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Clips from The Simpsons - Better Off Ned (S31E31)

"(grunting)"
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"Ugh, there's a bee in my beak!"
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"Okay, taking a break. Ow!"
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"-God! -Uh..."
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"How about a little show-and-tell?"
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"I'll go first!"
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"-(students gasp) -Don't worry."
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"It is a live grenade, but it won't go off"
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"as long as you don't pull the pin out."
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"(gasps) Ay, caramba!"
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"(groans)"
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"Climb in my ass hatch, son."
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"(gasps)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"You monster. You had me finally believing"
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"You have no idea how far up in there I went."
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"(siren wails)"
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"Oh, well, actually, I was just having a sleepover"
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"you promised you'd never show up at school drunk again."
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"hanging out with lowlifes and bums."
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"Hey, Gary."
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"Payday!"
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"Nelson, I'm gonna go take a nap in your locker."
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"Freedom!"
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"(snoring)"
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"Son, you forced this man to jump on the grenade"
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"seconds before I was going to."
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"Well, Simpson, thanks to you,"
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"now no one can bring grenades to school."
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"Please don't expel him."
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"Bart Simpson, I hereby declare you..."
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"Wait. I've lived next to this boy for years."
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"There's good in him. Let me work with him after school."
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"I'll improve him with the three P's:"
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"persistence, prayer and persistent prayer."
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"We're in a public school, for God's sake!"
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"The Supreme Court asserts that...""
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"Superintendent, you are about to be on the business end"
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"of a prayer chain."
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"My love of prayer is reflected in my chest hair."
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"(chuckles): I appear to be in the wrong group chat."
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""...and the judgment of the Court of Appeals of New York"
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"is reversed, and the cause of...""
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"Sir, we're up to 205 verified pray-ers."
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"Do you really want me to give them your office number?"
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"Hmm? Hmm?"
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"We won't expel Bart."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"If you supervise this boy, keeping him away"
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"from the baleful presence of his father."
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"Woo-hoo! Win-win!"
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"Bon après-midi, Bart."
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"While you get some special help,"
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"Vous êtes un imbécile."
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"Profitez de votre journée avec le Flanders!"
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"Ah, nous allons faire un pique-nique."
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"(groans): Oh! Shut up. Shut up!"
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"Vous ne parlez pas français?"
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"(laughing with French accent)"
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"(Flanders humming)"
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"Isn't it great, son?"
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"Washing dishes can be both a chore and a meditation."
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"I do feel kind of at peace."
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"Uh-oh. Cut myself."
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"(gasps) Oh, my God, oh, my God!"
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"(laughs)"
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"What did you say?"
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"(chuckles) What I meant to say was,"
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"Fishing?"
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"When I didn't take a Ritalin?"
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"-You monster. -Hush."
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"If you don't catch something, we don't eat tonight."
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"Stupid fishing."
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"Stupid peace and quiet."
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"Thinks it has so many colors."
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"So beautiful and bright and golden and... (mutters)"
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"Mind your line, Bart. You got a nibble."
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"I murdered a fish. Me, by myself."
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"Don't get cocky, son."
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"You've still got to clean it and eat it."
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"First things first, we got to start a fire."
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"Uh, with what?"
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"Your turn."
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"Oh, my hands hurt."
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"There are child labor laws, you know."
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"This is the most idiotic..."
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"(echoing): Ay, caramba!"
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"Ay, caramba...!"
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"(slurps, sighs)"
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"-How do you feel? -Great. But why?"
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"Well, it's called "accomplishment," son--"
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"something you've earned yourself"
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"Left-handed handshake."
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"And now that you're on your way,"
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"¶ Amazing grace ¶"
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"¶ How sweet the sound... ¶"
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"Our little boy could never sing like that before."
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"Mm. Remarkable."
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"I thought the only way to turn Bart into a little angel"
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"Ah, you must be so proud."
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"You really turned that boy around."
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"(chuckles): Oh. Well..."
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"Congratulations,"
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"Yeah. Way to go there, Flanders."
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"You the man, Ned."
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"Hey, you can't give him all the credit."
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"(doorbell rings)"
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"(groans loudly)"
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"Uh, listen, stupid Flanders, I just want to say thank you,"
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"and if there's anything I can do for you..."
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"(groans): Oh, here we go."
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"Thank you, Flanders."
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"Was that so hard?"
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"Bah?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I wanted to see it for myself."
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"Bup-up-up-up!"
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"Uh, let's see."
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"Four and two-thirds plus five-sixths equals,"
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"And, uh..."
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