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Clips from Three's Company - Days of Beer and Weeds (S02E02)

"Helen, this is pure stuff."
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"Where did you put that insect repellant?"
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"What were you doing there? I dropped the insect repellant."
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"Ahh-ahhh-ahh! Jack!"
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"Chrissy, there are no rats in here. Oh, good."
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"Awww. Let me see."
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"Jack! Ugh. Chrissy, what'd you do... Where'd you put the rake?"
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"- It's over there somewhere. - Thank you."
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"Great. Here. Take this. Sure."
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"- Hey. Thanks for the suds. - [ Belches ]"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. You just stick to that story."
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"Hey. We'll... We'll burn them."
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"You don't have to tell him your name."
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"You know, I'm... It's just a hypo... hypo... Hypodermic!"
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"..thetical. Hypothetical."
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"I told you you shouldn't be drinking that dumb beer."
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"[ Door Slams ] Oh!"
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"What?"
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"Helen! Shh!"
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"Aww."
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"in front of a studio audience."
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"♪ Come and knock on our door ♪ ♪ Come and knock on our door ♪"
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"♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪"
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"♪ Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪ ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪"
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"♪ Take a step that is new ♪ ♪ Take a step that is new ♪"
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"♪ We've a lovable space that needs your face ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ You'll see that life is a ball again ♪"
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"♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪ ♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪"
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"♪ Three is company too ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous Three is company too ♪♪"
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"[ TV Announcer ] And now, Miss Avocado Grove!"
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"♪♪ [ Fanfare ] Oh, wow! She is really something."
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"Why are we watching this awful beauty contest?"
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"'Cause he's got the remote control."
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"Oh. Gimme that. Hey. Get out of here. You girls should be interested in this."
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"Just look on it as a self-improvement course."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Do you think of women purely as sex objects?"
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"Of course not. I... I like their intelligence too."
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"[ TV Announcer ] An now, Miss Soybean!"
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"Just look at the brains on that one."
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"[ TV Audience Cheering ]"
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"I don't see where they got a sash big enough to fit her."
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"Well, I think it's degrading! [ TV Clicks Off ]"
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"Chrissy, gimme that! No! No! I'd like to see men parading up and down like that."
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"Yeah. Anything to oblige."
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"Oh, no. Ladies and ladies,"
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"welcome to the first annual..."
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"Mr. Male Chauvinist Pig contest of 1978!"
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"Ta-da!"
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"And here we have the very lovely and talented Mr. Pico Boulevard..."
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"looking absolutely stunning..."
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"in his pair of Filthy Jeans."
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"And we'd like to thank Filthy Jeans for lending them to him."
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"[ Laughs ] First of all, deportment."
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"He oughta be deported."
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"♪♪ [ Humming Funk Tune ]"
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"[ Doorbell Rings ] I'll get it."
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"No, I'll get it. Oh. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Honey, I'm up."
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"Oh, hi, Mr. Roper."
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"Going out on a date?"
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"[ Clears Throat ] Um, Mr. Roper,"
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"uh, what can we do for you?"
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"- Well, it's about the garden. - What garden?"
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"- My garden. - You mean that jungle out behind the garages?"
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"There's a terrific garden out there underneath all those weeds."
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"And anyway, I thought you kids should have the use of it."
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"For what, safaris?"
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"Well, I'll tell you the truth, Mrs. Roper's been nagging me about it."
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"I mean, she's really gone nuts since she's taking this flower-arranging course."
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"Oh. And now she'd like some homegrown flowers to arrange?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
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"Also there could be a terrific lawn out"
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"there, once you've cleared it and got rid..."
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"Oh, I thought you'd volunteer for the job. [ Huffs ]"
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"[ Huffs ] Why would we do that?"
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"Let me put it this way: Who would get the most pleasure out of the garden?"
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"You would."
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"Who can't afford a raise in the rent?"
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"Mr. Roper, there's a word for the sort of threat you just made."
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"- Yeah? What's that? - Effective."
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"Good, good. Then you'll do it tomorrow."
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"Thank you. Yeah."
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"No, wait."
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"Sheesh. Whew."
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"Well, good-bye weekend."
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"That garden is right out of Tarzan of the Apes."
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"It is a little overgrown. A little?"
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"Chrissy, there are pockets of Japanese in there who don't know the war is over."
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"You know, you oughta be out in the garden helping the kids..."
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"instead of in here fooling around with that homemade beer."
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"Don't scoff, Helen. If this beer turns out all right,"
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"I can sell some to the Regal Beagle."
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"And poison half of Santa Monica?"
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"I mean, everything that touches this beer has been sterilized."
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"So that's your problem?"
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"I'll tell you one thing you'll never have to worry about, Helen..."
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"Your tongue getting rusty."
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"Aw, come on, Stanley. When are we gonna get a chance..."
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"to sample this marvelous potion of yours, anyway?"
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"Well, the batch I made two weeks ago should be ready just about now."
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"Is that why the bottles keep exploding?"
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"I don't know why you started this silly nonsense anyway."
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"It's not nonsense. It's my hobby."
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"It's better than that stupid flower-arranging course you're going to."
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"Flower arranging is not stupid! It's artistic!"
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"It's effeminate."
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"Well, I'm supposed to be effeminate."
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"Just like you're emasculate."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Ahhh. Oh, you know, what this arrangement needs is something..."
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"Something tall and green and prickly."
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"How about your mother?"
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"This is terrible. I'm getting bitten to death by bugs."
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"Oh, I know. Me, too, Chrissy."
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