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Clips from All in the Family - Archie's Aching Back (S01E01)

"Vincent."
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"Why don't you clean your fingernails ?"
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"♪ [ Continues ]"
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"Well, I can't eat no more of this. What's the matter, daddy ?"
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"Peg bracken says it spoils the flavor."
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"Oh, now we hear from the Polish corner."
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"Poland, the land that gave us such rare and delicate dishes as--"
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"I'm sick and tired of your Polish jokes."
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"and he always says the same thing."
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"She plows into the back of my cab,"
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"then she opens up her yap as though it was me that hit her."
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"Well, what's done is done. One, two,"
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"I told munson I'd get him an estimate on his cab... Three, four, five, six,"
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"them thieves at the body shop. 11, 12,"
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"Hiya, Lionel. You want some rice puddin' ?"
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"Where'd he get the money to open up a cleanin' store ? From the accident."
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"And that's 200 better than the week before."
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"You know, where the article was finished and they still had some space."
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"I don't wanna hear about the articles !"
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"I don't read the articles. Just the bottom of the pages."
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"How could you be dying ? You ain't seen a doctor yet."
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"We could call Helen gurney's brother Peter."
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"There's, like, ten pages of lawyers here."
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"All right, let's see."
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"Okay, uh, "Evans and monahan. Franklin and Powell."
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"what was the third name ?"
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"he's makin' out like I don't like the hebes."
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"He'll be here any minute. You want people to think you live in a pig's eye ?"
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"These people have a way of seein' right through ya, so remember: Class."
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"Oh, cut that out."
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"That's Whitney fitzroy the fourth."
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""I-v" is the Roman numeral four. Oh, I see."
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"Mr. fitzroy of rabinowitz, rabinowitz and rabinowitz ?"
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"Are you, uh, comfortable, Mr. bunker ?"
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"I meant, are you comfortable in your chair ?"
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"This may take a wee while."
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"Yeah, you can say that again."
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"and, well, the office has had clients out this way before."
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"We thought that you'd be, um, you know, more comfortable with... one of your own."
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"I am, well, you might say the token gentile."
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"The house goy !"
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"Will you stifle yourself."
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"Stifle yourself !"
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"The "I am the token gentile" bit."
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"- And the house goy. - Oh. He didn't say that too."
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"He certainly did. [ Doorbell rings ]"
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"That's Clarence v. Marshall, ma'am."
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"I thought it was a Roman number. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Yes."
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"Well, uh..."
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"A station wagon filled with nuns."
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"A station wagon filled with nuns."
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"Yes, uh, "sister Maria yolanda,"
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"all right, all right, all right !"
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"Last week's cleaning all ready. Gee, thanks."
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"[ Announcer ] From television city in Hollywood."
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"♪ Boy, the way Glenn Miller played ♪"
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"♪ songs that made the hit parade ♪"
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"♪ guys like us we had it made ♪"
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"[ together ] ♪ those were the days ♪"
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"♪ and you knew where you were then ♪"
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"[ Archie, Edith ] ♪ mister, we could use a man ♪"
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"♪ like Herbert hoover again ♪"
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"[ Archie ] ♪ didn't need no welfare state ♪"
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"[ Edith ] ♪ everybody pulled his weight ♪"
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"[ Archie, Edith ] ♪ gee, our old lasalle ran great ♪"
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"♪ those were the days ♪"
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"care for an olive ? Uh-huh."
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"Mmm. Beats eating 'em out of jars."
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"I used to have an Uncle who'd put an olive on every finger of his hand."
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"Know what they used to call him ? Uh-uh."
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"Why'd they call him Vincent ? That was his name."
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"Then why'd you tell me the thing about the--"
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"Michael !"
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"What do you think they're gonna call him ? Olive fingers ?"
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"[ Moans ]"
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"I'm starving. What time's himself comin' home ?"
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"I'm not sure."
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"You know he moonlights with Mr. munson's taxicab on Saturdays."
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"Hey, mom, when's daddy coming home ?"
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"Well, in his own words, when he's g-d ready."
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"Myself, something tells me any second now."
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"Isn't that sweet, Michael ? She feels it in her heart."
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"No, I hear it at the door."
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"[ Gloria ] Hiya, daddy. [ Mike ] Hi, arch."
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"What's the matter with you ? Nothin'."
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"No hello ? Even they said hello."
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"They said "hi." But you said nothin'."
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"I was gonna say good evening. Oh, skip it, will ya. Skip it."
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"I've learned to expect nothin' but aggravation from you anyhow."
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"Um, it's almost 7:00, daddy. You're late."
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"He's always late, except after coffee in the morning."
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"Six minutes later, to the second, watch out."
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"And God forbid I'm in there shaving."
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"The workin's of nature won't wait for no deadbeat who takes all morning to shave."
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"Remember that."
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"I'm not knockin' it. I think you're a marvel."
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"I can even set my watch by how long it takes you to belch after a bicarb."
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"Twenty-two seconds, exactly."
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"They'd have counted you out already if you'd been in the accident I was just in."
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"Archie, an accident ? Daddy, are you all right ?"
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"Well, there was this pushy dame. You know the kind-- a yenta."
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"Plows into the back of my cab."
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"And I mean plowed. Wham !"
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"Them people are always in a hurry, trying to get to a sale or somethin' to save four cents."
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"What a tribe."
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"Come on, mom. I'll help you with dinner."
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"I'm glad you weren't hurt. What do you mean, "what a tribe" ?"
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"Irrelevant. Whatever."
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"Germane. Aw, listen, Emily post."
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"If you correct me one more time-- okay, okay."
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"But you didn't mean to call me Emily post. Oh, jeez."
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"She's an expert on table manners, wedding invitations, things like that."
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"It's the wrong image, arch."
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"'Cause I was correcting you on words. You see the difference there ?"
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"You are defective."
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"There's no doubt about it."
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"You got a fuse blown in your head..."
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"Somewhere between the brain and the nervous system."
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"There ain't a store in the country that wouldn't take you back."
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