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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Caught in the Act (S02E02)

"For a rug? Cam, we don't have that kind of money."
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"Maybe she won't make us pay. I mean, we wouldn't make someone pay if this happened to us."
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"Did you not hear her on the phone? "Fix it! Replace it! Write me a check!""
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"She probably has that embroidered on a pillow..."
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"right next to a jar of human tears."
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"- Maybe we can turn this around. - How? It looks like someone bled out over here."
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"No. I mean the rug. Maybe we can turn the whole rug around."
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"Put it under the couch. See? No one would ever know it's there."
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"- Well, we would know. - Well..."
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"- What are you thinking? - You don't wanna know."
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"No, tell me, 'cause I think I'm thinking the same thing."
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"I seriously doubt that, because now I'm thinking it was Joan Collins's house."
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"All right."
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"- Gloria. What are you... What are you doing here? - Wait. Where are the kids?"
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"They just left. They told me that you were very upset."
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"I know that."
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"That doesn't make it any better."
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"Okay, you're right. I know how you feel."
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"- Oh, God. - It happened to me before with another woman."
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"And that time, I was the one getting it."
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"- And it hurt. - Wow."
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"But you have to admit that you're only happy when you're the one cracking the whip."
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"- What? - Come on."
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"We all know how you ride Phil."
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"I will join you."
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"No. Uh... No. No. I am so confused right now."
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"- I may pass out. - What are you talking about?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"The kids just walked in on me and Phil in bed."
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"Yeah. That's what I'm talking about."
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"Can I use your computer? I just need to check one e-mail."
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"- Yeah, the kitchen. - Gloria, I just switched us to the next flight."
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"Did you guys get everything straightened out?"
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"Claire is very upset because the kids just walk in on them having sex."
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"Oh, geez."
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"Now that we're all up to speed..."
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"She's so upset that she hasn't even had time to apply her makeup or use her computer."
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"What are you even doing here, Dad?"
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"I don't think you should be the one doing the questioning here, missy."
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"Good thing we had Mom's gas card."
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"Don't make me regret buying you that lighter, dude."
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"- Put it down. - Okay, I'm just gonna say it."
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"Our parents are totally irresponsible."
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"And I'm not just talking about us walking in on their little freak show earlier."
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"- Just let it go. - No! We're lucky to be alive."
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"How often do they let Luke go to school in shorts in the winter?"
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"And they let me ride in the front seat before I was 60 pounds."
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"And they never shut the gate at the top of the stairs when we were babies."
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"Do you know how many times you fell on your head? Do you?"
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"- No. - We get it. It was bad."
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"I guess it's better than having parents who fight all the time... maybe."
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"My friend Jacob's parents are getting divorced."
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"He has to move out of his house."
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"- They told him last week. - That sucks."
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"He'll get used to it. Half of my friends' parents are divorced."
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"- Mine too. - It's insane."
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"Better than Mom leaving the stove on, which she's done twice this month."
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"I just realized we haven't even gotten to the worst part of it yet."
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"They're gonna want to talk about it."
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"Maybe not."
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"Are you kidding? Their parents never talked about anything..."
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"Yeah. They called a family meeting when we switched to one percent milk."
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"- I don't know where those kids are."
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"What is more important than putting a working lock on a bedroom door?"
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"- You are one to talk. - What is that supposed to mean?"
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"You don't remember when I walked in on you and Mom that time?"
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"Gloria, could we please go now?"
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So why don't you just get off your high horse, Dad?"
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"At least I am trying to handle this better than the two of you did."
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"- What did we do? - You made gimlets and went back to your room."
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"What were we supposed to do?"
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"You-You could have talked to me."
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"- You could have made sure that I was okay. - Wanna talk about it?"
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"- Yes. - Fine!"
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"Your mother and I were watching a particularly racy episode of Hart to Hart."
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"- Oh! - Stefanie Powers had to go undercover as a call girl."
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"- Mm-mmm. Dad... - Hang on."
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"- This whole story makes more sense... - Okay."
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"If you know I got a thing for thigh-high boots."
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"Oh, gross. Gross. You are ruining sex for me."
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"And boots."
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"Hey."
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"I was sending an e-mail to my brother in Colombia."
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"- Oh. - I was telling him about Claire."
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"You know, I realized there's so much I don't know about her."
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"Like, for example, what is her favorite word?"
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"Or what was her first pet's name?"
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"Gloria, I'm not an idiot."
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"Are you trying to get Claire's password?"
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"I sent her something by mistake."
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"I need to get into Claire's e-mail to erase it before she sees it."
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"- Before I see what? - Hola, Claire."
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"Hi, Gloria. Before I see what?"
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"It's so embarrassing."
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"Yes. Naked."
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"- Mmm. - I was gonna send it to Jay."
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"- I need to sit. - Okay."
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"Wow, Dad."
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"So you just got done giving me a lecture on the importance of locking my bedroom door..."
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"while in my house to retrieve naked pictures that your wife accidentally sent me."
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"- The irony is just occurring to me. - Mmm. Mmm."
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"- Wow. - What are you doing?"
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"- What I'm doing is deleting it. Good for you."
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"- Let's go to Vegas! Ciao!"
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"Oh, Gloria. Listen."
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"We do need to talk about the bake sale at some point. I have some concerns."
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"- Of course you do. - Bye-bye!"
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"Okay, I'm really afraid of reading this situation the wrong way..."
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"but I'm 80% sure you're coming on to me."
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"Okay, now 40."
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"Mitchell, we need to make a decision."
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"Mitchell, we need to make a decision."
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"It was the perfect plan. Turn the rug..."
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"and she wouldn't find the stain for years."
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"But we couldn't do it. We're too honest."
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"There are certain moments in life that define you..."
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"and this is one of those moments."
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"Oh, my God. What happened here?"
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"- Jackson did it. - He grabbed Lily's strawberry juice and started drinking it."
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"Before we could stop him, it was all over everything."
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