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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Caught in the Act (S02E02)

"There. Okay? How's this?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- - Ay. Ay."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"is get back in the car to go out to eat..."
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"It's our parents' anniversary, so we're surprising them with breakfast in bed."
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"No! - No!"
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"That's not a euphemism, Phil. It's exactly what we were doing."
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"I can't believe that just happened."
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""It"! They were doing "it"!"
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"but that guy seriously needs to grow a pair."
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"And I'd still be trapped in a loveless marriage."
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"- Oh, Amelia."
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"I haven't had a lot of time to meet the other parents."
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"We've heard wonderful things about the restaurant. It must be doing well."
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"I'm sorry. It's the restaurant. - Oh."
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"- Like this."
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"We need to rehearse exactly what we're gonna say..."
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"How we handle this could shape how they feel..."
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""Someone who doesn't want to see their parents doing it."
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"Oh, my God. Stop talking."
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"Let's just go! Come on!"
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"- It was in Diane Keaton's house. - Oh, my..."
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"- Anjelica Huston! - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"- Oh, God. - And you have every right to be. It was bad."
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"Phil."
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"But, you know..."
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"So it's a good thing Mom and Dad still do sex."
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"- Working okay for you? - Yes."
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"It's a naked picture of Gloria."
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"You see everything... the whole body."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God!"
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"Jackson, Mommy's so sorry to have to do this, but it's only gonna hurt for a second."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - Number 19!"
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"All out of napkins. Paper towels in bathroom, Mitchell."
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"Sssssss..."
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"Yeah."
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"English - US - SDH"
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"Come on! Let's go."
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"We're gonna need a little extra time at airport security..."
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"'cause I'm pretty sure they're gonna want to pat you down."
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"Manny's with his father for the weekend..."
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"so Jay and I are flying to Vegas."
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"I'm a little torn because I want alone time with Gloria..."
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"but I also like rubbing Manny's head for good luck."
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"I just need to send this e-mail to Claire..."
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"why I'm not working on the bake sale next week..."
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"- but I can't say the real reason. - Why not?"
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"Because she drive me crazy when she's in charge of these things."
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"- We got a flight to catch, so let me help you out here. - Okay."
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"You tell me what you wanna say to her, and I'll help you find a nice way to say it."
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"I want to say..."
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""I can't work on the bake sale..."
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"- because you're a bossy control freak..."
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"that looks down on my cupcakes, even though your lemon squares were very dry.""
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""Dear Claire, I can't work the bake sale..."
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"because you're a bossy control freak who look down"..."
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"Very funny, Jay."
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"Why the whoosh? Where did... Where is the e-mail? It sended!"
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"Now she's gonna read it and she's gonna think it's from me!"
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"Well, technically, it was from you. But come on. Let's hit the road."
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"It sended!"
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"Please come back."
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"We love our neighborhood. But sometimes..."
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"the last thing you wanna do after fighting traffic..."
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"and the only restaurant within walking distance is Shawarma City."
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"Two shawarma combo. Meat or chicken?"
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"- One meat, one chicken. - And can you make the chicken all white meat?"
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"- Number 32. Pay cashier. - That's not an answer."
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"Then, a miracle happened."
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"The hottest new restaurant in the city opened up two blocks away."
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"- Amelia's. - But there was a problem."
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"- They can take us at 5:15. - What are we, 80?"
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"- Or 10:45. - What are we, 20?"
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"Then, miracle number two."
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"Turns out one of the mothers at Lily's preschool is none other than Amelia herself."
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"So we arranged a playdate with her son Jackson..."
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"where we would, you know, charm Amelia."
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"Okay. The most important playdate ever."
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"So I'm really gonna need you to sparkle, sweetie."
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"Oh, I'm gonna sparkle like it's the Fourth of July."
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"- I was talking to Lily. - Hmm?"
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"They're impossible to buy for."
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"We think. We've never really tried."
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"Okay, ready?"
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"One, two, three."
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"- I'm sorry! - Nothing's happening!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Yeah. Our kids walked in on us."
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"We were, as they say, having sex."
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"Having sex... in front of our children."
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"- Well, they weren't there when we started. - No."
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"- In fact, you weren't even there when we started."
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"- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - It's okay."
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"- Maybe they didn't see anything. - Sweetie, they screamed."
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"They dropped a tray of dishes and they ran out of here like they were on fire."
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"You were on fire, lady."
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"Really? You're still going?"
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"Forgive me for thinking your zesty performance deserves some praise."
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"Phil, our children are downstairs right now, and they're probably traumatized."
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"Oh, come on. I'm sure it's not that bad."
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"I can still see it!"
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"- What were they doing? Nothing."
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"Whatever it was, it looked like Dad was winning."
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"- He has no idea what you're talking about. - Sex?"
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"I know what sex is, Alex."
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"It's when a man and a woman take off their underpants and then get into the bed."
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"- Stop talking!"
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"- Try Claire again. - I'm not getting a signal."
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"Relax. We'll get her."
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"Shorty told me about this restaurant in Vegas."
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"It's got a three-story wine tower right in the middle of it."
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"Guy who gets your wine flies around on a wire."
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"- Like the Peter Pan? - No."
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"Not like "the Peter Pan." This is a high-end place."
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"Oh, yeah, because all the finest restaurants in the world..."
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"have people flying around on wires."
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"You know, you used to go bananas when the Japanese guy flipped a shrimp onto your plate."
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"- Now look at you. - Try her again!"
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"Fine. And just so you know, it's not like Peter Pan."
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