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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Tight Two (S02E02)

"I'll take a rib plate with a side of your mashed po-tah-toes."
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"We do now."
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"Uh, you are never going to believe this."
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"S02E16 Tight Two"
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"And I know how to start a fire."
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"And I'd drink a glass of that fresh water"
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"A few days of starvation,"
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"I'd eat berries."
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"Now entering the square circle,"
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"Yay! Dad's home!"
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"Rawr!"
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"Dad, you rock! Dad, you're the best!"
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"Cake!"
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"Okay, everybody. Time for bed."
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"You can eat it in your room."
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"Don't brush."
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"Well, I've been putting in so much time at work"
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"Well, maybe you wouldn't have to work so hard"
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"Mm, someone did."
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"_"
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"_"
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"There's no way they can manage."
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"Goldfish?"
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"_"
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"What makes you think I would fire anyone?"
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"At the furniture store in D.C.,"
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"Being a manager is a lot like chess."
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"and he'll be here when you get home from school."
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"Dad!"
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"Was he attacked by birds? They're everywhere."
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"and I was like, "Is he watching me?""
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"but it's time for a fresh start."
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"Oh, we know you can't fire anyone."
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"It's like they're born from the flames."
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"Welcome home."
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"I guess if I was forced to pick, I'd eat Eddie."
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"How can I rule without fear?!"
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"Do you want us to respond?"
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"He went to the diner? When?"
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"As soon as we got home from school."
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"Let's go home."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Yeah, that's because I only see them"
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"I blow in, dazzle them with a two-minute tornado of fun,"
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"then a fun fact straight into a group tickle,"
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"- Yay! - Dad's home!"
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"Hit them hard and leave them wanting more."
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"and I saw him for like 10 minutes, total, my whole life."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"Tomorrow, you're gonna spend the whole day"
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"What is this? No standing around."
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"Well, we're just waiting for our orders to come out."
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"Ha, ha, ha. Good one."
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"The kids changed their minds."
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"we don't get tips on those orders,"
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"we'll have to clean up after as if they dined in."
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"They are your sons. You made them."
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"I'm Tommy Boy."
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"Tommy likey. Tommy want wingy.""
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"Because all his grades were under sea/C!"
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"Uh... I-I know. I knew that."
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"and you passed the test like school... homework... home test!"
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"Come on. Think. Think!"
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"we can watch this movie."
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"Hi, my name is John Paul,"
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"but my friends call me Disco Dave."
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"You can tell the beams are solid."
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"Well, I'll be. Girls."
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"Can we draw on your cast?"
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"That way, you don't have to pay a tip."
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"No sauce."
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"When did they learn to draw so fast?"
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"Well, I guess that's it. We're out of space."
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"Guess not."
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"Cattleman's Ranch To-Go."
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"They're what you'd call "big boys.""
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"Louis, your staff is..."
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"How was your drive home?"
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"Nothing. I'm just happy."
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"Oh!"
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"We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you."
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"You're still in shock from the pain"
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"That doesn't mean you let them cut off your cast."
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"Where does this end, Louis?"
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"I'm gonna guess a good six hours."
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"Six hours?"
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"of that girl with the stomach thing, right?"
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"They were looking bored,"
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"Crazy things happen every day."
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"but God forbid you should leave us."
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"without the ability to fire anyone at the restaurant."
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"Fine."
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"New one coming up."
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"Here you go."
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"Mitch. What's going on?"
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"The T-ball team who called in their to-go order..."
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"They showed up wanting their food, so we scrambled."
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"I need you back out there, Mitch."
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"I guess. But, hell, they teach me a lot, too."
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"I'm glad you're enjoying your food."
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"so it'd be nice if you could leave them a tip."
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"I understand, They but this is a huge party."
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"So, they eat like this and then they go play?"
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"It's your tip."
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"Well, it was my mistake for not taking their order,"
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"This is actually the sixth floor,"
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"What?"
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"It's all an illusion."
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"Every night, I come home,"
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"to make you think I'm funny and cool and interesting,"
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"Okay."
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"Okay?"
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"Yeah. We're cool with just chilling out."
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"Yeah. Fine with us."
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"And you're not gonna get bored?"
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"No. You're our dad."
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"So happy to have this thing off"
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"Despite the initial setback,"
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"the x-rays show that the leg healed nicely."
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"I don't want a baby's leg. Where is my leg?"
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