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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"From her bed to the front door. Bam! Out of there. Next!"
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"And then you slowly wade in."
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"I got left at the altar a month ago."
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"I haven't been able to even look at another woman."
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"- What are you doing, Mitch? - You must be the roommate."
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"Excuse me a minute."
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"MITCH: You make an excuse to go up to the girl's apartment."
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"You know what, I'm gonna grab this."
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"- Okay. - Hello?"
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"- Ted, look at me. - I'd rather not, Mitch."
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"And, let's be honest, a little pity. It's shock and..."
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"BARNEY: Go, go!"
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"This is like the forward pass in football. The slam dunk in basketball."
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"and cut right above it. It's a total game-changer!"
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"Barney, this guy slept with Robin, who you claim to be in love with."
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"All these years, I have been busting my hump,"
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"- Whoa! - Whoa!"
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"Excuse me?"
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"and just finished reading The Notebook"
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"You're the one who said,"
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"We all know college roommate means you, slut!"
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"The only weird thing I ever did to you was open up my heart and soul,"
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"- The one? Mitch? The Naked Man? - You mean the naked genius."
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"I am doing The Naked Man tonight."
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"- Ted, so are you. - What?"
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"I got my hair cut three times, I'm a nervous wreck."
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"Well, I really like that girl,"
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"I really like that girl."
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"Robin. Do you want to grab some dinner tonight?"
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"Ted, I'm doing it. I'm doing The Naked Man!"
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"That's great! What made you change your mind?"
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"Oh, my God, Ted, you are so funny."
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"And then his cane missed the top step,"
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"and he was falling for, I swear, like, two minutes."
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"- I just decided to go for it. - Awesome."
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"How about the "Oops, I didn't see you there"?"
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"What about the Heisman?"
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"What? Yes, I do."
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"Say what you will, at least The Naked Man is honest."
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"(CHUCKLES) Oh. Yeah, that book's a turd."
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"You know who writes good poems? Jewel."
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"So, she has stuff to write about..."
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"Ta-da!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Okay."
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"- I love you. - That's 50."
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"Oh! We should see how Barney did."
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"He separated his shoulder!"
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"of my failed almost-marriage and get back into the game."
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"He is all these things, and none of them, for he is The Naked Man."
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"Half the length of the relationship."
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"One week for every month you were together."
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"Exactly 10,000 drinks. However long that takes."
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"You can't measure something like this in time."
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"There's a series of steps."
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"OLDER TED: But I think you start to recover the moment you meet that person"
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"who gets you back in the game."
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"This is the story of how I met that person."
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"Now, kids, if you want to go swimming, you don't just dive in."
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"First, you dip your toe in the water."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"You check the temperature. See how it feels."
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"- I'm Ted. - Vicky."
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"Or, you know, cannonball."
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"It was a complete disaster, and ever since then,"
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"Except for the old lady on the subway who breakdances for nickels."
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"I don't look at her that way. I just look at her."
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"I mean, it's an old lady breakdancing. And she is good."
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"I'm going to give her a dollar next time."
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"Hey, let's pretend I just said this."
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"These elevator rides have been the highlight of my week,"
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"and I'd love to see you again Friday night."
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"Not in the elevator. At a restaurant, a nice one."
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"- What do you say? - Yes."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, I walked in on a lot of crazy stuff"
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"at the old apartment over the years."
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"Sorry, guys. I'm just going to go with a bowl of fruit."
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"It's been 12 minutes!"
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"- Drop it! - You first!"
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"lke, why are you pointing your gun at me?"
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"- Don't use my name! - Put the guns down, now!"
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"But one of the craziest things I ever walked in on"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"(TED CLEARS THROAT)"
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"- Who are you? - Mitch."
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"I guess her cell phone doesn't work in here."
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"Oh."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh. Robin didn't use the super-secret signal."
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"We put this old takeout menu on the doorknob."
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"Place went out of business. Mr. Wang's."
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"Guess I don't have to explain why that's funny."
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"I'm gonna go."
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"When you leave, take the seat cushion with you. That's trash now."
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"I think that I am more than qualified for the job."
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"My weaknesses? I would say caring too much, working too hard,"
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"and putting my career in front of my love life."
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"(CHUCKLES) Whoops! That last one was real. What?"
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"Well, it appears our sweet, innocent little Robin has taken a lover."
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"A young blade by the name of Mitch."
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"Her blind date? Total bust."
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"She's been sending me text messages all night."
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"She just let him go upstairs to use the bathroom a second ago."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Buddy, you are killing me. I'm kind of in the middle of something here."
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"Middle of what?"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"This is my move. It's called The Naked Man."
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"- The Naked Man? - Goes like this."
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"You're on a first date, you've had a few drinks."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Then, once she leaves the room, you strip down naked and wait."
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"When she comes back, she laughs."
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"She's so charmed by your confidence and bravado,"
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"she sleeps with you. Boom!"
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"- (CHUCKLES) There is no way that works! - Two out of three times."
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"Two out of three times?"
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"Two out of three times. You just have to pick your spot."
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"The Naked Man is best used as a last resort,"
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"kind of a Hail Mary on a first date"
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