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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Bro Mitzvah (S08E08)

""I love Barney the most." "No, I love Barney the most.""
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"What the... [Grunts]"
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"Unless you are the North Koreans, in which case..."
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"for your surprise bachelor party!"
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"But this is a sacred event..."
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"You seem like a nice kid."
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"I just have to make one call."
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"And don't worry. I'll take all the blame."
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"Barney, don't do..."
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"in the top of the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City?"
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"Boom! There it is."
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"or a naked magic show."
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"You are so funny. What's gotten into you?"
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"At least, that's how most people saw it."
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"Here he is, just as hot as when his Tiger Beat photo spread..."
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"star pupil of the Cobra Kai Dojo..."
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"in the most tragically haunting film ending of all time."
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"Oh, see, I thought you meant fun-crazy."
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"What happens in the sensibly priced business hotel outside Atlantic City..."
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"[Air Leaking]"
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"After we broke up, I had to move out of the city..."
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"Yeah, it's crowded in here."
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"And I hope you're hungry, 'cause the second half of this word is... edible!"
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"- Hey-oh! - [Horn Honks]"
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"[Slot Machine Arms Pulling, Wheels Spinning]"
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"[Speaking Foreign Language] ...bro mitzvah!"
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"- We have to go back. - [Sneezes] Loser!"
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"[Both Speaking Foreign Language]"
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"Okay."
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"[Speaking Foreign Language]"
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"Your husband is, like... Hey, where is your husband?"
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"I just tore your mom away from a living version..."
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"Sorry, Barney. This... This-This is unforgivable."
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"[Ring Clatters]"
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"We're right on schedule."
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"all I have on my list so far is Purell."
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"Well, uh, then you get Barney to use one of these guys as collateral."
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"- He'll probably choose me. - What?"
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"The only reason a mobster might choose you..."
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"Wait. Hold on. Is there any chance this is all too mean to Barney?"
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"Okay, we just need the finale."
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"- No! - No!"
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"That... is awesome!"
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"And it was all planned by a girl."
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"well, my answer just had to be..."
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"William Zabka!"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, this is the story..."
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"of the night Barney's life completely fell apart."
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"My life is finally perfect..."
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"and that is never going to change."
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"Fired up for dinner with my mom tonight?"
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"Yeah, to help streamline the rest of our lives..."
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"you can always assume my answer to that question is no."
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"- What? - I'm pretty nervous."
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"Nervous? Why? It's just gonna be two hours of..."
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"You're right. I may not even get a chance to talk."
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"But I'm still... l-I don't know."
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"I'm worried she won't think I'm good enough to be engaged to her precious little love-love."
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"Okay, first of all, it's "wuv-wuv.""
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"And second, don't worry."
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"I'm just gonna drop off our catering deposit, and then I will be there for you."
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"Okay. Well, please don't be late. I am counting on you tonight."
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"And be careful. That's 5,000 bucks in there."
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"[Laughs] I think I'll be okay walking four blocks here on the Upper East Side."
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"Please, I swear I never talked to the North Koreans."
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"I swear I never talked to the South Koreans!"
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"[Man, Distorted Voice] Barney Stinson, you are being kidnapped..."
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"[Laughing]"
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"♪ ♪ [Upbeat Pop]"
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"♪ ♪ [Man Vocalizing]"
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"♪ ♪ [Ends]"
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"A kidnapping. Respect."
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"I was secretly worried you might not be able to pull off my bachelor party."
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"Yeah, it wasn't that secret."
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"You two, planning my bachelor party?"
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"[Laughs] Look, you seem like nice kids."
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"a man's rite of passage with his bros."
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"His bro mitzvah."
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"You didn't just think of that. You've been saying it for months."
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"But here's my dilemma."
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"My average night is like an average guy's bachelor party."
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"So no offense, but if you two plan it..."
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"it's gonna be ordi... Why wait for it? ...nary."
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"Ordinary."
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"- I can help. - You? [Laughs]"
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"But bros' fiancées cannot plan bachelor parties."
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"Sorry. You two are on your own. And you will disappoint me."
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"But make it great, okay?"
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"This is a strong start."
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"The students have become..."
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"the intermediate students."
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"[Line Ringing]"
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"- Hello? - Robin, great news!"
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"I've been kidnapped for a surprise bachelor party..."
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"so I won't be there at all."
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"What? Barney, I can't do dinner with your mom alone."
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"Okay. I'll call her, make up an excuse and cancel."
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"Hold on. [Beeping]"
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"- Hi, wuv-wuv. - Hi, Momsies."
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"I forgot. I'm mentoring an underprivileged child tonight."
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"And Robin can't stand the idea of dinner with you by herself..."
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"so we're not gonna be able to..."
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"Don't bother. She's already here."
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"- Hold on. - [Beeps]"
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"Robin? Too late. She's already there."
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"Robin can't stand the idea of dinner with me?"
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"Great. We're all set then."
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"Don't you leave me alone with her."
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"And problem is solved."
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"So what's the plan?"
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"Well, you know the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City?"
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"Yeah."
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"You know the secret penthouse..."
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"Yeah?"
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"Visible from our window."
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"Behind the refinery. Okay, you can't quite see it."
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"Why are we outside Atlantic City?"
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"Well, we thought it was best, what with your weakness for games of chance."
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, Barney was addicted to one Chinese gambling game..."
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"that was, well, sort of complicated."
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