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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Caught in the Act (S02E02)

"- We are horrible people. - I'm only following your lead."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, so close that you stepped on the back of my shoe."
Modern Family (2009)
"He can go into anaphylactic shock. I need to inject him right now."
Modern Family (2009)
"- He seems all right to me. - Maybe just get him some fresh air."
Modern Family (2009)
"Stop talking! He really hates this..."
Modern Family (2009)
"so I'm gonna need you to help me pin down his arms and his legs."
Modern Family (2009)
"- His arms! - Oh!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. All right, here we go. One. Two..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Wait! - Wait!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Jackson didn't drink the juice. - I stepped on Lily's bag. The juice box fell."
Modern Family (2009)
"We panicked because we heard you on the phone and we can't afford Joan Collins's rug!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We are so, so sorry."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, no. That's bad."
Modern Family (2009)
"Number 19!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, could we have some napkins please?"
Modern Family (2009)
"He knows your name!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm really sorry about what happened."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, we're not sorry about what happened."
Modern Family (2009)
"- We're sorry that you saw what happened. - Okay. They get that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's see. No one wants to see their parents..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Your sensuality... - Not dressed... Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Basically, it's two adults. - Adults."
Modern Family (2009)
"- It's like you're shaking hands... - Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"But you're not using your hands at all."
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't handle a big family talk about this."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're not gonna have a choice."
Modern Family (2009)
"When they start talking, just smile and nod and think about something else."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, it's easy. Just like at school."
Modern Family (2009)
"as you get older and explore your sexuality..."
Modern Family (2009)
"you will discover that as long as you are in a committed relationship..."
Modern Family (2009)
"with consenting adults, there's really nothing to be embarrassed about."
Modern Family (2009)
"And let's face it. Your mom can't keep her hands off me..."
Modern Family (2009)
"whenever the gun show comes to town."
Modern Family (2009)
"Humor makes difficult situations easier."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow. Really?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Totally. You talked to us on our level..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but without being condescending."
Modern Family (2009)
"- We did. - All right."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I guess we did. - Huh!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yay us!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- I think we really handled that well. - Me too."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You were excellent. - You were pretty good."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh! - Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"- This is such a weird day. - I know it."
Modern Family (2009)
"By the way, happy anniversary."
Modern Family (2009)
"It always is. Mmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Mom, can I get... Oh, my God! Enough!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hey. What's this? - Your anniversary present."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Aw! - That's very sweet."
Modern Family (2009)
"- My goodness. - What is it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"A door lock. How embarrassing."
Modern Family (2009)
"Thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"- We'll use it all the time. - Mmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"We thought the lock was a really good idea."
Modern Family (2009)
"But the problem is, it makes a noise."
Modern Family (2009)
"A loud noise."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's hard for me to look at Dad afterwards."
Modern Family (2009)
"# Hey, hey #"
Modern Family (2009)
"# Hey ##."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, she's a little too upset."
Modern Family (2009)
"- about sex and intimacy for the rest of their lives. - Honey. Honey."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sorry it had to come out like this."
Modern Family (2009)
"But maybe if you just let go a little..."
Modern Family (2009)
"maybe even taste my cupcakes..."
Modern Family (2009)
"We've just spent the last hour holed up in our room, trying to figure out what to say to them."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't get mad at her. Your wife's the one who just offered up her cupcakes."
Modern Family (2009)
"so they want to talk about everything."
Modern Family (2009)
"Whoa."
Modern Family (2009)
"Do us a favor. No pictures."
Modern Family (2009)
"Come here. Jackson's allergic to strawberries. His throat will close up."
Modern Family (2009)
"We could not feel any worse."
Modern Family (2009)
"# Hey, hey #"
Modern Family (2009)
"Did you hear that? When we know what to say, we're in."
Modern Family (2009)