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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Bro Mitzvah (S08E08)

"But don't worry. Back when you were engaged to Quinn..."
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"you told us everything you wanted for tonight."
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"A bachelor party is a man's..."
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"bro mitzvah."
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"- Did you just think of that? - Totally!"
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"We can wear bromulkes..."
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"spin the brodel..."
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"and consult the wisdom of the Brorah."
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"Written in... Hebro."
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"Not at all broffensive."
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"Ooh! Ooh! Couple other ideas..."
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"I'm just spit-balling here, so take 'em or leave 'em..."
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"Booze, duh. Cigars, duh. Strippers, duh."
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"Ooh! Things should get so crazy that at some point we should fear for our lives."
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"Oh, we'll fear for our lives, all right..."
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"when we watch Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth."
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"Yeah. We're gonna pound a beer every time we hear the word "catastrophic.""
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"- [Knocking] - Ooh!"
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"Could that be the next item on your list?"
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"Mind-blowing entertainment, like a naked fire show..."
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"There's a good chance our engagement doesn't work out, isn't there?"
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"Not now, honey. Or a naked contortionist."
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"Or... a balloon contortionist!"
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"- [Shoes Squeaking] - [Honking]"
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"Balloons. Not the inflatable, round, squishy pouches..."
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"I was hoping to see tonight."
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"- [Cell Phone Rings] - Hold on."
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"I told you no clown!"
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"Well, you didn't like the bubble guy either."
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"- Hey, Robin. - Did you tell your mother I'm a virgin?"
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"What? Why would you think that?"
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"- Save yourself room for dessert. - Mmm."
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"And I hear you excel at saving yourself."
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"Oh, that's right. Nothing ever."
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"You may be nervous as to what goes where on your wedding night."
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"It's really simple."
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"Let me show you."
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"Now let's start with the fundamentals."
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"Why would you tell her I'm a virgin?"
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"I panicked. Look, I really want her to like you."
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"So just go with it, okay? Okay."
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"Listen, wuv-wuv, you better get your ass back..."
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"- [Knocking] - Another guest?"
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"Who could this be?"
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"Why, it's Lily! And she's here to deliver one of your requests."
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"- Oh, thank you, Marshall. - Oh, not that one."
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"An appearance by my all-time idol, the Karate Kid."
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"[Ted Narrating] The Karate Kid was an uplifting '80s classic..."
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"who defeats the local jerk, played by William Zabka."
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"gave a young girl the courage to explore the suddenly unfamiliar topography..."
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"of her changing body..."
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"the Karate Kid."
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"Hey, Barney. It's Ralph. Listen, it's always flattering..."
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"No!"
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"I hate Ralph Macchio!"
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"I hate him, hate him, hate him!"
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"He is not the Karate Kid!"
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"The Karate Kid was William Zabka..."
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"whom this monster defeated with a cheap, illegal head kick..."
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"Shut it, Ralph Macchio."
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"Why don't you go have a party with Luke Skywalker..."
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"and Harry Potter and Warhorse..."
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"and all the other movie bad guys, and stop ruining mine!"
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"This night has been catastrophic."
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""Catastrophic." Everybody pound."
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"Sorry, bro. I'm staying."
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"If this is anything like my bachelor party..."
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"strippers, booze, definitely no hand stuff, wink-wink..."
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"it is gonna be in... Wait for it."
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"...credible! Incredible!"
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"- Wow. You guys are actually a lot alike. - You take that back, sir."
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"I am nothing like Ralph Macchio."
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"I mean, did you guys even get a stripper?"
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"Bro. Bro!"
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"Of course we got a stripper."
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"Do we look like the kind of dweebs who wouldn't get a stripper?"
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"- [Knocking] - And as the saying goes..."
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"stays in the sensibly priced business hotel outside Atlantic City."
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"Who is it?"
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"[Woman] Police. We got a noise complaint from..."
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"Oh, who am I kidding? I can tell it's dead in there."
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"I'm the stripper."
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"- Barney? - Quinn?"
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"This is your bachelor party?"
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"You're engaged again, less than a year after we broke up?"
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"Is it Robin?"
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"Now hold on. You're not the only one with questions here."
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"You didn't vet the stripper?"
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"Well, I'm glad you're so happy."
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"my car got totaled and I had to go back to stripping just to pay rent."
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"It's like everywhere I look, my life is a dead end."
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"Wow."
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"I am... I'm so sorry, Quinn."
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"So how does this work? Do you give me a private show, or does everyone..."
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"I am not stripping for you."
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"Whoa. Whoa. I was promised boobs."
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"- Oh, Ralph, if you want, I can... - Lily."
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"- Is that the Karate Kid? - Yes!"
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"- No. - He's a lot like Barney, huh?"
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"You take that back, madam. I am nothing like Ralph Macchio."
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"Okay, okay. I'll tell you what."
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"I am going to strip for everyone here except Barney."
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"And I'm gonna make it dirty."
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"Yeah. Um, I'm the bachelor."
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"Kind of no stripping without the lap of honor."
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"Back me up, bros."
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"- ♪♪ [Loud Dance] - [Whooping]"
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"[Cell Phone Rings]"
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"Hey, Robin."
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"Hey, sweetie. You having fun at your bachelor party?"
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"- No. - Good. 'Cause my night's been hell!"
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"And that's the inverted chimney sweep..."
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"the last of the 17 basic sexual positions."
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"- Now, bondage... - Stop. I'm not a virgin."
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"My napkin ring has seen plenty of breadsticks."
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"And one baguette."
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"I dated a center for the Knicks."
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"Now we can really talk."
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"Four Cosmos, pronto!"
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"Now she's drunk, holding up a napkin ring and three breadsticks..."
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