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Clips from The Simpsons - Home Away from Homer (S16E16)

"Hey, Moses, are you a loser? "Yes I am, Homer.""
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"How are those two calmly boarders of yours, Ned?"
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"Well, Mel, they're swell."
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"Son, I need to pee, but I can't stop watching. Fetch me a bottle."
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"Come on dad, I've seen you hit the toilet from here."
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"What are you two doing? - We're watching the latest photos from Mars."
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"Ho-ho, great stuff. Worth every billion."
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"Well, that's obvious. He doesn't even know."
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"Come on! You tell him right now!"
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"Get out!"
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"Homer's the one what adviced us up to this sexy going's on."
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"The Bible says: "Cast your bread upon the waters.""
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"But all I got was a bunch of soggy bread."
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"What's wrong, daddy?"
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"Today I realized they are more like the Midianites."
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"But corn doggett, boys, it's time for a change!"
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"Dad, I don't think you realize what you've done."
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"You've totally humiliated the best friend the Simpsons ever had."
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"You're right. But you know who the real victim is here?"
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"Ned. - That's we've been trying to tell you!"
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"Ooh yeah..."
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"What's this? Goodbye Springfield."
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"You have laughed at us for the last-diddly-ast time."
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"Last-diddly-ast?"
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"He is gone! And it's all someone's fault!"
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"But at least we have a chance to start fresh,"
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"so let's be on our best behavior, OK?"
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"This is so humiliating."
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"Well at least your name's on the bowl."
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"I submit, I submit!"
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"So, is that your whistle? - Damn straight. Clay Roberts."
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"Listen neighborino, I wanna start our relationship all from a right foot"
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"Boys, we're home."
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"That's coming from next door!"
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"We're good buddies. We've played this game"
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"Hey, Coach, do you mind turning down the music,"
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"That's to bad, cause my twins are just waking up, dude."
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"Encourage me! - Looking good. Feel the burn."
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"Louder! - You're God! I can't think of many more!"
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"Just say: go, go, go! - Go, go, go!"
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"I'll see your smile and raise you a wink and a giggle."
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"This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie."
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"Even the dogs curb themselves."
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"Can I start yesterday?"
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"There is one personal matter."
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"Get rid of dr. Fuzzenstein?"
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"I'll see what I can do."
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"Very good. Until then, you can wear this."
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"You know what, I'm not gonna! My mustache has the right to life."
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"It's my body and my choice!"
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"This is for you."
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"Tonight, on celebrity chopshop, we sell the parts of Jason Bateman's Bentley."
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"What did you do to my car? - Dude, you've been chopshoped!"
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"Why would you do that? How am I gonna get home?"
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"Hey, you knocked out my power!"
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"How am I supposed to eat without watching TV?"
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"Relax, dumb ass."
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"Oh, by the way, I borrowed some gas from your car. You dumb ass!"
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"But I siphoned that gas from Flanders! Flanders..."
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"What are you doing? Reminiscing, like a woman?"
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"Like a woman whose made the biggest mistake of her life!"
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"Oh, I was just driving around the mid-atlantic states,"
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"ringing doorbells at random, and I just..."
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"Who am I fooling with my awesome lies?"
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"I want you to come back to Springfield!"
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"No, I wanna make you a respecting stock."
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"Well, that is true, in fact... - Shut up, Flanders."
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"and your infinite patience with a big dumb jerk like me."
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"but will you forgive a young handsome fool and come home?"
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"Homer, that's really touching, but my"
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"I can't tell, and I'm looking right at it!"
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"We're moving back to Springfield!"
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"But I have a girlfriend! - Now you got a pen pal."
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"Really, well that's too bad, cause I'm not leaving."
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"See, I like this place, and I've already got fatso here broken in."
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"Ain't that right fatso?"
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"Legally, I still own this house! - Oh yeah? Tell it to the marines."
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"I saw my advantage and I took it. That's what hero's do."
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"Homer, did you steal the organ from the church?"
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"Maybe, we don't know that for sure. - Well you gotta take it back!"
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"It feels great to look down my nose at everybody again."
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"Flanders, OK, that's it, it's really irritating!"
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"Today we'll discuss a dying form of Peruvian banjo music,"
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"Ladswill Klernt."
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"She'll be fine here, under the watchful eye of grandma Shark Week."
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"How about this guy? - Homer!"
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"Would you mind watching Maggie for a while?"
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"Oh, I'm stuck. Why did I eat that apple segment?"
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"Sorry, Maggie. That's something to collect, not to enjoy."
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"I was so bored I cut the ponytail of the guy sitting in front of us!"
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"Leftorium's been pretty slow since that big chain store came to town."
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"Ned, Homer has something to tell you."
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"that only exists in the brains of us Republicans."
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"The Flanders family has pulled up stakes."
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"called "who can punch the softest"."
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"Say it like you mean it, you wuss!"
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"I don't know if you've noticed,"
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"your kindness, your gentle spirit,"
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"boys and I are trying to make a new start,"
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"After the party."
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"Yep, and nobody's telling him. Not even his good buddy God."
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"I don't usually make big life decisions based on things"
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"What are you kids laughing at?"
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"Wait, this is my license. - No, it's not, ya-hamp."
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"Boys, enough of your shenanigans, it's bed time."
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"- Yeah, so I can't see my own shrinky dinck."
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"Well, it might be fun to be a landlord. Land fella!"
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"You poor thing. Now I've heard about those robes."
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"And you say Mr. Flanders remains completely ignorant of their .kamasutra?"
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"No problemo."
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"You know what I mean."
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"You soft-core sophomores took advantage of my trustful nature"
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"Soggy bread... - Don't say it Homer, this is not the time."
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"I've had enough, I'm leaving."
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"Well, I do appreciate that you've got a cashier's check."
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"You've got a big house, Ned. If you need extra money,"
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"And the best part is, stupid Flanders doesn't"
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"Oh, yeah. They're just what my laptop needed."
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"Well Toddy, you know how I said our friends are like the Canaanites?"
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"Don't worry, I'll straight things up with coach Clay."
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