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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"when you know there's not going to be a second one."
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"How do you know there's not gonna be a second date?"
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"Robin is way out of my league. I'm not smart, funny or handsome."
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"And as you can plainly see, there's nothing impressive"
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"going on anywhere around here."
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"My only shot with a girl like Robin is the element of surprise."
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"Aw!"
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"- This doesn't really work. - Two out of three times. Guaranteed."
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"- No way. - Two out of three times."
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"- He guaranteed it. - Oh, come on."
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"She's going to walk in there,"
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"take one look at that idiot and send him packing."
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"(LAUGHS) Yeah, she might kick his ass first."
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"Yeah, she might get her gun and shoot him."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"- My God! - It worked."
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"Mr. Wang's is back in business?"
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"The Naked Man works!"
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"This is gonna revolutionize the one-night stand."
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"The haircutting technique where they hold it between their fingers"
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"How can you be excited about this?"
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"Lily, The Naked Man is bigger than me and Robin."
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"with my secret identities and my tricks and my gadgets."
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"I mean, I'm like Batman. But this Mitch fellow, he's Superman."
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"He just rips off his clothes and he's good to go."
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"What kind of gadgets are we talking about?"
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"So this is what it's gonna be like, us living together?"
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"I come home, and guys you're dating are just gonna be sitting on the couch, naked?"
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"I wish I could say no."
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"(LAUGHING) I still cannot believe The Naked Man worked on you."
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"What can I say? Okay, I went in there, and he was naked."
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"It was funny. I laughed, he laughed."
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"And then it just kind of happened. I don't know."
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"I call slut!"
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"I'm sorry, Robin, but you hooking up with this guy"
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"makes it seem like the only thing standing between you and sex is clothes."
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"I didn't just sleep with Mitch because he was naked."
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"- Then why did you sleep with him? - Because he..."
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"Um..."
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"He... Because I care about Mitch. A lot."
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"There was a connection of specialness."
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"Of specialness and feelings."
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"It was because he was naked. And I'm sorry, but I don't approve."
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"There is only one reason to sleep with somebody, and that is love."
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"Yeah, Marshall's a big girl because he believes in true love"
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"because the secretaries bullied him into joining Oprah's Book Club."
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"Fine! But you know I'm right."
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"Marshall, I love you, but there's lots of reasons to have sex."
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"- Name one. - I can name 50."
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"- No, you can't. - Number 1, last Thursday."
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"- (SIGHS) Hey, Marshall, want to do it? - I'm up."
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"You befouled our marital bed because you couldn't get to sleep?"
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""That shadow on the ceiling looks like a scary, toothless clown. Good night, Lily.""
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"- Fine! That's one. But I defy you to name... - I'm going to name 50."
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"There's make-up sex, break-up sex,"
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"and your-friend-just-told-you - about-a-new-position sex."
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"You're welcome."
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"There's also revenge, rebound, paratrooping."
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"You know, when you go out of town, but instead of getting a hotel room,"
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"you go straight to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with a girl"
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"so you have a place to stay?"
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"- Oh, you mean banging-for-roof. - (COUGHS) Slut!"
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"I don't do it. My college roommate did it."
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"Oh. No, no, Robin, I just have a bad cough."
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"(COUGHING) I don't really have a bad cough."
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"Does anyone have a lozenge?"
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"(EX CLAIMING) I've got one. Nothing-good-on-television sex."
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"- Hotel-room sex. - Curiosity, as in,"
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"I've always wondered what it's like to have sex with a really tall girl."
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"Not a big girl, just a tall girl."
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"Like, if a normal girl"
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"were seven, seven-and-a-half-feet tall"
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"and wore a denim miniskirt."
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"- I would have to know what that is like. - Okay."
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"He-said-he-loved-you-but-you're-not-ready - to-say-it-back-yet sex."
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"Forty-three."
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"- Wingman diving on the friend grenade. - Forty-four."
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"- The condoms are about to expire. - Forty-five."
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"- Wow! This is getting a little hard. - Forty-six!"
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"Okay, four more to go."
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"(EX CLAIMS) You dropped a Cheeto on his lap, and when you reached for it,"
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"he thought you were making a move, so you just went with it."
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"Well, thank you for ruining the memory of our six-month anniversary."
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"Look, can we just stop with this stupid list, okay?"
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"- You guys are making me sad. - No, I'm having fun."
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"Man, this whole one-partner thing sucks sometimes."
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"I'm always talking about you. I can't play "I never,""
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"because then everyone would know all the weird stuff I let you do to me."
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"when all I had to do was strip naked while you were out of the room."
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"I didn't sleep with Mitch because he was naked."
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"Mitch and I have something special."
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"I mean, fingers crossed, guys. He may be the one."
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"All these years I've been suiting up when I should have been suiting down. That's it."
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"With the elevator girl. You're going out with her tonight, right? Naked Man!"
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"No. Barney, come on, this is the first girl"
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"I've had the courage to ask out since Stella."
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"Naked Man!"
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"No, Barney, this is the eighth outfit I tried on tonight."
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"Are you wearing makeup?"
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"It's not makeup, okay? It's a sunscreen with a subtle tint of..."
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"It's made for men. Sue me, I want my eyes to pop."
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"- Naked Man! - No, Barney, I like Vicky."
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"This could actually go somewhere."
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"I don't want to do anything stupid to jeopardize it."
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"but... Oh! I didn't see her from the back."
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"And I'm willing to jeopardize our future together for one night of glory."
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"Naked Man!"
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"OLDER TED: So, that night we all set out to prove something."
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"Robin wanted to defend her honor."
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"Mitch, hey, baby, it's me."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"Because you're basically my boyfriend!"
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"Lily needed to prove that she could finish her list."
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"I'm stuck. I can't think of the last two."
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"Reason Number 48,"
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""To reinforce good behaviors such as shaving and dental hygiene.""
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"Oh, now you're conditioning me? Great!"
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"That explains why I always get an erection when I floss."
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"I was over Stella and ready to get back out there."
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"Hey, thank you for letting me look at your aquarium."
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