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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"- Would you pass the wine, please? - No."
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"Hey, Marshall,"
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"while we're here, you may as well go down to the morgue and"
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"Can I get an amen?"
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"- Is everything all right at home, Stuart? - No."
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"It's broken."
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"Oh, damn it, this is bad. I really can't lose this job."
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"My daughters are about to start school, and my fiancé, well..."
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"I think about leaving him, but..."
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"I don't want my girls growing up without a dad like I did."
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"I don't want them to know what that's like."
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"Her ankle's broken."
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"I know for a fact that the second half of her act"
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"takes place largely in a seated or supine position."
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"Oh, that's true."
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"Treasure, please, don't worry about the show."
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"What does that mean?"
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"No. We just mean, uh, you're off the hook."
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"You don't have to do it."
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"Look, I don't need your pity."
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"All I want to do is give you a great show because you're getting married!"
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"Is that so much to ask? Is that such a major inconvenience?!"
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"Oh, that is wrong."
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"Oh, that's just so wrong."
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"Well, the doctor did say for her to keep it elevated."
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"When I was a girl, my mother taught me and my sister to use it."
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"It was so exciting. The whole family would gather around to watch."
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"And when I was a new bride, this is what kept me buzy"
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"all those long nights when your grandfather was in Korea."
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"And speaking of your grandfather,"
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"though I don't think he'd care to admit this to any of his army buddies, but..."
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"he'd have a go at it every once in a while."
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"Oh, open it up, sweetie."
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"Grandma, um..."
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"Wow."
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"Well, take it out, honey. I want to show you how to use it."
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"Okay, no, no! Don't take it out."
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"Lily, that's not your grandma's gift. It's mine."
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"I panicked, and I switched the cards because I was embarrassed."
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"Well, what is it?"
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"It's just like the one Miranda gave to Charlotte on Sex and the City."
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"Oh, I love that show. I always watch it on TBS."
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"Oh, you would. You're such a Samantha!"
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"Oh, I'm a Carrie! You're a Samantha!"
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"She did some disgusting stuff. Really sticks with you."
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"Me, too."
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"I mean, like, forever."
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"Me, too."
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"Hey, let's go around the table and say what our favorite part was."
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"Mine was that thing with the typewriter."
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"I mean, she made some spelling mistakes, but still."
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"It's a non-smoking room!" And I was all, "Hell, no, this is a Cuban!""
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"Of course, eventually, I did put it out."
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"Did I put it out?"
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"I put it out."
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"I put it out."
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"but definitely big enough to get us kicked out,"
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"and bring Marshall's bachelor party to an early end."
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"It is."
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"Hey, guys."
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"How was the fight?"
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"Hey, what are you guys doing here? What happened to the bachelor party?"
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"We missed the fight, dinner was ruined,"
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"we spent half the night in the hospital, and got kicked out of the hotel."
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"- What do you think happened? - Barney. Barney."
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"You know what a best man does, Barney? He does what the groom wants."
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"But all you ever think about is what you want, what's best for you."
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"Best man?"
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"I'm not even sure I'm inviting you to the wedding at this point."
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"Why should I invite you? You don't even want us to get married."
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"That's not true."
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"Lily, don't."
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"What?"
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"I'm sorry, Barney."
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"It happened last summer when we were broken up."
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"Hey, what are you guys talking about?"
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"- Lily. - Ah, I got to go."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Barney, what are you doing here?"
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"I can't believe it's really you. Come in, have a seat."
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"Do you want some tea? I know the apartment's small,"
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"but I don't need much space. Let me show you some of my paintings."
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"I think it's some of my best work ever. Just stop it."
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"Lily, you have to come home. You and Marshall belong together."
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"The two of you"
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"have something that most people search their whole lives for and never find."
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"I know you love him, and if you knew what he was going through right now,"
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"you wouldn't be here for one more second."
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"I bought you a ticket home."
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"Marshall is one of the best people I know,"
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"and you'll lose him forever."
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"I can't stand the thought of that happening,"
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"and I cannot keep stealing chicks from him forever."
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"Never, ever tell anyone I was here. I will deny it tooth and nail."
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"This trip never happened."
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"Hey, if you had three hours to kill before your flight, what would you do--"
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"Alcatraz or Fisherman's Wharf?"
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"You really did that?"
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"Marshall, I think Barney's your best man."
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"Yeah."
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"- Really? - Really."
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"Real..."
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"You guys are co-best men."
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"Right. Yes, we're both best man."
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"Of course."
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"I can't believe you got me this."
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"Oh, I only did it as a joke. I can return it for you you want."
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"Oh, no, it's okay. You don't have to go all the way back down there."
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"- I'll, I'll just throw it away. - Well, I mean,"
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"if you were going to throw it away, maybe I'll take it"
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"in case I get invited to another wedding shower."
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"- It's a great gag gift. - Yeah, it's really funny."
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"You know who would get a kick out of it?"
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"Marshall."
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"So, so maybe I'll just hold on to it."
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"I would be embarrassed if Marshall found out that I bought it for you,"
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"- so I'd better just take it. - Robin, leave it."
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"Where you are or aren't allowed to touch or be touched?"
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"Show me on Ted."
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"herself and really, the entire human race."
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"- but he really doesn't want strippers. - Yes, he does."
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