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Clips from Seinfeld - The Dog (S03E03)

"The only time it wasn't uncomfortable was when we were making fun of you."
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"Beautiful. How soon?"
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"Okay, here's the plan:"
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"We take the dog to the pound, we go right to the movies."
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"Right. You, me and Elaine."
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"Yes, all three of us."
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"I am going."
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"Okay, see you in five minutes."
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"- What? - Do you have to?"
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"What am I supposed to do? I don't want to do it."
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"I like dogs."
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"I'm not sure this is a dog."
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"You know the guy might have just lost your number."
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"Jerry, do you know what they do to dogs at the pound?"
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"They keep them there for a week. If nobody claims them, they kill them."
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"How late are they open?"
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"- What? - What is it?"
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"I went back with Ellen."
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"- That's great. - Great."
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"- Terrific. - Yeah."
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"I really think you guys are good together."
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"Yes. She understands you, and she is not demanding."
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"Do you think that I forgot what you two said about her?"
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"- We knew you were upset- - From now on..."
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"...when we pass each other, I don't know you, you don't know me."
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"- Kramer, we like her. - Kramer..."
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"What did we say that was so bad?"
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"I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit."
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"I said, How come no one's killed her?"
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"- Well. - Well."
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"Probably shouldn't have said anything."
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"- Yeah? - Prognosis Negative."
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"Great. Okay, Farfel, put your shoes on."
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"Jerry, can't you just give it one more day?"
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"- It's not his fault. - It's not my dog."
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"I don't know where this booze hound is."
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"How about if you and George go to the movies..."
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"I can't let you do that. What about Prognosis Negative?"
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"We'll see it Sunday."
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"Tonight's the night, right? Prognosis Negative."
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"I'm not going. I'm gonna watch the dog."
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"- What does this mean? - Well..."
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"What is with this dog? I thought we were taking it to the pound."
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"She talked me into one more day."
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"Talk. I'm going to the bathroom."
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"Jerry, how long are you gonna be in there?"
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"I don't know, regular human time."
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"Why don't you wait and go at the movies?"
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"- Why shouldn't I go here? - Well, you know."
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"Sometimes it's good to get there and make sure you get seats..."
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"...and then go to the bathroom."
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"Oh, yeah, George. Urinals are fun."
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"Like we care if you go to the bathroom."
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"- How's it going? - Good."
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"- You? - Things are good."
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"- Boy, he takes such a long time. - I know."
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"You know what he does in there? He gargles."
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"Yeah, he does it like six times a day."
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"- How come we never hear him? - Because he does it quiet."
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"Wait, wait. Did you ever see him throw up?"
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"We talked about that already."
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"I'm think I'm out of conversation."
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"So why do you call me six times a day?"
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"No matter how depressed, I can always read sports."
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"You know what, Ponce de Leon is sold out."
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"It is. Oh, yeah, you're right. What else is playing?"
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"Nothing except Prognosis Negative."
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"Boy, I know she really wants to see that with me."
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"Give me that jacket, mud face."
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"This is not Seinfeld you're dealing with."
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"When I get through with you, you'll be begging to go to the pound."
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"Shut up."
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"Shut up!"
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"Hello?"
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"No. Who's calling?"
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"Oh, my God. The dog guy."
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"Well, where have you been?"
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"Yeah? Well, you better pick up your dog tonight..."
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"...or he has humped his last leg."
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"...but it's this or nothing."
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"So we're gonna do nothing now?"
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"- This is crazy. - It is kind of silly."
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"- Of course it is. - I mean, it's just a movie-"
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"Right."
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"If I could have seen it with her, fine."
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"But I can't control these circumstances and schedules..."
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"- ... and people's availabilities. - She'll still see it."
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"- You're not stopping her- - How does sitting next to a person..."
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"...in a movie theatre increase the enjoyment?"
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"You can't talk during a movie."
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"This is stupid. Come on."
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"- Let's just go. - Good."
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"- I'm in big trouble. - Oh, you're dead."
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"Bell's Palsy."
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"The entire side of- Of my face..."
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"...was paralysed."
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"Farfel."
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"You know, I couldn't- I couldn't- I couldn't even feed myself."
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"I was completely incapacitated."
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"Quiet, Farfel!"
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"- Farfel. - It's interesting..."
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"...because I called the hospital..."
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"...and they said you were released on Monday."
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"Yes, that's true..."
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"...but then, see, I was taken to the Bell's Palsy Centre."
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"In- In Rockville."
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"Top- Top-notch physicians."
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"Hey, come on. Come on. Get off me."
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"He won't hurt you. He's just playing."
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"Mutt? I'll wager his parents are more pure than yours."
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"Kramer, are you coming?"
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"- Oh, hi, Ellen. - Get in here."
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"Listen, it's been a pleasure taking care of your dog for a week..."
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"...but if you don't mind..."
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"...before the month is out."
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"We made plans."
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"Why don't we just rent a movie?"
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"No. It's supposed to be really bad. Really bad."
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"I mean, it's long. There's no story."
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"It's so unbelievably boring- I heard. I..."
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