day we've had, huh?"
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"You know, for a clown, you're not really a lot of fun."
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"Ohh."
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"Ready, switch!"
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"Hey, uh, careful, boys. That arch is looking a little Romanesque."
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"Sorry, Daddy. How should I punish myself?"
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"No, Son. You let 'em finish, then you smash it. That's a good boy."
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"- Mush, Homer! Mush! - Catch, Dad! Catch!"
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"Hmm. I think I found my mentor."
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"Heads up!"
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"But I just realized I don't know the first thing about 'em."
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"Just a second, honey! Daddy's on his high horse!"
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"- Dad! - Yeah, I'm watching, honey! Nice cannonball!"
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"Anyhoo, the key to fathering is don't overthink, because overthinking is, um-"
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"What were we talking about? Ooh, a clown!"
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"# Yeah, she never makes me wonder when it comes to that #"
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"Same here, Dad. It's nice that you don't always have to be on."
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"I tell ya, it killed at Jacques Cousteau's funeral."
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"Dad, relax. Just enjoy the sunset."
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"- It's beautiful. - Do you play?"
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"No. I guess musical talent skips a generation, like diabetes."
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"You might want to watch out for that too."
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"Mom, I had the best time. Can Dad come in for milk and cookies?"
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"Why I'd love to- Ohh!"
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"Oskar Homolka!"
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"That's okay."
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"I tried the "got your nose" bit on her, didn't fool her for a second."
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"My uncle still has my nose."
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"Hmm? Ohh, ohh, ohh!"
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"Oh, what a- ha, ha- lousy hand. I'll stand."
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"- I fold. - Krusty, are you in or are you out?"
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"- You mean this one? - Oh, yeah. Right. Just let me go to my car."
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"#A weema-way A weema-way #"
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"- #A weema-way A weema-way, A weem-# - Don't do that."
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"Hmm? Let's see, a sweater..."
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"a custom floor mat- the stereo!"
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"Yaah!"
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"Best hand of my life and I can't even-"
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"Huh? Sophie's violin. Oh, no, I couldn't!"
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"# Do it, do it do it, do it #"
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"- # She'll never know ## - Ahh!"
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"Hmm."
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"Well, it won't bring much cash, but its sentimental value's through the roof."
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"Oh, no! Oh, no! You can't! My daughter will never forgive me!"
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"Oh, wait. Now I can do it for real."
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"Hey, hey, Dad!"
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"Hey, hey! Now look, Sophie, I know you think your daddy's perfect."
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"- You what? - But don't worry! I got you an even better one!"
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"- This is a ukulele. - Yeah, the thinking man's violin. Check it out."
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"# I want to go back to my little grass shack in Kealakekua, Hawaii #"
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"- I want my violin. - But honey, l-"
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"I can't believe you would gamble with something that meant so much to me."
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"Wait! Time out! Four aces is not a gamble."
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"Word on the street is you dumped Dawson."
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"He's history, Jenda. Wait till he sees me with that new exchange student."
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"I'm all for ethnic diversity, but this is just pandering."
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"Maybe so. But Dawson's gonna be bummed."
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"- Now what were we talking about? - My daughter's violin!"
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"Oh, right. Why don't we just break into Fat Tony's compound and get it back?"
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"Really? You'd help me take on the mob?"
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