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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Tight Two (S02E02)

"that your detachable thumb isn't magic"
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"and those quarters aren't coming out of their ears,"
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"they're coming out of your paycheck."
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"You're my buffer... The bad cop to my good cop."
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"You're the bad cop..."
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"by making them think frogs can say the name of a beer."
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"You're right. I'm bad cop."
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"You shouldn't leave me alone with them."
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"But I'm sick."
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"You have time to lean, you have time to clean."
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"Come on. ABM... always be moving."
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"What? You didn't say how fast we had to be moving."
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"I'm sorry. Is there any way we can eat it here?"
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"Hey. I don't know if you know this,"
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"so if you let them eat here,"
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"All the work and no tip?"
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"Got it. I didn't know that."
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"Great. Thanks."
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"You can do this. It's just a few hours."
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"Entertainment or strength."
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"Eat me, you lose both."
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"Dad."
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"Nope. How about some Chris Farley?"
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""Fat guy in a little coat."
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"Why did the fish get a bad report card?"
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"Fun fact... There are no naturally occurring blue foods."
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"Even blueberries are purple."
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"Ah-choo! See? Oreos?"
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"Mom's not here."
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"And it's the middle of the day."
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"I was just seeing if you knew that,"
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"You're flailing. You got nothing left."
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"They're gonna realize you're a fraud if you don't do something."
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"Grandma's watching her movies."
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"Uh, it's okay."
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"I'm sure she'll make an exception for her baby boy."
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"Hey, Ma?"
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"Would you mind if the boys and I watched TV for a bit?"
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"_"
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"_"
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"Now what are we gonna do, Dad?"
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"Uh..."
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"This movie?"
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"One minute, little bro."
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"You guys got a great place here."
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"Well-built."
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"I'm not getting sunglasses,"
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"'cause I just bought this awesome watch."
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"I have a watch, but it's old."
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"You ladies buying me a present?"
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"Good one, Anne."
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"Hey, cool sunglasses, dude."
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"Yeah, super cool."
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"He looks like my uncle."
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"Yes, you can draw whatever you want."
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"Really?"
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"Yay!"
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"I call the black marker!"
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"Table for two, please."
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"May I suggest instead of ordering"
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"from the menu at your table,"
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"you call in an order and then just eat it here?"
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"It's all part of our new service..."
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"Cattleman's To-Go To Stay."
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"Saving money!"
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"I like the sound of that."
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"Speed dial. Line one."
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"Cattleman's Ranch."
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"Uh, hi."
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"I'll have the hickory burger and some curly fries."
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"Excellent choice."
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"My wife would like the club sandwich..."
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"Hold on a second."
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"What do you want, now?"
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"I want a steak salad, no dressing."
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"She'd like the steak salad, no sauce."
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"which one of us would you eat?"
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"Eddie."
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"Why wouldn't you pick me? I'm young, like veal."
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"I thought you didn't want to get eaten."
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"Not by you."
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"But Dad? I'd be honored if he ate me."
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"Already?"
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"Dad, are you okay? You're sweating."
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"Uh, yeah."
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"It's just this cast."
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"It's itchy, probably got a rash."
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"Gross."
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"That order was called in over an hour ago."
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"Nobody's come to pick it up yet?"
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"and then not pick it up?"
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"I don't know."
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"Pfft, a lot of forgetful people out there."
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"Right. Forgetful."
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"Making us waste food and lose money."
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"I'd like to place an order for a To-Go To Stay."
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"Oh, you would, would you?"
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"It's for my T-ball team."
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"Well, I've got my pen right here."
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"We'll take 20 double cheeseburgers..."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- 15 hot dogs... - Yep."
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"- And all the ice cream sundaes you got. - Sounds good."
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"I know it's you, Mitch!"
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""T-ball burgers.""
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"Nice try, okay? Nice try."
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"I think you just blew a huge order."
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"Did they fill in that pothole over on 5th Avenue?"
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"I sure hope so."
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"What's going on?"
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"Hey, how's To-Go going? Is it taking off?"
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"N..."
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"What happened to your cast?"
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"I let the boys cut it off."
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"- Who says I'm not a fun dad? - Oh."
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"Can you put the blanket back? Wind is hurting my leg."
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"if you think this is my fault."
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"You forced me to spend hours alone with our kids."
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"I had to keep them entertained."
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"It was the only choice."
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