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Clips from The Simpsons - Go Big or Go Homer (S31E31)

"¶ We're coming to the edge ¶"
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"¶ Running on the water ¶"
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"-¶ Let the river run ¶ -¶ Let the river run ¶"
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"Shh!"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Oh, boy, Lenny is gonna be so surprised."
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"And I got the perfect card."
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"CARL: Uh-huh!"
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"Having chipped in, you may now sign."
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"Nice work."
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"No "best wishes," I like the restraint."
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"Yeah, I thought about "regards," but Lenny knows how I feel."
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"Lenny's gonna be here any minute. Shh."
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"(chuckles excitedly)"
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"-(all groaning) -I thought this was my blood transfusion room,"
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"It's a surprise party for Lenny, sir."
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"Everybody chipped in five bucks for a card and a cake"
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"-(all gasping) -What? Damn!"
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"Well, in that case, I suppose I should sign, too."
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"Mm. Hmm."
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"(humming)"
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"Ah, Lenny, happy birthday."
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"(all groan)"
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"(groans angrily)"
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"This is the greatest birthday ever!"
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"And best of all, Mr. Burns signed my card."
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"To everyone who chipped in."
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"(distorting): Chipped in."
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"What kind of person signs a birthday card"
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"-It's the code of the card. -How big did he sign?"
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"Eddie Bauer big."
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"(gasps)"
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"Homie, just let it go."
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"Don't let a signature drive you crazy."
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"You're right, honey."
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"I'll let it go."
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"No. No!"
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"(gasping)"
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"Homie, what is it?"
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"I had the most horrible nightmare"
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"where I listened to your advice."
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"HOMER: Okay, okay."
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"Okay, Homer, you can do this."
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"You can make things right."
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"(grunting)"
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"(imitates guitar)"
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"Mr. Burns, everyone who signed"
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"that birthday card chipped in except for you."
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"You owe five dollars."
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"over this little misunderstanding."
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"Here, have a cricket on a thread for good luck."
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"(chirps)"
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"You monster..."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"on a round-the-clock regimen of skin thickeners."
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"The side effect of that medication"
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"is bouts of uncontrollable decency."
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"And you exploited that."
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"I'm demoting you to the worst job in this place:"
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"supervising the nuclear plant interns."
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"(groans nervously)"
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"(chirps)"
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"Listen up, millenniums. I'm Homer Simpson,"
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"and swiping right on your Uber Venmos."
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"to simulate the effects of high-demand energy draws."
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"Contamination versus irradiation--"
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"your thoughts?"
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"Address rate of reaction."
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"Uh..."
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"Der... Uh... Der-der..."
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"Der..."
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"This guy is denser than osmium-188."
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"(interns laugh)"
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"Are my ears hearing this?"
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"Are you seriously busting the clangers"
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"of Homer J. Simpsons?"
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"You're looking at the Michael Jordan"
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"You're sticking up for me?"
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"Who are you?"
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"Mike Wegman, nuclear intern."
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"And your number one fan."
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"Yeah, well, your hero has a Pop-Tart"
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"in his cell phone holster."
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"-(laughter) -(groans)"
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"Not you, Ricky, with your standing desk."
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"It's not a workout; it's been disproven."
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"And, Benjamin, no one ever got trampled"
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"at a Michael Bublé concert."
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"Drop the friggin' lawsuit, you're clogging up the system."
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"All right, all right. Sorry, Mr. Simpson."
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"Looking forward to learning from you, Mr. Simpson."
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"People at work usually yell at me, not for me."
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"(laughs) So modest. What a dynamo."
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"you are at the heart of the action."
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"Number six is why all those horses went bald."
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"Yeah. Well, I-I-I've been looking up to you for so long"
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"from the cheap seats, and now we're finally face-to-face,"
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"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I got to ask,"
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"w-will you be my coach? My sensei?"
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"Homer J. Simpsons, will you be my mentor?"
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"(gasps)"
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"If you accept, let me know"
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"by taking this half a PowerBar."
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"I rolled up the wrapper really good so there's no pocket lint."
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"Mike Wegmans, I will be your mentor."
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"Okay, which of these ties is better"
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"for my first day as a mentor?"
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"Purple stripes or this one?"
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"I like it on you, he'll like it on me."
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"Dad, it's not often that you--"
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"how do I put this?--"
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"Well, now that I'm a mentor, everything's changed."
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"is dependent on me to guide them through life."
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"(Bart and Lisa groaning)"
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"This guy I'm menting is so cool."
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"He's been blocked by so many celebrities on Twitter."
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"at the entire nuclear plant."
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"Oh, I get it."
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"Mock all you want."
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"I finally have someone at work who admires me."
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