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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Caught in the Act (S02E02)

"I mean, nobody wears tights or anything."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, if they're not wearing anything, I don't want them flying over my food."
Modern Family (2009)
"- - Hello?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil, it's me. Can I talk to Claire?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah. One second, Jay."
Modern Family (2009)
"- It's your dad. - No, no. Can't. Uh-uh."
Modern Family (2009)
"She doesn't want to talk right now."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Ay, no. - Why not?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil, put her on."
Modern Family (2009)
"- He says he wants you... - Hang up the phone."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'm sorry, Jay. She says I have to go."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, she's my daughter and everything..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, we tried. Vegas, here we come."
Modern Family (2009)
"Turn around the car."
Modern Family (2009)
"Only 'cause I want to."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is a beautiful home. I love the throwback to the '60s."
Modern Family (2009)
"Although if this was the '60s, we'd be a couple of "confirmed bachelors"..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and Lily would be a Yorkie."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Come on. - Oh, you are funny."
Modern Family (2009)
"I really like you guys."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Single mom, hectic work schedule... - Now, what do you do, Amelia?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I own a few restaurants."
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"- Oh. - I just opened one nearby."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my gosh. Are you that Amelia?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Oh, my gosh!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We can never seem to get a reservation."
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"- Can't get in. - Can't."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, that's no problem. The next time you call, just tell them..."
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"- Oop. One second."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'm sorry. Tell them what? - Hello?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Did you show it to him? And what did he say?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. Hold on a second. I'm-I'm gonna switch phones."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Excuse me just a minute. - Yeah, you said to tell them something."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, this is very exciting. I've never had an in at a restaurant before."
Modern Family (2009)
"They'll probably greet us at the door by our names, show us to our favorite table."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let us play fast and loose with the menu..."
Modern Family (2009)
"order lunch things for dinner, dinner things for lunch."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's fine. It's fine. It's fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"Cameron, stop moving!"
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"Are you there? Put him on the phone."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's the baby monitor. Should we turn it off?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Who am I speaking to? Well, Mr. Campbell..."
Modern Family (2009)
"you need to replace the extremely expensive countertop..."
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"that one of your incompetent workers clearly ruined..."
Modern Family (2009)
"when he was supposed to be fixing the refrigerator."
Modern Family (2009)
"See? Okay. This is why she's so successful. She's tough but calm."
Modern Family (2009)
"Because I'm not an idiot!"
Modern Family (2009)
"As is evidenced by my law degree..."
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"which I will happily dust off and use to crush you in court if you don't fix it..."
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"replace it or send me a check in the next 72 hours."
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"You know what? Stay right there."
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"- Don't move. -"
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"- Act like you weren't listening. - What does that look like?"
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"I'm so sorry. I have to run down to the restaurant for a minute."
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"I really feel terrible asking, but would you guys mind?"
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"- It's not a problem. We'll watch the kids. Oh, yes."
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"You go take care of that fabulous restaurant of yours that we cannot wait to try."
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"And when we do call, Amelia, you said..."
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"Jackson, Mommy will be right back, okay? Thanks you guys so much."
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"I owe you big-time. Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Did you hear that? - She owes us big-time."
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"You know, she also has that restaurant in Las Vegas..."
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"where the sommeliers fly around on wires."
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"Oh, my gosh. Lily, thank you for being such a trouper with Mr. Personality over there."
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"I'm gonna get you a treat."
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"Oh. A juice box broke in here. It's all wet inside."
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"Will you stop gasping? It's just a diaper..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. We need a game plan."
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"'cause that is the only way I'm gonna hold it together..."
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"when my babies are looking at me with judgment and disgust."
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"First of all, that's how they always look at us."
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"Oh, Phil."
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"Secondly, this isn't as traumatic as you think."
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"Honey, I walked in on my parents having sex once."
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"It was... oh, awful. I can't even get the image out of my mind."
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire, we're not your parents. We're in much better shape."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. You wanna know the worst thing?"
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"They didn't even talk about it. They just let it hang there."
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"I'm not gonna do that to our kids."
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil, this... this is a defining moment for us as parents."
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"- Oh, God. - This is only a big deal if we make it a big deal."
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"We set the tone here. So let's just play it cool."
Modern Family (2009)
"Act like it was a big, funny mix-up. Crack a few jokes, lighten the mood."
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"- Jokes? - Yeah."
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"- What kind of jokes? - Well, this is..."
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"I'm just spitballing here, but..."
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"What if I was all, "Knock, knock.""
Modern Family (2009)
"And they were, like, "Who's there?" And I was all..."
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"That's why we knocked.""
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"Why are they still up there?"
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"Yeah. How long does sex take?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Did you guys notice that Dad had the same look on his face as when he smells a new car?"
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"I need to leave. I need to go to camp."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is gonna be so weird when they come down."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's just go. Okay? Come on."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Wait. But I'm hungry. - We'll get breakfast."
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"- Let's go! Come on! - Where are you going?"
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"- Anywhere. - Where is your mother?"
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"- I need to talk to her. - I don't think it's a good time right now."
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"She won't come out of her room."
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"- She's really upset, isn't she? - Big-time."
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"- How'd you know? - We called."
Modern Family (2009)
"Tell me exactly what she said."
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"I don't know. There was just a lot of screaming."
Modern Family (2009)
"Where was your father when all this was going on?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh. He was right behind her."
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"It's not coming out! It's not coming out!"
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"Blot! Don't rub, blot!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We are beyond blotting and rubbing."
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"- We've moved on to sweating and crying. - Okay. Let's not panic."
Modern Family (2009)
"We'll tell Amelia what happened, and then we'll pay to have it cleaned."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What if it can't be cleaned, Mitchell? - Okay, okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Then we'll pay for a new rug."
Modern Family (2009)
"Are you insane?"
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"This is a limited edition alpaca handmade Stark rug."
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"I saw it in Architectural Digest. It costs $50,000."
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"Oh, no. It was in... oh, what's-her-name's house."
Modern Family (2009)
"Um, from Prizzi's Honor."
Modern Family (2009)
"From, uh... Oh, she was in Addams Family."
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"Oh, my God. $50,000?"
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