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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Tight Two (S02E02)

"I'm gonna find the doctor."
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"Excuse me. How long until you can see my husband?"
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"We're pretty backed up."
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"We don't normally take people"
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"who let their children cut their cast off"
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"because they were afraid of boring them"
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"and move them to the top of the list."
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"Well, he's at least ahead"
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"She's faking."
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"If you'll excuse me,"
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"I have to get back to the patients with serious, life-and-death problems."
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"Where are the boys?"
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"so I panicked and gave them $50 for the vending machine."
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"The doctor was talking about life and death,"
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"and it made me think."
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"We've never had the talk,"
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"if something were to happen to you."
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"Jessica, I'm only getting my leg re-cast."
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"I know, I know, but it scared me."
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"I never really thought about it, but I guess that's true."
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"It's horrible to think about,"
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"My boys. My family."
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"What?"
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"Is... Is that what... No! No firings!"
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"then you should."
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"They don't care about our business."
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"They're worse than goldfish, Louis."
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"They're the garbagemen of the lake."
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"Wait. Where are you going? You can't leave me alone."
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"Spend time with your kids."
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"They're real."
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"This pepper's out."
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"I'll refill it right away."
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"Uh, no problem. I'll clean that up."
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"You could've just told them I never wrote down their order."
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"Yeah, but it's a huge order for the restaurant."
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"Plus, it's our job."
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"I'm drowning in cobs!"
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"Excuse me. Are you the coach?"
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"As you can see, our staff worked really hard for you today,"
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"No. We ordered To-Go To Stay so we wouldn't have to leave a tip."
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"That's why we're undefeated."
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"Speaking of which, we got to go. We got a game in 10 minutes."
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"Woof down those sundaes, and grab your bats, boys."
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"Yeah, right."
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"What's this?"
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"But they didn't leave one."
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"and I appreciate you stepping up and doing a good job."
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"You're not goldfish..."
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"or catfish."
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"Thank you."
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"T-t-that's really nice of you to say."
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"You know, it is customary to tip at least 10%."
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"Don't push it."
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"Sorry we took so long."
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"so we had to go up to the fourth floor."
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"so we went down to the fourth floor."
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"Congratulations. You win directions."
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"It's over."
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"This whole thing. I'm done."
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"Your mother's gone."
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"We're stuck here for another five hours."
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"I have no cast to cut off, no impressions to do,"
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"no coffee to get."
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"My leg's broken. I'm a real mess."
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"I am not a fun dad."
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"I mean, we love your energy,"
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"but we don't have to do it every night."
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"Honestly, sometimes it's a bit much."
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"My tight-two? You love my tight-two."
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"Mm..."
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"Sometimes it could be a tight-one."
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"So we can just... sit here?"
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"We just like it when you're around."
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"I'd let you guys eat me."
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"Thanks, dude."
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"Guys, your mom would immediately cook and eat us all."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Yep."
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"Everything looks great, as you can see."
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"Way is this all wither?"
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"The muscle mass will eventually rebuild."
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"I had a man's leg. This is a baby leg."
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"Doesn't smell like a baby leg."
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"and two of your fancy cookie pies."
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"Sir, sorry to keep you waiting."
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"I think if the three of us were stuck on a deserted island,"
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"Kid 'n Play."
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"Oh!"
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"Brought you guys some."
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"Eyes wide open, mouths moving, swallowing air,"
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"What was that?"
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"Did you just ask for a Kid 'n Play?"
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"Ma, I'm getting dressed."
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"It's the first day of Cattleman's To-Go."
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"I don't think so."
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"Name one."
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"you can't win the game."
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"No firing... except as a last resort."
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"What if word of layoffs comes down from corporate?"
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"Fire won't kill a pigeon."
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"- Me too. - I'd eat Evan."
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"Dad's at the diner where Emery got sick"
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"Yeah, but not alone. You're always around."
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"Wait, I thought I was the good cop..."
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"Enforcing rules so that they can learn to live in society."
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"Nice try."
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"with the kids by yourself."
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"You got it, boss."
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"Really?"
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"Here's your Cattleman's To-Go."
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"There's plenty of tables. Sit anywhere you like."
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"It depends on what you value on the island..."
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"You're not gonna leave to get coffee again, are you?"
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"You heard your mom. Time for bed."
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"Look out, we're here to buy my brother some sunglasses."
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"_"
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"Uh, sure!"
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"Well, no butts."
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