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Clips from Three's Company - Days of Beer and Weeds (S02E02)

"Ah. Hey, Jack!"
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"Jack! Jack?"
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"Jack? Yo!"
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"Aaah! What?"
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"They love this stuff. Anyway, what do you want me to..."
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"Oh! What did I say?"
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"Oh, nothing. It was a mosquito. Ohhh."
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"Hey, Janet. Look! A caterpillar!"
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"Here. Oh, thank you. No? Thank you very much."
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"Oh, I just thought of something! Huh?"
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"Maybe there's rats in here!"
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"They all got eaten by the snakes. What?"
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"Aaah! Oh! There's one right there! Where?"
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"[ Screaming ] Chrissy!"
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"Chrissy! Stop it! Chrissy, stop that! Honey, I think you killed it."
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"Ohhh! Yes. Yes, you have."
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"You've killed Roper's garden hose."
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"[ Rattling, Gasps ] I'm all right. I'm all right."
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"Oh. Good! You found it."
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"Listen. While you're down there, Jack,"
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"would you get me the rake?"
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"Here you go. Thank you."
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"You okay? Peachy."
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"I want you to dig all those up, and make sure you get way down to the roots."
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"All right. Okay."
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"Chrissy. Hmm?"
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"Did I just stick this fork through your foot?"
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"[ Screaming ] Oh. Oh!"
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"Oh! [ Yelping ]"
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"Here's the first batch."
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"Did you remember to put in the eye of newt and tongue of bat?"
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"Can you spare them?"
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"Boy. This is gonna be great."
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"Great. Yeah. Like when you painted the bathtub last month?"
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"Can't you forget about that?"
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"Well, you coulda told me before I got in it!"
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"You should've seen your face when you stuck to the bottom."
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"It wasn't my face I was worried about."
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"Do you know it took me a whole week..."
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"to get all of that paint off?"
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"I told you. I told you to use a Brillo pad."
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"Come on, Stanley. Pour the beer."
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"Let's have a look at what's gonna put Budweiser out of business."
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"[ Sniffing ]"
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"Smells all right, I think."
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"Here. Taste it."
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"No way."
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"It's got little things swimming around in it."
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"- Those are hops. - Okay,"
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"so it has little things hopping around in it."
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"Here we go."
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"Where do you keep your insurance policy, Stanley?"
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"Helen, you know, this is good. It's got kind of a nutty flavor."
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"It should have. Look who made it."
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"[ Exhales Deeply ] Hi, hi, hi."
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"Oh, hi, kids. Hi. Listen. We have done all we can for today."
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"We'll finish up tomorrow. Oh, good. Good."
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"Aren't you gonna give them something for all the work they did?"
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"Huh?"
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"Here. Have some beer."
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"No, thank you."
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"Me neither. I like beer I can see through."
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"Well, it hasn't quite settled yet."
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"How about you, Jack? You look like you could use a nice cold beer."
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"You're so right."
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"Stanley made it himself."
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"Ahhh. I strained it through a pair of Helen's stockings."
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"Well, I'll tell you, it's... Excuse me."
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"Seeds."
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"Uh, it's a... It's a little strong, but, you know, it's not bad."
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"Well, here. Take two bottles up with you. Yeah?"
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"Oh, Chrissy. Those are really pretty. Did you find them in the garden?"
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"Oh, yeah. They were growing wild."
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"Oh, you know, these are exactly what I need for my flower arrangement."
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"Would it be okay if I take a couple of them?"
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"Oh, sure. Here. Take these."
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"Oh, thanks. You know, we're having an arts-and-crafts exhibition at school..."
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"and who knows, ha ha, maybe I'll win a prize!"
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"Aaah! Aw, gee. I think we better go wash up."
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"Uh, Mrs. Roper, honey, good luck at your flower exhibition."
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"Let me know if I can help you. Oh, thanks, Janet."
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"I hope you win. Yeah. Me too. [ Giggles ]"
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"Ah. A millimeter to the left and I woulda lost this toe."
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"It's only bruised."
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"Well, I gotta go over to Marilyn's."
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"I promised I'd help her move this afternoon."
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"Oh, okay. Bye-bye. Bye, babe."
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"Hey. Janet? Hmm?"
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"On your way back, see if you can pick me up a packet of assorted toes."
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"Tsk. Boy. Anyone would think you were mortally wounded."
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"Chrissy, this happens to be my favorite toe."
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"This is the little piggy that went to market!"
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"Hi. Hi, Larry."
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"You're up early. It's only noon."
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"Yeah. Well, I was worrying about that five bucks I owe you."
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"You don't owe me five bucks."
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"I will when you lend it to me. No way."
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"Aw, come on, Jack. You wouldn't want me"
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"worrying myself sick over nothing, would you?"
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"All right, Larry. Here. Just take it. Take it."
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"Jack!"
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"I have no resistance left, Chrissy. My toe is dying!"
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"Make it ten bucks. I'll send a wreath."
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"Look out. Where did you get that?"
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"Oh. They're from Roper's garden."
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"Yeah? You know what you've got here, don't you?"
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"Wildflowers. I don't know what they're called, though."
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"I do. They're called cannabis."
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"Really. Oh, that's pretty."
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"That's marijuana."
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"What? What?"
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"Pot!"
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"Ow! Chrissy! Toe! Oh!"
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"Toe!"
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"[ No Audible Dialogue ]"
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"I didn't know a marijuana plant looked like that."
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"What'd you expect, clusters of ready-rolled joints? Tsk."
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"Well, what is it doing in Mr. Roper's garden, anyway?"
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"Well, you know, Chrissy. The wind could have blown the seeds from anywhere..."
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