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Clips from Three's Company - Roper's Car (S02E02)

"Oh, hey, 1961."
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"Oh, yeah, I remember too."
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""Necking"? I wouldn't neck during a John Wayne picture."
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"- In here! - Oh."
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"Chrissy, would you put that bag over there? Sure. Ooh."
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"You wanna buy Roper's car? No, I want us to buy Roper's car."
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"[ Janet ] What? We could pay it off in easy monthly installments."
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"Stanley, you gave him your word."
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"Oh, with that car, you mean push together."
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"But I can get it back in two shakes."
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"Look, I haven't got time for this."
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"It's a deal. [ Chuckling ]"
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"We can make a deal, can't we? Sure."
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"So we took the money and bought it for you."
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"♪ Come and knock on our door ♪ ♪ Come and knock on our door ♪"
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"♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪"
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"♪ Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪ ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪"
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"♪ Take a step that is new ♪ ♪ Take a step that is new ♪"
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"♪ We've a lovable space that needs your face ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ You'll see that life is a ball again ♪"
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"♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪ ♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪"
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"♪ Three is company too ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous Three is company too ♪♪"
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"How did we ever collect so much junk in the glove compartment of that old car?"
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"Look at this stuff, Stanley."
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"Look, here's a melted plastic Cracker Jack prize,"
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"a bunch of Disneyland tickets."
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"Oh. A couple of packages of petrified mustard."
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"Ew. Here's a... Here's a macaroon with penicillin growing on it."
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"Helen, I'm trying to concentrate here."
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"Hey, here's something you don't find in a glove compartment very often."
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"Hey, what's this, Stanley?"
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"What? What? This, this, this."
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"Oh, a miniature golf card."
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"Boy, I really used to score pretty good in those days."
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"Well, times change."
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"Maybe I need a better course to play on."
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"Oh, hey, here's... here's a couple of ticket stubs to the West Covina drive-in."
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"Oh, I remember going there."
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"We saw John Wayne and Montgomery Clift in Red River."
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"I was so ashamed."
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"It was the first time you ever took me to a drive-in, and you fell asleep."
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"A lot of people fall asleep at the movies. While they're necking?"
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"It was a very good Western movie."
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"It was two men and a lot of bull."
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"Helen, I'm really gonna miss that old car."
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"Remember, it took us on our honeymoon."
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"[ Chuckles ] How could I ever forget?"
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"You cared more about that car than you did about me."
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"- Helen, don't be ridiculous. - It's true!"
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"You fussed over that car for hours after we got to the motel."
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"- Well, I had to. It was overheated. - So was I."
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"[ Doorbell Rings ] I just hope our next car is as good."
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"I got a lot of service out of that old heap."
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"I wish I could say the same for you."
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"Hi, Mr. Roper. Is your wife in? Her mouth is."
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"- Jack. Hey. - Hi, Mrs. Roper."
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"I got you that fresh oregano to go with that veal recipe I gave you."
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"Oh, Jack, you're an angel!"
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"Oh, hey, just one thing."
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"Do I bread the veal before I sauté it?"
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"Oh, no. Just dredge it ever so lightly..."
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"with a breath of double-sifted flour."
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"I just love listening to girl talk."
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"Yes, well, I better be going."
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"Say, I noticed you took that "for sale" sign off your car outside."
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"Yeah, I called a used car dealer, and he bought it over the phone, just like that."
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"Without ever seeing it first? Those pros know a good thing when they hear it."
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"You should've bought that car when I offered it to you a few weeks ago."
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"I couldn't afford $750."
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"Is that the price you're getting for it?"
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"Well, almost."
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"What, 700? Almost."
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"Almost nothing, he means. He's getting 200."
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"Only 200? I'll see you later."
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"Don't forget to bring your knitting with you next time."
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"Stanley, you shouldn't say things like that to Jack."
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"- That was very sweet of him to bring me that oregano plant. - Yeah, I guess so."
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"You know, if I had a son, I'd want him to be just like Jack."
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"Are you crazy? You'd have to go around introducing him as "my son, the daughter.""
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"Chrissy! Janet!"
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"Chrissy, Janet, let's get the troops out here! Move it!"
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"Gee whiz. Where's the fire? Where'd he go?"
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"What's the panic? What do you want? $200."
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"You bought coffee again."
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"No, that's what Roper's asking for his car."
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"Janet, would you put that bag over there? Okay."
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"- It's a real steal. - Yeah, but where are we gonna get $200?"
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"Look, you don't have $200,"
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"you don't have $200, and I don't have $200,"
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"but together we make a great act."
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"Understand?"
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"You're gonna give him eggs instead of money?"
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"He means that he wants us to go in together to buy Roper's car."
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"We really need a car. It's murder living in this town without wheels."
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"Yeah, really. Just to catch the bus around here, we gotta walk 10 blocks."
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"That's right! If we had a car, we could drive to the bus stop."
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"I could really use a car for shopping, you know."
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"[ Imitating Monkey, Spits ]"
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"If we had a car, we could drive to that neat Body Beautiful class in Sherman Oaks."
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"Yeah, I'd like that. It's only for women."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Right now that car could be the greatest thing that's ever happened to us."
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"A real miracle, a gift from heaven."
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"- Yeah, but is it a good car? - Well, I wouldn't go that far."
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"When you borrowed the car that time, you said it was a lousy car."
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"Well, for $750 it is a lousy car."
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"But for 200 it gets better."
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"What about all those red patches of rust all over it?"
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"Hey, if we leave them alone, they'll grow together and become all one color."
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"I never thought of that. Hey, what about insurance?"
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"- We have to think about that too. - Oh, I've got an idea."
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"We have trouble paying the rent in easy monthly installments."
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"Oh, you want a good idea. [ Jack ] Chrissy, Janet, look."
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"I'm surprised at you. Do you realize if"
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"people waited until they could afford things,"
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