Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Hey, Barney, check out what I got Lily for her shower."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"It's kind of racy. Think you can handle it?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Uh, I've been in a ten-way. So, yeah."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You weren't kidding! You know when you should give that to her?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"1850."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Robin, it's her bridal shower!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"All her friends are gonna be there, they're going to be drinking."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You need to get her something daring, something outrageous."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Well, what do you think I should get her?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"how to put this delicately?--"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"and a battery-powered, adult-recreational..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Well, it was something inappropriate. And we're back in."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Robin!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I'm so glad you're here."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Come in, I want you to meet everybody."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, lovely to meet you, dear."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"They put this whole party together."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"It's different from what I expected, but lovely."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Lovely."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And oh, look, there are little kids here!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, honey. I'm so glad to finally meet you."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Me too. I, I've heard so much about you."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Can I guess what it is? Is it a, a, a mini food processor?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- No. - No? Oh."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Black."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Well, I guess I'm just going to have to wait and see!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- Oh, great. - Robin..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- this is my Cousin Margaret. - Oh, finally, someone our own age!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Well, I'm not officially confirmed as a nun until next month"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"and I don't want to tick off the Big Guy, so let's stick with "Cousin" for now."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"God's watching. Excellent!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Man, they spent a lot of money on this porno."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Whoa-- Morgan Freeman? Man, that guy's in everything."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"No, leave it in, it's a good movie."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- But, dude, there's no sex in it. - Yeah, just like marriage. Huh? Right?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, oh, hey, check this out! Don't ask how,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"hand-rolled, highly illegal Cubans."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Marriage is like jail! Right, fellas?!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"But we're not lighting these babies up, till we get to the A.C."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"A.C.?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"We're not going to Atlantic City."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Just a second, Brad."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- Hi. - Hi."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"But I've got an ipperstray waiting in tlanticaay itycay."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Well, we've got five third row seats to the Popinski-Salazar rematch."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"and I reserved a private room for us at Connelly's,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"where the five of us are going to be sharing a 102-ounce steak"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"from a cow that I picked out on the Internet."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Sorry, Barney. It was an honest mistake."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"This is going to be great!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Meat, violence, throwing money down the toilet."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"America-- one; every other country-- zero."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- Thanks, guys. - Yeah."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- You okay, Barney? - What can I say, Ted? You won."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Hi."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You one... sad, pathetic loser."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Boys, say hello to Treasure."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Hi, Treasure."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- I can't believe that you did this. - I had to."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- I'm your best man. - Ted's my best man."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You've yet to make a decision and that's fine."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"But as your best-man-to-be, it's my job to make sure at your bachelor party"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"you see a woman take her clothes off while dancing to Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again.""
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"All right, fine, but... let's make it fast, all right."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"It's a bit more complicated than that."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I need two grounded sockets, a large sterile pot filled with hot water"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"and you all need to sign these releases."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"An egg beater! Aw, thank you, Aunt Sylvia!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I love that it's cordless."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Well, at least I got that part right."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Lily?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I need you to look at me right now and read my mind."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- Oh, my God! You're hearing me! - Yeah!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Sorry this party's so boring. What's up?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Do not open my gift. See what I'm doing here?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I'm looking over at the gift, then back at you,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"and I'm shaking my head, "no.""
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- Are you getting that? - I totally got it."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Here you go."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Lily said it was your time of the month."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You're welcome."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"What are you doing?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, don't worry, I'll keep an eye on it."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Great. You do that."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You're gonna make a damn good nun."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"As many times as Robin told this story over the years,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Is this a strip show or a Kiss concert?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Please turn off your cell phones, pagers and sense of shame."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"All right, boys. Lie back, get comfortable, and enjoy the show."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- So, let's skip ahead a little. - Ow!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"No, I am not all right, you idiot. My ankle is broken!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- Take me to the hospital! - Um, actually, we have tickets."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You know what? Thanks a lot, Barney."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"She told you at the beginning of the show"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"not to use the smoke machine when she's on the hippity hop."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Now I'm going to have to spend the rest of my bachelor party in a hospital."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Well, hey, maybe we'll get to see her X-rays."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"The ultimate strip show."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- X-rays. More like triple X-rays. - Just stop."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Which exit is the hospital?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Barney, please calm down."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Maybe we should just take her to the desert,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"bury her and wash our hands of this whole thing!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I would help him bury a hooker in the desert."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- I'm not a hooker. - And you're not my best man."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You've ruined my bachelor party."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I don't know why you wouldn't just listen to me when I said I didn't want this."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Well, the fight started ten minutes ago. Maybe-maybe we should listen."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, Doctor, what a fight!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Anyone lucky enough to be in the arena tonight"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"just witnessed boxing history in the making!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Thank you so much, Margaret. I can't believe you carved that crucifix yourself."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"So talented."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- Grandma Lois. - Oh. No, wait, darling."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Before you open this, I-I want to say a few words."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Okay, something you need to know."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And we're back in."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Honey, this handy little device has been in our family for generations."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I used it, your great grandmother used it."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Of course, back then, they were made out of wood."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
Show more clips