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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Moira's Nudes (S02E02)

"- Everything okay over here?"
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"- Add it to your tab. Yeah, um..."
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"And If not, then you know, tomorrow."
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"- Morning. Tomorrow morning."
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"- Oh... Okay."
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"of a political campaign."
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"And you with Robert Blake."
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"- "The Top Eleven Photographs of Moira Rose"
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"- It's not a zit, David."
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"I can get you a smoothie."
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"when working at a vet clinic, yes."
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"- Well, thanks for the ride."
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"- We've really been taking advantage of those rides,"
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"Last I heard, you didn't have to pay--"
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"- What did Alexis say? What did she say?!"
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"Should she have said something? - No, no."
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"that's all."
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"If you need money, I can give you money."
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"- Okay, well then, let's just leave it at a gesture."
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"and so I feel like I have the right temperament for it."
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"- No, that's not me."
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"- So this is it."
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"(Whirs)"
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"- That's "cancel," that doesn't do anything!"
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"that would be a wonderful thing."
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"It's 7-2-8-3."
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"- It's easy. - It's not easy."
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"- I was just uh... hugging my kids."
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"- Okay, sure."
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"Now how do I get this on the internet? John!"
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"(Doors creak, thud)"
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"- Well, how's that for timing! - What do you mean?"
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"- We both stepped out exactly together."
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"- We didn't time this."
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"- I know we didn't time it."
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"- What's your point? - That is my point!"
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"- We-we both stepped out,"
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"and we didn't know the other person was stepping out,"
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"at exactly the same time!"
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"- Yeah, why are you yelling at me right now?"
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"- Well, I'm just explaining the good timing of this,"
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"when no explanation is needed."
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"It's just, it's the good timing, it's..."
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"- Okay fine, I don't get it, but, whatever."
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"Oh my God, is that David?"
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"(Car rumbles)"
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"- Oh..."
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"Oh, hey."
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"- David, where did you get this car?"
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"- Oh, this car was paid for by my employer."
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"We felt I needed a more efficient way to get to work."
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"- So she bought you a car?!"
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"- It's a rental."
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"Do you think I'd allow someone to buy that car for me?"
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"- Well, this-this is so great."
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"- Thank God we have a car again!"
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"- Um, very unclear on the "we" part of that sentence."
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"- Yeah, your brother's right, Alexis,"
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"this is his car, not ours."
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"We don't have a car, and he does."
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"- Okay, are you okay?"
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"- Yes, yes, I-I'm just happy"
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"the Roses are moving up in the world."
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"- What? - Oh ew, you poor thing."
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"♪ ♪"
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"JOHNNY: Are those turkey sausages?"
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"- Yes."
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"- Well, maybe, maybe I'll just sample one."
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"- Okay."
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"- Yes it is, Twyla. Just great."
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"If uh, if you could add this to our tab,"
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"that would be wonderful."
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"- What, is there a problem?"
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"- Unfortunately, we can't put any more on your tab, Mr. Rose."
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"We have a limit as to how much you can charge on it"
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"without actually making any effort to pay."
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"- Oh, I see."
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"- So, here's your bill."
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"- Okay, thank you. Just uh..."
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"Leave this with me, Twyla, and I'll take care of it um..."
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"this afternoon, or... tomorrow."
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"- This afternoon would be great."
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"- Well then, this afternoon it is!"
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"- Morning."
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"Thank you!"
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"ALEXIS: Um, what is going on?"
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"- Oh, nothing, nothing. Nothing's going on."
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"It's just I've gotta move some money around,"
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"make sure things are... liquid."
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"- How much trouble are we in? - Who said we're in trouble?"
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"- I have dated enough Wall Street losers"
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"to know that "making things liquid" is not a good thing!"
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"- No, no, we're fine. We're fine, honey."
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"No, no, I just had to use my unemployment cheque this month"
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"to pay for all the raw milk that "we" ordered."
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"- Okay..."
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"Um, well like, what can I do?"
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"- Just don't tell your mother, okay?"
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"Or your brother, I mean,"
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"they're too fragile to handle this."
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"And no one really needs to worry."
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"- Well, you might wanna tell that to your face."
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"(Birds chirp)"
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"- Oh you are here, thank goodness!"
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"Stevie, does this computer get internet access?"
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"- It does."
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"- Please log on immediately."
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"- Okay... - Jocelyn has made allusions to certain..."
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"sensitive photographs from my past."
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"- Uh, are you sure you don't want me to just leave you"
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"to do this on your own?"
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"- No, I can't type,"
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"and I don't care to relive my days as a secretary."
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"Uh, just give me a minute,"
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"because we're only one small step above dial up here."
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"- It's hardly surprising that Jocelyn"
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"would suddenly uncover these in the middle"
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"I suppose I just expected more from her."
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"- Okay, there's a bunch of you with O.J. Simpson."
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"with Future Murder Suspects.""
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