Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Seinfeld - The Dog (S03E03)

"- You pick it up? - Well, you have to."
Seinfeld
"Oh, boy, would I love to see that."
Seinfeld
"Shut up, Farfel! Stop it!"
Seinfeld
"I don't know what to do."
Seinfeld
"What if I take it to the pound, then the guy shows up?"
Seinfeld
"No, I tried. They don't know anything. You gotta put the syrup in first."
Seinfeld
"- No, milk. - I'm telling you. The guy's a drunk."
Seinfeld
"What is a bender anyhow?"
Seinfeld
"I don't know. They drink and they bend things at the bar. I don't know."
Seinfeld
"I can't believe he hasn't called."
Seinfeld
"Two hundred seats on a plane..."
Seinfeld
"...I gotta wind up next to Yukon Jack and his dog Cujo."
Seinfeld
"Shut up!"
Seinfeld
"One more day, and you are pound-bound!"
Seinfeld
"Hey, I'm sorry. I can't watch the dog tonight."
Seinfeld
"- Why? - We're going to the movies."
Seinfeld
"I can't. I gotta get this Ellen out of my life."
Seinfeld
"- You're breaking up? - Oh, yeah."
Seinfeld
"The sooner the better. I can't wait to do it."
Seinfeld
"You know some people you worry about whether or not..."
Seinfeld
"...you're gonna hurt their feelings? With her, I'm looking forward to it."
Seinfeld
"Boy, I'd like to get it on video."
Seinfeld
"Watch it in slow motion and freeze-frame it."
Seinfeld
"You didn't like her?"
Seinfeld
"If you could see her personality..."
Seinfeld
"...it'd be like one of the Elephant Man exhibits..."
Seinfeld
"...where they pull off the sheet and everyone gasps."
Seinfeld
"I can't believe someone hasn't killed her yet."
Seinfeld
"How come you never said anything?"
Seinfeld
"- ... till after they stop- - I tell you."
Seinfeld
"Are we still going to the movies tonight?"
Seinfeld
"No, I can't. I gotta watch Farfel. You and George can go without me."
Seinfeld
"Because."
Seinfeld
"- Yeah? - Prognosis Negative."
Seinfeld
"Because I relate to George through you."
Seinfeld
"We're more like..."
Seinfeld
"...friends-in-law. Besides, we said we'd see Prognosis Negative together."
Seinfeld
"Can't you put some newspapers down or something?"
Seinfeld
"No, I can't trust him. He gets insane. I won't enjoy myself."
Seinfeld
"That's right, Farfel, I'm talking about you!"
Seinfeld
"Just me and George alone?"
Seinfeld
"Let's go, people. Let's go. It's Prognosis Negative time."
Seinfeld
"I can't go."
Seinfeld
"- You can't go? Why not? - Because I have to watch idiot Farfel."
Seinfeld
"- I thought Kramer was watching him. - He's breaking up with his girlfriend."
Seinfeld
"What's the problem? Just put newspaper down."
Seinfeld
"No, I don't want that smell in the house."
Seinfeld
"- You spritz a little Lysol on it- - No."
Seinfeld
"They combine forces into some kind of strange mutant funk."
Seinfeld
"So we're not going?"
Seinfeld
"Nah. You two go."
Seinfeld
"You still wanna go?"
Seinfeld
"Do you?"
Seinfeld
"If you want."
Seinfeld
"Well, I really wanted to see Prognosis Negative with Jerry."
Seinfeld
"You wanna see Ponce de Leon?"
Seinfeld
"Ponce de Leon?"
Seinfeld
"Okay."
Seinfeld
"- You sure you don't wanna go? - I want to, but I can't."
Seinfeld
"Oh! I tell you what."
Seinfeld
"How about if I come back here first and I clean everything up?"
Seinfeld
"And I open up the windows, and if you're still not satisfied..."
Seinfeld
"- ... we switch apartments for the night. - No."
Seinfeld
"- What about this-? - Forget it."
Seinfeld
"Go ahead. You'll have a good time."
Seinfeld
"Well, thank you very much."
Seinfeld
"I'm telling you, one more day, stink breath!"
Seinfeld
"On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs..."
Seinfeld
"...and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags..."
Seinfeld
"...which to me is just the lowest function of human life."
Seinfeld
"...they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders."
Seinfeld
"If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop..."
Seinfeld
"...the other one's carrying it for him..."
Seinfeld
"So how long did you live there?"
Seinfeld
"About three years."
Seinfeld
"That's pretty long."
Seinfeld
"- It's not that long, really. - Yeah."
Seinfeld
"- And then you came here. - Yeah."
Seinfeld
"So I've been here about six years."
Seinfeld
"'86, '87, '88, '89, '90..."
Seinfeld
"...'91."
Seinfeld
"Yep."
Seinfeld
"Bad dog!"
Seinfeld
"You go outside!"
Seinfeld
"Outside!"
Seinfeld
"Money? You want money?"
Seinfeld
"I'll give you money. How much?"
Seinfeld
"I must have been out of my mind. Look at you."
Seinfeld
"Why don't you do something with your life?"
Seinfeld
"You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society!"
Seinfeld
"You're just taking up space!"
Seinfeld
"I mean, how can I be with someone like you?"
Seinfeld
"I like herbal tea."
Seinfeld
"Chamomile's good."
Seinfeld
"Lemon Lift."
Seinfeld
"Almond Pleasure."
Seinfeld
"Jerry likes Morning Thunder."
Seinfeld
"- Jerry drinks Morning Thunder? - Yeah."
Seinfeld
"Morning Thunder has caffeine in it. Jerry doesn't drink caffeine."
Seinfeld
"Jerry doesn't know Morning Thunder has caffeine in it."
Seinfeld
"- You don't tell him? - No."
Seinfeld
"And you should see him. Man, he gets all hyper."
Seinfeld
"He doesn't even know why. He loves it."
Seinfeld
"He walks around going, God, I feel great!"
Seinfeld
"- That is so funny. - I know."
Seinfeld
"Have you ever seen him throw up?"
Seinfeld
"Please!"
Seinfeld
"I take it all back!"
Seinfeld
"Everything. I take it all back! Every word!"
Seinfeld
"I love you!"
Seinfeld
"I love you!"
Seinfeld
"I can't live without you! I'll do anything!"
Seinfeld
"He was released on Monday?"
Seinfeld
"Last Monday?"
Seinfeld
"That's it, Farfel. Party's over."
Seinfeld
"Start packing up your little squeeze toys, buddy boy. You're checking out."
Seinfeld
"It was weird because George and I get along so great..."
Seinfeld
"...in so many situations..."
Seinfeld
"...but this was the first time we went one-on-one."
Seinfeld
"One-on-one's a whole different game. Can't pass off."
Seinfeld
Show more clips