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Clips from The Simpsons - Go Big or Go Homer (S31E31)

"He's fat."
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"They'll come around again."
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"They always do."
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"I-I got your coffee just the way you like it."
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"Oh, my God, are you busting my bricks?"
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"I-Is this real?"
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"7G, where Olympus fears to tread."
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"He sure does."
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"Please, drown my in my attic with what you know."
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"I thought you might say that."
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"So I've prepared inspirational posters."
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"I feel like Amar'e Stoudemire"
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"when he first set foot in Jerusalem."
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"(chuckling)"
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"W-What else you got?"
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"-Uh, let's see... -Uh-huh."
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"-Don't forget about the, uh... -Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah."
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"-Oh, uh, and, of course, -Gold."
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"-you got to, you just got to. -Gold. Okay."
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"-Because if you don't... -Soakin' it in. Gold."
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"-Well, oh. -Soakin' it in."
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"-Well, they don't have that anymore. -I can remember this."
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"-And you see these? -Yeah."
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"-I'm gonna tell you that later. -Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah."
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"I can't believe this."
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"I-I'm only 35 and I am sitting at the feet"
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"of the atomic Baba Booey."
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"Mm. You're 35?"
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"Then why do you have a job of a 20-year-old"
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"Here's how it is."
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"So, my buddy 'Nesto and me"
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"were cleaning gutters for cash,"
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"and lands on a doghouse. Stupid 'Nesto."
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"something "closer to the ground.""
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"So I thought, "Why not follow my hero"
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"told them I was part Native American--"
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"I could be, I always liked those guys--"
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"and boom! I'm an intern."
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"Three short years later, got myself a mentor."
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"Wow. My posters really worked."
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"(distorted laughter)"
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"BURNS: Happy birthday, Lenny."
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"why don't you come over to my house for dinner?"
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"to the way you act around me."
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"Okay. I-I could do that."
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"I could make that happen."
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"Hey, Lenny, you duck-faced psycho,"
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"guess who's going to Homer Simpson's house"
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"for a meal? Me."
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"Don't worry, you're gonna love this kid."
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"Kid? He looks 40-plus."
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"Oh, Homer, she is a beaut."
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"Mr. Plow, indeed."
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"Hello. I'm Marge."
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"And this is Patrick Ewing Wegman."
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"It's a girl. You can't name her Patrick."
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"She's Patrick."
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"Look at this spread."
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"I-I was expecting, like, a-a party sub,"
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"but hot carrots? Who thinks of that?"
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"Slow it, you'll burn your mouth again."
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"All right, all right, I'm gonna blow on 'em."
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"Thank you for having us."
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"Mike admires your husband so much."
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"Do you hear that? "So much"!"
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"They don't admire me any much."
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"(chuckles)"
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"(chuckles): Don't worry, honey."
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"I wasn't worried."
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"So, Mrs. Wegman, how did you two meet?"
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"Oh, well, you're gonna love this story."
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"It's so romantic. Tell her, honey."
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"He was a waiter at my wedding."
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"She was so beautiful, like one of those girls"
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"you see leaving Vinny's bedroom on Entourage"
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"(Mike laughs)"
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"What exactly is my dad teaching you?"
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"How to eat doughnuts while napping?"
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"It's okay, Mike. I don't sweat it."
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"-(laughs) -(groans angrily)"
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"No one disrespects Homer Simpsons!"
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"Especially not an ugly little punk like you."
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"Your head looks like a rejected Muppet."
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"Two golf balls glued to a can of oats."
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"Ha-ha-ha! Ugly! Ha!"
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"(laughing uncontrollably)"
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"Muppet... (continues laughing)"
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"Potato clock!"
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"I'm just bustin' your clangers, kid."
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"All right, it's okay."
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"I want you out!"
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"MAUREEN: DraftKings!"
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"How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?"
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"Once would be nice."
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"That guy's a lunatic."
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"He's not crazy."
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"He's the only one that respects me!"
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"The kids and I respect you."
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"All you guys ever did was love me."
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"But look me in the eyes and tell me you respect me,"
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"as a nuclear guy."
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"(laughs nervously)"
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"I just liked the feeling"
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"that one person thinks I'm good at something."
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"But if you really want to help this guy,"
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"help him grow up."
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"(bird caws)"
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"Bucknell's got no rim protection."
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"They're garbage. Just cover the spread."
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"(groans)"
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"if you weren't a 35-year-old unpaid intern"
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"Ah, man, you are mentoring me hard right now."
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"I won't."
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"-Slices. -Uh-huh."
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"But it's always been under the heat lamp all dried out."
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"Damn heat lamp."
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"Right. So why not make the pizza one slice at a time,"
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"(gasps) That's genius!"
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"Mike! You know what you should call your slices?"
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"I'm Mike!"
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